https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FnewsAruseus Emails/news - Revision history2026-04-10T22:10:33ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/news&diff=27200&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 18:09, 1 August 20082008-08-01T18:09:51Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus starts a news program.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, The Cheat, Homsar<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field<br />
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Computer: Intell 600<br />
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Date: Febuary 9th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus used Check Email! It's super effective!<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus"><br />
<div>subject: news</div><br />
Aruseus - the coolest of the cool people and better<br/><br />
than Strong Sad or Homsar!<br/><br />
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I want you to do the news and have a news channel replacing the awful news<br/><br />
channel named Fox news. Really, bugs the crap out of me.<br/><br />
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Good crap,Meg Griffin,Quahog,Rhode Island<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Meg...Griffin? That's a familiar name...nah, it's not. Wait a sec. You mean to tell me Foxx has his own news show? HE MUST BE STOPPED!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Then that does it! I have to compete with Foxx. I'll start my own news progrum.<br />
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''{Cut to The Field, Aruseus and Tom are moving a desk}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Little more...<br />
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'''TOM:''' Here?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Little to the left...and DONE!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Hoo...that was heavy.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, we're done here. Now to get some chairs!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Urrrrgh...<br />
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''{5 chairs later}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok! We finally got it!<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{panting}'' I...hate...you.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I know! Isn't it fantastic?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Whatevs. Get to your crappy news show.<br />
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''{fade out an in, Aruseus is in a blue suit}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hello, and welcome to the Ring at 5. Today's top story is, Strong Bad: The Last Great Guy? Is it true that Strong Bad is the only cool guy in Free Country? <small>Besides me...</small> Any way, The Cheat and I...<br />
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''{The Cheat pops up from behind the desk}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehmeh!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Are still examining this subject. We've come to a conclusion that-<br />
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''{Zoom out to see Homsar standing next to Aruseus holding a cardboard speech bubble that says "happy peaches"}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Strong Bad is...wha!? What are you doing here!?<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaaaAaaaAaaaAaa!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Out with you!<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' Pshoo...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Now as I had stated before...<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No! Not yet!<br />
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