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<p>New page: &quot;Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?&quot; Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg} Places: Comp...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&quot;Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?&quot;<br /> <br /> Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, The Fox Bros,{easter egg} The Werewolves {easter egg}<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, The Field, Old-Timey World {easter egg}<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: April 20th, 2007<br /> [edit] Transcript<br /> <br /> {Cut to the Computer Room}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Short mail, long mail, e-mail will never fail! OH!<br /> <br /> Hello Aruseus. You have one email.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: 'Kay!<br /> <br /> subject: that fox thing<br /> <br /> Aruseus, I have noticed Kyubii, that yellow fox.<br /> What's with the shape of his body?<br /> Again,<br /> - Sidekick Bob<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Hmm...well, Bob, I have been pondering that too. Hmm...hey! I have an idea. {leaves} Zzzzzzip!<br /> <br /> {Cut to the Field, Roy is with Roy Jr, Aruseus walks in}<br /> <br /> ROY: So remember, you are to never trust an employer. Got that?<br /> <br /> ROY JR: Mmm-hmm.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Yo there, juys! What were you two guys talkin' 'bout?<br /> <br /> ROY JR: Defenitely not butter.<br /> <br /> ROY: Just giving my son an important lesson.<br /> <br /> ROY JR: Yep.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Never noticed you two were family. I guess the shoes could give a guess.<br /> <br /> ROY: Family heirlooms.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's cut to the chase. {huddles with the two} Remember what we planned Friday?<br /> <br /> {Roy &amp; Roy Jr. nod}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Let's bust it out.<br /> <br /> ALL THREE: One, two, three, CGNU! {They break from the huddle}<br /> <br /> {Aruseus whistles}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Kyubii! Get your nine-tailed butt over here.<br /> <br /> {Kyubii runs in}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Uh...why?<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Uh... {looks at Roy and Roy Jr, smirks} NOW!<br /> <br /> {Roy and Roy Jr. dive on Kyubii and tie him by the paws}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Roy, have you been drinking soy sauce AGAIN?<br /> <br /> ROY: Sober as a The Cheat in a tire.<br /> <br /> {Roy unties Kyubii, but grabs him by the front paws, Roy Jr on the other end, grabbing Kyubii by the feet}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Hey! What the!? Ow, you're outstrecthing my body! ARGH!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Wait for it...wait for it...<br /> <br /> ROY: Harder!<br /> <br /> {Roy and Roy Jr. pull Kyubii hard enough, causing Kyubii's torso to separate}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {jaw drops} WHA?!? So that's why-<br /> <br /> KYUBII: YOU THREE ARE GOING TO GET IT!<br /> <br /> {several smacks are heard}<br /> <br /> ROY JR: OW! Aruseus, help! Kyubii's bottom portion is kicking me in the face!<br /> <br /> ROY: At least you have it easy! I'm getting socked by the upper one!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Uh...bye! {runs}<br /> <br /> ROY &amp; ROY JR: ARUSEUS!!!!<br /> <br /> {cut back to Computer Room}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {frantically typing} Ok, Bob. Never make me do that again! That was pretty...weird. And Kyubii, if you are reading this, Roy is not drunk!<br /> <br /> KYUBII: {offscreen} Aruseus! Once I find a glue gun, or some tape, I'll BOP U GOOD!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: ARGH! {runs}<br /> <br /> {The Paper comes down}<br /> [edit] Easter Eggs<br /> <br /> * Click on &quot;Kyubii&quot; to see an extra scene. <br /> <br /> {Cut to The Field, Kyubii is trying to glue himself back together, applying glue to his bottom portion, then sets himself back together}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Here I come, Aruseus...<br /> <br /> * Click on &quot;Roy&quot; to see an extra scene. <br /> <br /> {Cut to Old-Timey Land, The Colorful is standing there, 3 seconds later, two werewolves run by with The Many-tailed}<br /> <br /> THE MANY-TAILED: Aah! Help!<br /> [edit] Fun Facts<br /> <br /> * Sidekick Bob was the sender in variations.<br /> * &quot;You are to never trust an employer.&quot; is part of one of Perchik's lines in Fiddler on the Roof Jr.</div>

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