https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FhorrormoviesAruseus Emails/horrormovies - Revision history2026-05-04T10:50:50ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/horrormovies&diff=18913&oldid=prevKickCheat: New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Zippy, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Polka-man, Cyrus, Ghost of the Intell 600, Strong Sad Places: Computer Room, Zippy's House Date: Jun...2008-06-25T21:17:25Z<p>New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Zippy, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Polka-man, Cyrus, Ghost of the Intell 600, Strong Sad Places: Computer Room, Zippy's House Date: Jun...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Zippy, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Polka-man, Cyrus, Ghost of the Intell 600, Strong Sad<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Zippy's House<br />
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Date: June 22, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-Tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' EMAIL'D! HAHA!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Let's open it. ''{Clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject:none</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
For a long time, I've been wondering....<br><br />
Do you watch any horror movies? Like the Freddy Kruger kind?<br><br />
-Santa the Turkey Rabbit<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Woah, woah, woah. No subject? Dude, the subject should be horror movies! That's what the email is all about!<br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Secondish, a turkey rabbit? Named SANTA? Eyugh...that's gonna give me the jibblies. That's gotta be like...I can't think about it.<br />
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''{Aruseus winces a little, then clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And thirdly, I has no freakin' idea who this Freddy Cooper guy you are talking about. But yes, I've watched some horror movies.<br />
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''{Flashback to Zippymail: scary movies}''<br />
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'''MAN ON TV:''' I think that truck is alive... ''{engine roars}'' It's trying to kill me!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah, haha! Woah! It almost got him there! Man, Zippy, you know how to throw a Movie Night!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Thanks! Now, pass the popcorn!<br />
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''{Aruseus passes Zippy the popcorn, and Strong Bad takes a sip of his cola.}''<br />
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'''MAN ON TV:''' That's the same truck that tried to kill my dad... ''{engine roars}'' AAH!<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But those were the Intell's first days. Man that computer sucked. Well, Dinkum, I will say that my life has been filled with many horrific things. Like that one time...<br />
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''{Flashback to Arumail: worst thing}''<br />
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'''POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there! I'd love to dance for you!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAAHH!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then...<br />
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''{Flashback to Arumail: death}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' You hog too much attention. Tom will take over.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Cyrus, please! Don't kill me!<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But those days were long gone. So as I said, see ya next week and the Intell sucks-<br />
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''{A Ghost version of the Intell 600 floats near Aruseus, displaying an orange pixelated skull}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WAH! MY COMPY HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hold on.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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''{Alpha Stan zaps the ghost, causing it to fade}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' How the crap?<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Never mind. Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to...you get the point.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Finally!<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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