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<p>New page: Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Tom, Lucas, Austin, Eva, Cody, Jay, Random Blonde (Jeremy) Places: Hallway, Room 232 Computer: SkyPod Date: January 30th, 2009 == Transcript...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lucas, Austin, Eva, Cody, Jay, Random Blonde (Jeremy)<br /> <br /> Places: Hallway, Room 232<br /> <br /> Computer: SkyPod<br /> <br /> Date: January 30th, 2009<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Hallways of Monstropolis University}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Wow...so nice to be back.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' So...what was it like?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' While...you were dead.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I found myself in a waiting room, like one at a doctor's office. Several other people sat there, and I waited. My name was called into something like the dean's office, and there was-<br /> <br /> '''LUCAS:''' Glad to have you back, Aruseus!<br /> <br /> ''{The two high five}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' So...you were saying...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I...wow. I forgot.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Urgh...<br /> <br /> ''{The two walk up to Austin and Eva, who are talking}''<br /> <br /> '''AUSTIN:''' ...and I really think we should.<br /> <br /> '''EVA:''' Well, I'd love to.<br /> <br /> '''AUSTIN:''' Oh...hey guys.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Hey, Austin! You don't seem all angry. Something up? Did you get wasted and or stoned at Jeremy's dorm party last night? Man I knew he was a druggie...<br /> <br /> '''AUSTIN:''' No. No. No. Listen...I know I'm never shy like this...but...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Yeeeees?<br /> <br /> '''AUSTIN:''' Eva and I...we're thinking about going out.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' ''{thrilled}'' Austin my man, you have done it! I saw this coming! You two are like the perfect match for each other!<br /> <br /> '''EVA:''' ...really?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Sure! He beats people up for fun, and you are all tough and stuff! Both of you are like bread and butter, bacon and eggs, Brad and Janet...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Woah, buddy! Enough!<br /> <br /> '''AUSTIN:''' Thanks guys...I've never felt this happy before.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Austin...happy? Man that's weird.<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus chuckles}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Shouldn't you be checking email now?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah...I'll take it from here, you stay with Austin.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Fine by me.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to another hallway, Aruseus is walking to his dorm}''<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Hey, Aruseus!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Cody! What's up?<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Nothing. So what are you doing now?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I'm going to get my SkyPod so I can check email.<br /> <br /> '''JAY:''' Aruseus, my man!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Jay! Nice to see you!<br /> <br /> '''JAY:''' You wanna go with me and Cyrus for shakes later?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Sure! I've just got to give the viewers what they want.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Aruseus' dorm. Aruseus picks up the Skypod to check an email.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus4&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Switch&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Aruseus-san,<br /> What would you do if you suddenly turned into a girl?<br /> And how would you spend your day if you and one of your friends somehow switched bodies?<br /> From, CGC<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Counting Green Cars, if I were a girl, I'd be the dumb blondish type probably...<br /> <br /> ''{Some random blonde male is seen outside the doorway}''<br /> <br /> '''STUDENT:''' Hey!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry, Jeremy! Anyways...yeah. Goofy girl, rather than goofy guy. Nothing else to really say. About the whole body switch...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Aruseus in his dorm, typing schoolwork on a laptop. All of a sudden, Tom runs in, in his boxers, holding a beer}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' ''{drunk, Aruseus' voice}'' Hey, To...I mean...Aruseus! You're missing out on the greatest party!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{Tom's voice}'' Urgh...I'm trying to do some work. Now put some clothes on...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' And I'd just pretty much ruin Tom's present day life right then and there. Well, I'm still getting used to being back, so how bout them shakes?<br /> <br /> ''{Jay and Cody smile and nod. The three walk off and The Paper comes down.}''</div>

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