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<p>New page: Hey! Give those back! Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang, Roy Jr, Roy Rukario, Kyubii, Pter, Foxx, Lyle, Tom, Strong Bad Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room, The Field, The ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Hey! Give those back!<br /> <br /> Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang, Roy Jr, Roy Rukario, Kyubii, Pter, Foxx, Lyle, Tom, Strong Bad<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room, The Field, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: March 25th, 2007<br /> [edit] Transcript<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Check-a my-a Email-a. It's-a time-a.{types run_arumail.exe}<br /> <br /> subject: Do I Has?<br /> <br /> Do I has teh permission to piledrive you through a table?<br /> <br /> Morf,<br /> A. Guy<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Piledrive me through a table?<br /> <br /> {A Canned audience laughs}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Yeah, according to the audience that would be class A humor. I've seen some funny stuff goin on around in Free Country USA. The people there are odd-looking, and odd-acting. {Leaves}<br /> <br /> {Cut to The TLA Living Room, Aruseus walks up to a window}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Let's see is there is anything funny going on. {Takes out a video camera} Ohoho! It sure looks like Roy Jr. and Fang are having fun!<br /> <br /> {Zoom in onto The Field, the music at the end of sbemail: little animal plays, while we see Roy Jr running, holding Fang's two arms, and Fang chasing him, armless}<br /> <br /> ROY JR: Heheh! You'll never catch me!<br /> <br /> FANG: Hey! Give those back!<br /> <br /> {The camera zooms out to show Roy Rukario watching}<br /> <br /> ROY JR: Hey, dad, look! It's Fangstar Wolfer!<br /> <br /> FANG: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I'm that dumb white marshmallow thing!<br /> <br /> {Arseus pans the camera towards The Stick, Kyubii is on stilts}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Woah! Kyubii on stilts? The last time I saw that at Awexome Cross 98, that was some fall!<br /> <br /> {Kyubii falls}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Oof! Dang it!<br /> <br /> {Aruseus pans the camera towards Bubs' Concession Stand, which appears to be closed, }<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Pter polevaulting? You idiot, just float on top of it!<br /> <br /> {Pter starts drifting, than sticks the pole down and &quot;leaps&quot;, He ends up crashing into the wall, the door from sbemail: the chair opens, and Pter gets pushed off the conveyor belt, as La Restige moves after and topples on to him.}<br /> <br /> PTER: Ow!<br /> <br /> {Pter gets up and sits on the chair, presses the sweatpants button, and gets a pair placed on his head}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Hahahaha!!! Nice hat, Pter!<br /> <br /> PTER: Stupid machine!<br /> <br /> {Cut back to Intell}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Wow! I got a lot of clips of funny things! I should make a movie of it! {types load.movieclips}<br /> <br /> {A list of the clips appear, plus a timeline and cursor}<br /> <br /> Movie Clips<br /> <br /> <br /> RoyJRFangChase.wma<br /> StiltKyubii.wma<br /> PterPolevault.wma<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Let's see...this one first...<br /> <br /> {Clicks RoyJrFangChase.wma}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Then this...<br /> <br /> {Clicks StiltKyubii.wma}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: And this one.<br /> <br /> {Clicks PterPolevault.wma}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ok! We're done! Now time to gather some peeps!<br /> <br /> 5 MINUTES LATER<br /> <br /> {Tom, Lyle, Fang, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, Foxx, Strong Bad, and Pter are gathered around the desk.}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Play movie! {clicks a key}<br /> <br /> {The clips play on the Intell's screen, Starting with Fang and Roy Jr.}<br /> <br /> ROY JR: Heheh! You'll never catch me!<br /> <br /> FANG: Hey! Give those back!<br /> <br /> {The Kybii's...}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Oof! Dang it!<br /> <br /> {...and then Pter's}'<br /> <br /> PTER: Ow!<br /> <br /> {Pter gets up and sits on the chair, presses the sweatpants button, and gets a pair placed on his head}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Hahahaha!!! Nice hat, Pter!<br /> <br /> PTER: Stupid machine!<br /> <br /> {Zoom out}<br /> <br /> TOM: Well, I got a good laugh.<br /> <br /> {The others converse, sounding content}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Thank you!<br /> <br /> STRONG BAD: I'd have to say, those were pretty funny. Pizza for you, Monday night. {leaves}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Cool.<br /> <br /> {The Paper}<br /> [edit] Easter Eggs<br /> <br /> * Click on the names of the clips to replay them.<br /> * Click on Aruseus' ring for an encore. <br /> <br /> [edit] Fun Facts<br /> <br /> I'm feelin' lazy, might do them.</div>

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