https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FpvsfAruseus Emails/pvsf - Revision history2026-04-30T22:30:27ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/pvsf&diff=18910&oldid=prevKickCheat: New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Ert Plus, Homestar, Pter, Fang, Coach Z (easter egg), Mac (easter egg), Stong Bad (easter egg) Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia, The ...2008-06-25T21:16:25Z<p>New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Ert Plus, Homestar, Pter, Fang, Coach Z (easter egg), Mac (easter egg), Stong Bad (easter egg) Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia, The ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Ert Plus, Homestar, Pter, Fang, Coach Z (easter egg), Mac (easter egg), Stong Bad (easter egg)<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia, The Ring, The Field (easter egg)<br />
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Date: June 16, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-Tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Emails here, emails there. Meh! It's an email.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Let's go. ''{Clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>Subject:Pter vs Fang</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br /><br />
Who do you think would win in a fight?<br /><br />
Pter or Fang?<br /><br />
Sincereley,<br /><br />
Badstar.<br /><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well...I don't really know, I mean, I have mixed feelings, I think it would be a flat-out tie.<br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' I mean, Fang is able to reform if say, an arm comes off, so Pter is at a disadvantage, but Pter has no lower section, so no shin kicking. Well, this would be a good way to make some money! LET'S GO! ''{runs out}''<br />
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''{Cut to Strongbadia, a boxing ring is laid out, several cardboard bleachers sit, on them are many characters, two of which include Ert Plus and Homestar, Ert is holding a bag of popcorn}''<br />
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'''ERT PLUS:''' I've got all my bets on Fang here, he looks menacing.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' How much did you bet?<br />
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'''ERT PLUS:''' No money, but if I lose the bet, Mac will keep smacking me in the rear with a frying pan.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. Well...I got my hopes on Pter, but if I lose, Coach Z will give me 23 butt pats to help his record.<br />
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'''ERT PLUS:''' On that trading card I suppose...<br />
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''{Aruseus walks in front}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Quiet! The match is gonna start!<br />
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''{Cut to the ring, Pter and Fang have boxing gloves}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' I wonder how you type with those...<br />
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'''PTER:''' Shut up and fight.<br />
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''{Pter throws a punch at Fang, but Fang dodges it. He kicks Pter in the chest}''<br />
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'''PTER:''' Oof!<br />
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'''FANG:''' Had enough?<br />
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''{Pter grabs Fang's leg and starts gnawing on it, but then spits it out, sending it out of the ring}''<br />
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'''PTER:''' Needs salt.<br />
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''{All of a sudden, Pter is standing on his hands while Fang is being beaten up by an unseen force}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What's going on?<br />
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'''PTER:''' I;m kicking him.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WHA!?<br />
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''{Fang is knocked down, but then kicks Pter in the face}''<br />
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'''PTER:''' Crap!<br />
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''{Pter falls over, knocked out}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' It looks like the match ends in a tie.<br />
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'''ERT PLUS:''' Dan-guh!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Crap!<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So you see, Badstar, the match ended in a tie like I thought it would. Though, I still don't get Pter "kicking" Fang. That's gonna give me the jibblies just thinking about it. ''{stops typing}'' So untill next time, keep sending me emails,<br />
and I'll be sure to check them!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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===Easter Eggs===<br />
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*Click on "match" to see a revisit of [[HRWiki:One Two, One Two|One Two]].<br />
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''{Cut to The Field with Ert Plus, Mac, Homestar, and Coach Z, Ert is kneeling down, as Mac hits him with a frying pan in the butt with a "clang" sound.}''<br />
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'''ERT PLUS:''' Ow!<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' 'Atta boy!<br />
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''{On the other side of the screen, Homestar is in the same position, as Coach Z butt-pats him once}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ow!<br />
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'''MAC:''' 'Atta boy!<br />
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''{the scene repeats 2 more times, on the third time, Strong Bad comes up and slaps his forehead}''</div>KickCheat