https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FmoviecritcsAruseus Emails/moviecritcs - Revision history2026-04-08T09:02:39ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/moviecritcs&diff=18912&oldid=prevKickCheat: New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Salesman Guy, Strong Sad Places: Computer Room, Discount Movies, TLA Living Room Date: June 21, 2007 Computer: A-Tech 950 ===Transcr...2008-06-25T21:17:09Z<p>New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Salesman Guy, Strong Sad Places: Computer Room, Discount Movies, TLA Living Room Date: June 21, 2007 Computer: A-Tech 950 ===Transcr...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Salesman Guy, Strong Sad<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Discount Movies, TLA Living Room<br />
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Date: June 21, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-Tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll stop the world to check email...I've seen the crapmail and it's getting dumber, every time.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay.<br />
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''{Five second Pause}''<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Well?<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry. ''{Clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject: movie critic</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/><br />
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I am a film critic from a television show,<br/><br />
"Good Movies Vs. Horrible Movies" and I was<br/><br />
suggesting if you can be a movie critic just<br/><br />
like the others. Then, they'll love you.<br/><br />
Good luck,<br/><br />
Mace Carl Arnold, MOVIE CRITIC Hollywood, CA<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Movie critic? That's sort of a problem...<br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Free Country doesn't have much movies...<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">What about Discount Movies?<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. Ok.<br />
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''{Aruseus leaves, Cut to Discount Movies, Aruseus is holding some movies, talking with the Salesman, who looks like 1-Up without a hat and with a blue button-down shirt}''<br />
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'''SALESMAN:''' So you would like to rent these movies?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Request from an email. I will rent them and critique them.<br />
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'''SALESMAN:''' You're Tampo, right?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No.<br />
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'''SALESMAN:''' Robstar?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No.<br />
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'''SALEASMAN:''' Strong Bad?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' NO! I'm Aruseus!<br />
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'''SALESMAN:''' Dude! You rule! Can I have your autograph?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.<br />
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''{Aruseus signs a napkin and hands it to the Salesman}''<br />
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'''SALESMAN:''' Come again!<br />
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''{Cut to the TLA Living Room, Aruseus and Strong Sad are watching a movie}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' You managed to snag a copy of Dangeresque 3!?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yep.<br />
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''{the TV screen goes black, and the words: "This movie is not out yet, you just wasted your money" appear onscreen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WHA!? I want a refund! ''{runs out}''<br />
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''{"Click here to email Aruseus" appears on the TV screen}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Whatever happened to Alpha Stan?<br />
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