Lucian Summers at 18:09, 1 August 2008

2008-08-01T18:09:59Z

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Aruseus fails at jokes.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom,

Places: TLA Living Room, Tom's Room,

Computer: T-Comp 400X

Date: Febuary 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sighs}'' Tenth email, no computer. What will I do?

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aruseus! come down here!

''{Cut to Tom's Room, Tom is standing next to his computer}''

'''TOM:''' Check it out. You can use my computer, for now.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet! Email time. ''{clicks the Email icon}''

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
Dear Aruseus, 
Can you bake me a pie? 
- Homestar Runner</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! An email from Homestar. I know what to do. ''{clicks a key}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FF0000; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now time for the ''real'' email.

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
Dear Aruseus, 
Tell us some jokes! You're 
really funny! 
- Homefez Dancer</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah. Homefez. Homestar's cousin who is NOT stupid like him! ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Jokes, eh, Fezzy? I don't really know any. But what do you get when you cross Strong Bad's oldest computer with a parrot?

''{Cut to an intersection, a Tandy 400 and a Parrot are moving, they hit and a cloud engulfs them}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' An exploding bird!

''{The cloud fades to see The Tandy 400, with the parrot's head, wings, and tail. The parrot/computer flys upwards, squawks, and then explodes}

''{Cut back to T-Comp}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ahahah...that one always gets me. I should tell more! Uh...um...oh! What do you get when you cross a The Cheat and a bunjee cord? My-

'''TOM:''' As I said before, this is until you get a new computer.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Whatever. ''{typing}'' So I guess I should get to another joke. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the field, Strong Mad and The Cheat are there, Aruseus walks in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys.

'''STRONG MAD:''' FURRY!

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'm not...I don't think I am...am I, Zabuza Momo-cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. Well, Richstar Runner and Zeke Zeffer walk into a bar and the next day they own it.

'''STRONG MAD:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{laughing}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hahahah...

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So they you have it Homestar...I mean Homefez. I told some jokes. One more. When will Lyle attempt to saw Foxx in half? A MEH-gic show! Hahaha!

'''TOM:''' That was lame.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the words "saw Foxx in half to see a scene.

''{Cut to Lyle's Room, Foxx is inside a wooden box, his feet and head are sticking out, Lyle, in a magician's outfit, is sawing the box in half, along with Foxx.}''

'''FOXX:''' Don't you have a dummy? This will hurt me, you know.

''{The back half of the box falls down}''

== Fun Facts ==

*The nickname, "Zabuza Momo-ceat" is a play on the name of the Naruto character, Zabuza Momochi.

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Lucian Summers at 18:09, 1 August 2008