https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FgirlfriendAruseus Emails/girlfriend - Revision history2026-05-01T16:56:05ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/girlfriend&diff=30020&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 16:58, 8 August 20082008-08-08T16:58:11Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Fang<br />
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Places: The Beach <br />
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Computer: Skypod<br />
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Date: August 4th, 2008 (written at 3 AM)<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well this sucks. No computer and no computer stores around here.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Told ya you shouldn't of tried that stunt.<br />
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'''FANG:''' Wolf, it's actually your warning that made him do it.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You know me, trying things you don't want me to do!<br />
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''{A note lands on Aruseus' foot}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! Mail!<br />
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<pre><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br />
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A package will drop to you soon. It contains a SkyPod, the<br />
latest in PDA technology. Use it! The show must go on!<br />
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Sky Shaymin<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' A package? Sweet!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' You Pokemon types must have some sort of connection.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I guess so. <br />
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''{A package clonks Wolf in the head}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' OW! I think it's here...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' YAY! ''{tears the box open and holds up the SkyPod}'' SKYPOD GET! Let's test it out!<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: girlfriend</div><br />
Hey, Aruman!<br />
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Do you have a girlfriend? If not, how come?<br />
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Email me,<br/><br />
Zippy<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{writing}'' Zippy, mah man! Well, I don't have a girlfriend yet, and I don't know why. I either get slapped with a purse or kicked in parts unexplainable when I flirt with a chick.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Maybe it's cause your an idiot.<br />
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'''FANG:''' Agreed.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I disagree.<br />
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'''FANG:''' Bad breath?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah. ''{Green smoke emits from Aruseus mouth and into Fang's nose}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Oh jebus... ''{His head falls off behind him and the rest of his body follows a second later}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I guess I'll stay single for now. Bye everyone, and see you next episode!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' CLEANSE THE HATE! ''{holds nose}''<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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===Fun Fact===<br />
*The SkyPod is an obvious reference to the iPod.</div>Lucian Summers