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<p>New page: Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Pter, Foxx, Homestar, Kyubii, Fang Places: Computer Room, Projector Room, Strong Badia Computer: Intell 600 Date: March 24th, 2007 [edit] Transcr...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Pter, Foxx, Homestar, Kyubii, Fang<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, Projector Room, Strong Badia<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: March 24th, 2007<br /> [edit] Transcript<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Umm...Meh meh meh email! {types run_arumail.exe}<br /> <br /> subject: Hey you!<br /> <br /> Do you like pizza?<br /> You gotta like pizzas.<br /> <br /> Your dude,<br /> That guy from a bus and on the plane!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Yea...I like pizza. Pizza is good with a nice topping of...pepperoni...and meatball...and sausage... and DELETED!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Alright. On to the real email.<br /> <br /> subject: MEH.<br /> <br /> Aruseus?<br /> How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br /> <br /> A fan<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: What!? Am I getting crapmail today! DELETED!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's hope for a good email this time...<br /> <br /> subject: weird things<br /> <br /> Aruseus,<br /> Is there anything weird or odd about<br /> your hometown or friends?<br /> Mike<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Oddities, eh? Well, Mike, allow me to give you the tour. {leaves}<br /> <br /> {Cut to a Projector Room, a picture of Pter comes up}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Let's start with Pter. Well, first of all, and probably the only thing, he lacks the visiblity of legs. Don't know how, must be something with his DNA.<br /> <br /> {Aruseus circles the blank space between the bottom of Pter's body and the ground with a blue marker. A picture of Foxx comes up}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Next is Foxx. He may look normal, but he is pretty odd. First of all...<br /> <br /> {Aruseus circles Foxx's torso}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: His body is pretty hunched. Also, shouldn't he be all red, not red and blue? Whatever.<br /> <br /> {A picture of Homestar comes up}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Next up is ol' McDorkle...or Homestar. Unlike Pter, he has legs, but no arms.<br /> <br /> {A picture of Homestar holding a spoon comes up}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: See that spoon? How does he do it?<br /> <br /> {A picture of Kyubii comes up}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Kyubii is next. He has nine tails. Nine tails. I only have one. Most tailed animal...things...should have one, three maximum.<br /> <br /> {A picture of Aruseus comes up}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Now a lot of people have asked what I am. People have mistaken me for a fox, horse, deer, you name it. But I am an Aruseus. Yes, an Aruseus. I'm named after my own species.<br /> <br /> {Cut back to Intell}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} But the most oddest of them all, has got to be the new guy, Fang Wolf. {leaves}<br /> <br /> {Cut to Strong Badia, Fang is standing there}<br /> <br /> FANG: Sup, Aruseus?<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Hey. I'm showing Mike here the oddities of our homeland. Now hold still.<br /> <br /> {Aruseus grabs Fang's right arm, and somehow, pulls it off, making a pop noise}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: See? Detachable limbs. No pain, wound, just came off like a refridgerator magnet.<br /> <br /> FANG: Pretty odd, huh, Mike? Watch this.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Yeah.<br /> <br /> {Fang wiggles the arm that had just been pulled off of his body}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Woah.<br /> <br /> FANG: You ain't seen nothin' yet!<br /> <br /> {The arm hops out of Aruseus' hand and pulls off Fang's other arm, plus his legs}<br /> <br /> FANG: And for the grand finale...<br /> <br /> {Fang's parts reattach, and then he pulls his own head off}<br /> <br /> FANG: Ta-dah!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ok. That's enough.<br /> <br /> {Cut back to Intell}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, what'd I tell ya? Fang's odd. Ok, The Paper, take it away!<br /> <br /> {The Paper comes down}<br /> [edit] Easter Eggs<br /> <br /> none<br /> [edit] Fun Facts<br /> <br /> I'm feelin' lazy, might do them.</div>

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