https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FletterAruseus Emails/letter - Revision history2026-05-03T01:43:07ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/letter&diff=18900&oldid=prevKickCheat: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Marzipan, Homestar, Ignignokt, Err Places: Computer Room, Blue Screen, LURN Building Computer: A-tech 950 Date: April 30th, 2007 ...2008-06-25T21:12:17Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Marzipan, Homestar, Ignignokt, Err Places: Computer Room, Blue Screen, LURN Building Computer: A-tech 950 Date: April 30th, 2007 ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Marzipan, Homestar, Ignignokt, Err<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Blue Screen, LURN Building<br />
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Computer: A-tech 950<br />
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Date: April 30th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Cut to the Computer Room, The desk is barren. Aruseus is seen carrying a box. He opens it, pulling out a new computer}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Alright. No more crappy lappies. I bring you the A-Tech 950! Err...something like The Cheat's computer, but not a Mac. It's got Stinkoman 20X6...<br />
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''{scrolls over to icon, which is Stinkoman's fist}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' an Email client, ooh! Which reminds me...<br />
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''{A whirring sound is heard, a black window pops up}''<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have one email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah. I just reinstalled him, and he still remembers me.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">You left the disk inside the Intell, dummy.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Enough sass. Email time.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject: letters</div><br />
Dear Aruseus-dude,<br/><br />
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We have only 26 letters<br/><br />
of the alphabet only A-Z.<br/><br />
Can you make up a brand new<br/><br />
letter?<br/><br />
Your Anti-Homestar (Homestar-free guy),<br/><br />
Walter James<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Um...A letter? Ooh. That's gonna be harsh. Well, Walterjames, I think my letter would be...<br />
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''{cut to a blue screen, a weird symbol, representing a "f" with no line through it}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ...this. It would be pronounced "Fee". You can use it in a lot of words. Like...<br />
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''{the letter has an r placed after it}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I just made a new way to spell "fear".<br />
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''{Cut to the L.U.R.N. Classroom, Homestar writing something, on paper, and hands it to Marzipan}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Good job, Homestar! You spelt "fear" correctly.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yes! Everyone knows fear is spelt "Fee"-"R"<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' A-Plus!<br />
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''{cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing softly}}'' Q R S, T U V, W X, Y Z "Fee", Ooh! And it rhymes too! <br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Ahem.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh! The email.<br />
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''{clears screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Wally. The letter "Fee" is sweeping the nation. I might sell some shirts, mugs...<br />
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''{Mooninites walk in}''<br />
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'''IGNIGNOKT:''' We find you letter stupid.<br />
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'''ERR:''' Yeah! It sucks!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Where'd you little Atari freaks come from?<br />
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'''IGNIGNOKT:''' We are the Mooninites. Obey the Moon.<br />
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'''ERR:''' Represent!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Mooninites, eh?<br />
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'''IGNIGNOKT:''' Fear your pixel power. ''{takes out a gray L-shape, a blue pixel flies out of it, slowly}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes. It's spelt "Fee"-R.<br />
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'''ERR:''' Tremble!<br />
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''{After 10 seconds, the pixel hits Aruseus in the leg, only to pop with a raspberry sound}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ooooook...<br />
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'''ERR:''' Retreat!<br />
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''{They run out}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Weirdoes.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Since The Paper is gone, Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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===Easter Eggs===<br />
*Click on Aruseus when he says "Crappy lappies" to see a Lappy 486 covered with whatsit.<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*Not much, though I could consider the Mooninites a running gag, since they did appear in a fan-made Tampo Email.</div>KickCheat