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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">What you didn&#039;t know</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus...at many ages, Van, Jewel Man, Concrete Man, Tornado Man, Splash Woman, Galaxy Man, Hornet Man, Plug Man, Magma Man<br /> <br /> Places: Aruseus' Room<br /> <br /> Computer: SkyPod<br /> <br /> Date: September 25th, 2008<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' M-A-I-L, that spells mail, throw an E before it and shake your tail...if you have one... ''{clicks the email icon}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus4&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Megaman&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Aruseus, &lt;br&gt;<br /> Soup? &lt;br&gt;<br /> Have you ever played Megaman? It's a good game. &lt;br&gt;<br /> From Alms&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing, sarcastic}'' No, Alms. I've never played Megaman before in my entire life. Now I should go shoot my- ''{yelling}'' OF COURSE I HAVE YOU IMBECILE! I've followed the adventures of the blue bomber since I was a wee boy.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a montage playing Okkuseman}''<br /> <br /> ''{a young Aruseus is playing Megaman 1}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet!<br /> <br /> ''{a slightly older Aruseus is playing Megaman 2}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Die, Wily!<br /> <br /> ''{a slightly older Aruseus is playing Megaman 5}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' WHY, PROTOMAN?! WHYY!?<br /> <br /> ''{a slightly older Aruseus is watching the Ruby-Spears cartoon}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quietly singing}'' Super fighting robot...Megaman!<br /> <br /> ''{a slightly older Aruseus is playing Megaman X}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Woo!<br /> <br /> ''{a slightly older Aruseus is playing Megaman Zero}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Yay.<br /> <br /> ''{a slightly older Aruseus is playing Megaman ZX}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Eh...<br /> <br /> ''{Present-day Aruseus is playing Megaman Battle Network}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Urgh...<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus is looking at Megaman Starforce, he tosses it offscreen}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' It's jut not the same anymore...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the present}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Wow. Yeah, it just ain't the same...however, there's...<br /> <br /> ''{The SkyPod displays the Megaman 9 title}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' MEGAMAN 9! After 11 years, good ol' Rockman is back. Anyway, in celebration of this game, I decided to interview the robot bosses! They should be here in a moment.<br /> <br /> ''{doorbell}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Looks like it!<br /> <br /> ''{Van runs by with a shotgun}''<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' REVEEEEEEEENGGGE!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Aw crap-<br /> <br /> ''{gunshot}''<br /> <br /> '''CONCRETE MAN:''' HOLY CRAP! HE JUST SHOT JEWEL MAN!<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?! ''{gunshot, falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''JEWEL MAN:''' I'm ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry guys. So...welcome, let the interview begin.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a round table, Aruseus is sitting with the 8 robots}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Ok, sooo...Jewel Man, tell me about yourself.<br /> <br /> '''JEWEL MAN:''' I'm going to kill that guy who shot me.<br /> <br /> '''GALAXY MAN:''' But he already-<br /> <br /> '''JEWEL MAN:''' SHUT UP!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' So...Concrete Man? What's been up with you?<br /> <br /> '''CONCRETE MAN:''' Oh, you know...building dams...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Tornado Man, tell me something about youself.<br /> <br /> '''TORNADO MAN:''' I'm a more badass Harpuia.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Galaxy Man?<br /> <br /> '''GALAXY MAN:''' ''{singing}'' I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Ooookk....Hornet Man. What is up with those big combs?<br /> <br /> ''{Hornet Man is holding two giant combs}''<br /> <br /> '''HORNET MAN:''' These?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{facepalm}'' Magma Man...please say something good.<br /> <br /> '''MAGMA MAN:''' Something good.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' PLUG MAN! STOP EATING MY DOUGHNUTS!<br /> <br /> ''{Plug Man has a brown smudge on his face}''<br /> <br /> '''PLUG MAN:''' ''{mouth full}'' What doughnuts? ''{belches}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Splash Woman, what's it like being the first female Robot Master?<br /> <br /> ''{Splash Woman is flopping like a fish on the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Godammit.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper}''<br /> <br /> ==What you didn't know==<br /> THIS EMAIL CONTAINS A CROSSOVER</div>

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