https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FmagictricksAruseus Emails/magictricks - Revision history2026-04-17T02:25:44ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/magictricks&diff=32173&oldid=prevLucian Summers: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Van, Fang, Ike Places: Aruseus' Room, The Kitchen, Outside the House Computer: SkyPod Date: August 14th, 2008 == Transcript == '''ARUS...2008-08-14T23:08:35Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Van, Fang, Ike Places: Aruseus' Room, The Kitchen, Outside the House Computer: SkyPod Date: August 14th, 2008 == Transcript == '''ARUS...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Van, Fang, Ike<br />
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Places: Aruseus' Room, The Kitchen, Outside the House<br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: August 14th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' The city is at war, but I check my email still!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: Aruses email</div><br />
Hey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do <br /><br />
a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some <br /><br />
day. Her are a tips to you: Take fang wolf in a box <br/><br />
and take a saw and saw him.<br/><br />
From Agnes in sweden!<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So...old Swedish Fish wants me to give Fang a saw and then do magic tricks. Sweet. Well, Angus beef, I'll do just that! TO THE HARDWARE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-<br />
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'''TOM:''' Before you make that Weird Al reference, you're an idiot.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I love you too!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Ooooook. Agnes here wants you to perform the classic saw-in-half trick on Fang.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Really? Now?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Well, knowing you...you need to stick with simpler tricks.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What do you mean? I'm good enough to saw Fang down the middle on my own!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Erm...You ever wonder ''why'' Foxx is an android?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Exactly.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wait...what did ''that'' have to do with this?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Urgh...just...do what you want. But if Fang dies...AGAIN...you'll pay.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' M'kay.<br />
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''{Cut to the Kitchen, Aruseus is rummaging through various drawers while Van watches}''<br />
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'''VAN:''' What are you doing?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Looking for magical things for magical trickery.<br />
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'''VAN:''' Pfft. Magic.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, come on, Van. Don't get all grumpy and start ranting on how illogical it is.<br />
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'''VAN:''' Okay, fine. Nice SSBB reference by the way.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I got nothing. I'm off!<br />
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''{Aruseus runs off and a can opener flies out of the drawer. It hits Van and lands on the ground. Van stares at it and then explodes.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry, it's right-handed.<br />
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''{Cut to outside the house, Aruseus is in a top hat, and Fang is standing next to him. Aruseus hands him a saw}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here you go.<br />
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'''FANG:''' Thanks.<br />
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'''TOM:''' You idiot. ''{He brings in a box and shoves Fang in it}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' IT'S A TRAP! AAAAAAAAAHHH!<br />
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'''???:''' Gotcha!<br />
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''{Ike falls from the sky and slices the box in two}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, Ike!<br />
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'''IKE:''' I always fight for my friends.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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