https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FpokemansAruseus Emails/pokemans - Revision history2026-04-12T00:54:33ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/pokemans&diff=28307&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 15:55, 3 August 20082008-08-03T15:55:13Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Cyndaquil, Wolf<br />
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Places: The Boardwalk, <br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: August 3rd, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus paces back and forth, with a laptop reinforced, gotta gotta get out of this town, gotta check that email now.<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>Subject: Starter Pokemon</div><br />
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Hello Aruseus<br><br />
To meet Pokestandards, you must have a starter Pokemon.<br><br />
Choose between Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Totodile.<br><br />
To be a pro, I suggest Chikorita. The starters will normally be male, but breeding them is simple.<br><br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Professor Oak<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Wait...what? Pokestandards?! Man, they're thinking of new rules these days that suck. But hey, if I have to I will. Give me a Cyndaquil.<br />
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''{A Pokeball falls on Aruseus' head}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' OW! WHAT THE HELL?!<br />
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''{A Cyndaquil pops out of the ball}''<br />
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'''CYNDAQUIL:''' Quil!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Y HALLO THAR.<br />
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'''CYNDAQUIL:''' Quil... ''{nudges against Aruseus' leg}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes, that's my leg...<br />
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'''CYNDAQUIL:''' Quil!<br />
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''{Wolf walks in}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Hey, Aruseus!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! Have you met my Cyndaquil?<br />
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''{Cyndaquill growls and then lunges at Wolf, closeup on Wolf's upper body, where you can't see anything below the elbows, a bite is heard}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' G...g...guh...<br />
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''{Zoom out to see the Cyndaquil biting Wolf's tail}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' AAAAH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF! AAH! GODDAMNIT!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah...<br />
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''{Cyndaquil returns}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Nice going there, buddy. I think I'll like you.<br />
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'''CYNDAQUIL:''' Cyndaquil!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I'm gonna call you...Cynder.<br />
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'''CYNDER:''' Quil! ''{jumps into Aruseus' arms}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hehe...now get back in the ball...<br />
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'''CYNDER:''' Quill!<br />
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''{Cynder returns to his ball}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Heh...I'm gonna like this guy.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' I'm not. That little punk bit me in the butt!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, shaddup.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' I swear all I do on this show is-<br />
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''{Aruseus snaps his fingers and a Mr. Weight falls on Wolf}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' GODDAMNIT.<br />
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''{The Paper}''</div>Lucian Summers