ALXXMaXX: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Fang, Foxx, Homsar, Homestar Places: Computer Room, The Field, Arupizza Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: December 21st, 2007 == Transcript =...

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New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Fang, Foxx, Homsar, Homestar Places: Computer Room, The Field, Arupizza Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: December 21st, 2007 == Transcript =...

New page

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Fang, Foxx, Homsar, Homestar

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Arupizza

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: December 21st, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' This is the alpha! The omega! Sent and deleted! And we all just idolize email! ''{clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Subject: pizza</div>
Hey Arueus and all the gang (Lyle, Tom, Fang, et cetera)!<br/>
<br/>
Could you make a pizza restraunt<br/>
for all the teens? I'm a teen, and we won<br/>
the football game. We don't have a pizza<br/>
restraunt sadly, but I am positively sure that<br/>
you'll make one for us.<br/>
<br/>
Stephen Knight, 9th Grader, Maine High School,<br/>
Augusta, Maine
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' A pizza place, eh, Dark Knight? Sure. I'll make a pizza place. I'm gonna need some help, though. Now let's cut to a cheesy montage!

''{Montage, Aruseus is building a pizza place. During the montage, he ends up getting hit with a plank, hitting his thumb with a hammer, squirting himself with a glue gun, and, as he's sawing a plank, ends up sawing his arm off}''

''{Cut to The Field, Aruseus is standing, marveling at his new pizza joint. It looks like a small, Burger King-esque building, but it is white, yellow, and has a giant slice of pizza on the roof. It's named Arupizza}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now ''that's'' a pizza joint.

''{Aruseus pulls out a clipboard with a checklist on it}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...build place...check. Hire slaves...

''{Cut to inside the pizza place, Aruseus is standing next to Tom, who's wearing a yellow and white uniform}''

'''TOM:''' Do I HAVE to wear this?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes. You do. Now get ready to take people's orders.

''{Aruseus walks away}''

'''TOM:''' This is not what I wanted to do after college...

''{Aruseus walks past Fang and Foxx, wearing the same uniforms, and standing by an oven}''

'''FOXX:''' So ''when'' is this gonna be done?

'''FANG:''' Chill.

'''FOXX:''' I'm getting bored. I think it's time for my "sit in the restroom playing mobile Tetris" shift.

'''FANG:''' No it's not! Now wait here. I'll get the sauce. ''{Walks off}''

''{Aruseus walks up to Homsar, who is in uniform}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' How'd you get a job, shorty!?

'''HOMSAR:''' AaaaAaaAaah escaped from a petri dish...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Never mind. Keep...doing...stuff.

'''HOMSAR:''' YoooOooour the top, maaAaan!

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut to outside the restaraunt}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Come on...When am I gonna get some freakin' customers?

''{Homestar walks up}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, I'll get a p-loaf with a calzone and some l-ade.

'''ARUSEUS:''' In English?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm here for pizza.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...you don't order here. Go inside.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Righty-o! ''{runs in}''

''{Suddenly, Homestar gets booted out}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well...I guess you can just give me the p-ronni tomorrow. I'll go get a m-shake.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wonder how he got kicked out-

''{Zoom out, a mushroom cloud shoots through the roof}''

'''FANG:''' FOXX! I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THE PIZZA OUT AN HOUR AGO!

''{The Paper comes down}''

===Fun Facts===

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ALXXMaXX: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Fang, Foxx, Homsar, Homestar Places: Computer Room, The Field, Arupizza Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: December 21st, 2007 == Transcript =...