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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus gets a dare.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}''<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room ''{easter egg}''<br />
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Computer: Lappy 486<br />
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Date: January 4th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': I'm all about the e-mail. It's crazy cool.<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: jlammy</div><br />
aruseus<br /><br />
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times<br />
<br /><br />
JLAMMY MAN<br /><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.<br />
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''{Aruseus gets up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,<br />
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''{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
A few minutes later...<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this. Wait! I have a plan!<br />
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''{Aruseus types onscreen}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Fwd:depressio@homestarrunner.com<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Perfect plan.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five!<br />
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''{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}''<br />
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'''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!<br />
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''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Jiblamy. I said jlammy 100 times.<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zippy if he doesn't get you that burrito!<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zippy what he deserv-<br />
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''{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!<br />
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'''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Sad's room}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".<br />
*This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.<br />
*1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.<br />
*"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]]<br />
*Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape</div>Lucian Summers