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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Ryan, Dan<br />
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Places: The Boardwalk, The Shorehouse, The Arcade, A Barm, The Beach<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: July 5th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I don't know how I got this job, I'll never ever stop, so I'm checking the email tonight!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: dumb plans</div><br />
Hey, Aruseus!<br />
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What was one of your dumber plans? I mean, not like your plans haven't been dumb, but...<br />
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Don't hunt me down and shoot me, Skully B.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ok. This will be a total riot for you, DoomBuggy. All of my dumb plans were made yesterday. All during Independence Day, I made the stupidest desicions of my life.<br />
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''{Cut to the Shorehouse, Aruseus is drinking several bottles of vodka}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' First of all, I got drunk.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah, baby! That's the stuff... ''{hic}'' <small>Hostess...</small><br />
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''{Aruseus falls over}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' The next stupid thing was when I was at the arcade. I was still drunk.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Err...you ok?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{drunk}'' Ya know something? You amaze me, Fox.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{still drunk}'' Shaddup, you stupid...fur- ''{Aruseus pukes offscreen}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Ick.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' We got booted out that day, but I got to keep the tickets. The next thing was when we were at the bar.<br />
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''{Cut to a bar on the Boardwalk. Aruseus and Ryan are at the counter}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{drunk}'' You seem a bit...young for this, Brentilda.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' I'm 20, you're 19, so we're both breaking the law. <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shaddup. ''{punches Ryan}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' You...just started a barfight.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I said SHADDUP! ''{kicks Ryan offscreen}'' Damn furry...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Did you just bash yourself?!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' But here's what really got me sober. When we were at the beach lighting fireworks.<br />
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''{Cut to the Beach at night.}''<br />
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'''DAN:''' Check this out, Ryan. ''{Dan throws a match into his saxaphone and blows into it. A firework shoots out of the end and launches to the sky}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Dangerous, but cool.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{drunk}'' Here we go...<br />
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''{Aruseus tosses a match onto a firework and takes out a bottle of vodka. He starts to chug it until the firework launches and tears the arm with the bottle clean off of his body}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sober}'' AAAARGH! AMBULENCE! 911! GAAAAAAH!<br />
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''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And that is why I never drink on the Fourth of July again. Fortunately, they re-attached my severed-by-firework arm at the hospital. Anydangway, I'll wrap this up.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*Aruseus references the Hostess slogan.<br />
*According to ALXX, furries are a more simple term for anthromorphic animal. Aruseus technically is a furry, despite the fact that he insulted himself when drunk.<br />
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===WARNING!===<br />
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DO NOT DO WHAT DAN DID WITH THE SAXAPHONE AND THE FIREWORKS.</div>Lucian Summers