https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FevilAruseus Emails/evil - Revision history2026-04-11T02:17:13ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/evil&diff=27198&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 18:09, 1 August 20082008-08-01T18:09:45Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Is Aruseus evil? Find out.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Strong Bad, Kyubii, Bubs, Puppet Bubs ''{easter egg}'', Puppet Dickie ''{easter egg}'',<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Bad's Room, Bubs Concession Stand<br />
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Computer: Intell 600<br />
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Date: March 9th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Check that email, cuz it's cool! ''{types run_arumail.exe}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus"><br />
<div>subject: evil</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
How evil are you?<br><br />
Did you take an official test?<br><br />
I did, I got pure evil :|<br><br />
-ApocalypX</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{after reading the email to the signature}'' Apoca...Apolocko...I'll just call you Larry. ''{clears screen}'' <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Evil...eh, Larry? I don't really know. I need some witnesses. ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{Cut to the Field with Tom, Aruseus walks in}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom, what's the last evil thing I have done?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Uh...I don't really know. Why?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' An email. <br />
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'''TOM:''' Sorry. I got nothing.<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's Living Room, Strong Bad is lying on the couch, Kyubii is alongside him}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sup, S.B.? How evil am I?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, dude. I don't think you would do anything evil. All you do is sit on your butt and check emails all day.<br />
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'''KYUBII:''' Don't you do the same, Strong Bad?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up, Kyubii, or I'll kick your...head...off...somehow.<br />
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'''KYUBII:''' Um... ''{leaves}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Um...kay. ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Bubs? You okay?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Just fine!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. So how'd the unicycling go?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Didn't do it.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' See? What'd I tell ya, serious risk. <br />
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'''BUBS:''' Can I intrest you in some fine crap?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No...how evil am I?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Not sure. Lemme flip through these magazines to see how to find out someones evil-ness.<br />
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''{Bubs pulls out a huge book}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...that's not a magazine.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{angred}'' I'm not blind!<br />
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''{after five seconds}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Look! There goes Dickie Sugarjumper and his peculiar ways!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Wha? ''{looks around as Aruseus rushes off}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Intell}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh. I cannot wait five more hours waiting for Bubs to find that. Whatever. I don't know how evil I am, Larry. <br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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*Click on ''wait'' to see a poster with a Puppet Bubs chasing a Puppet version of Dickie Sugarjumper. It is titled, "Bubs VS Dickie! Chase of the Centry!"<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Dickie Sugarjumper is a character from the show "My Gym Parter's a Monkey."<br />
*The line, "Look! There goes Dickie Sugarjumper and his peculiar ways!" is an actual line from an episode.</div>Lucian Summers