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<p>New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Kyubii, Homestar, King of Town, Strong Mad, Fang, Tom Places: Computer Room, Kyubii&#039;s Room, White Screen, Strongbadia, The Field Date: June 8, 20...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Kyubii, Homestar, King of Town, Strong Mad, Fang, Tom<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, Kyubii's Room, White Screen, Strongbadia, The Field<br /> <br /> Date: June 8, 2007<br /> <br /> Computer: Taily 400<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Computer Room, the A-Tech 950's screen is static, Aruseus is constantly bumping the side of the computer with his hand.}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Why won't the A-Tech work?<br /> <br /> ''{Kyubii walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Kyubii. I need a favor.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Yea?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Can you take over this email? You have a computer.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' That's true, but, why can't you just use mine?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' The A-Tech needs me and I don't want to leave it alone like this.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Whatever.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the interface of Kyubii's computer, the Taily 400.}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Ok. Let's get this trainwreck a-rollin'.<br /> <br /> ''{Kyubii types, &quot;run_arumail.exe&quot;}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;kyubii&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Subject:pie?&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Aruseus,&lt;br&gt;<br /> If you could change your body in any way or &lt;br&gt;<br /> have a different body than the one you have now, what would&lt;br&gt;<br /> you have?&lt;br&gt;<br /> Um,&lt;br&gt;<br /> A guy.<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{typing}'' Oh wow. I don't really know. There could be many things I could wish for. Hmm...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a white screen, Kyubii is on it}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Well, one change I might make is that my hind legs would be replaced by wheels. You know, so I could go fast, maybe faster than that blue spiky porcupine thing...<br /> <br /> ''{Kyubii's hind legs turn to wheels, and Kyubii darts off the screen with a &quot;va-room&quot; sound}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Oh! Or maybe I could have robot claws for arms, so then I'd be like one of those horse-man guys, with four legs and two arms.<br /> <br /> ''{Robot claws appear near Kyubii's neck area, and start clamping.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Taily}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{typing}'' But most of all, if I could do ''anything'' with my body...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey! Where's the Aruseus at?<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Homestar! Get out! I'm filling in for him!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Right. So uh...you want to know-<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Okay. ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Kyubii returns to the email}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{typing}'' I would... ''{stops typing}'' Aw, crap! Homestar made me lose my train of thought.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' It's right here!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar throws a wooden train at Kyubii}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' OW! GET OUT! Now where was I? ''{typing}'' Oh, yeah! I would basically be one of those jar heads like on that show with the redhead...in the future...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to KOT Castle, Kyubii's head is in a jar}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{voiceover}'' And I would get someone to place me in people's houses to annoy them to no end!<br /> <br /> ''{The King of Town walks past Kyubii}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Hey, oldie! You have a spot on your robe!<br /> <br /> '''KOT:''' Wha?<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest of me would get a nice life of luxury.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strongbadia, the fence has a sign that says, &quot;Strongbadian Resort&quot;. Kyubii's body lays on a lawnchair, Strong Mad walks by with a tray with a Thai Iced Tea}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I GOT YOU THIS STUFF!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Taily}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Might Guy. In fact, I may be onto something with that jar idea. Hold on. ''{walks out}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Field, Kyubii is laying on a large guillotine, Fang is holding a lever}''<br /> <br /> '''FANG:''' Are you sure about this?<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''FANG:''' Just in case you don't live, I have one question to ask.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Hmm?<br /> <br /> '''FANG:''' How could you afford this?<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Just pull the freakin' lever!<br /> <br /> '''FANG:''' Ok.<br /> <br /> ''{Fang pulls the lever and the blade rushes down. Cut back to Taily}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I decided not to do it. So untill next time...uh...Aruseus will be back.<br /> <br /> ''{The Taily displays a pop-up that reads, &quot;Click here to email Aruseus&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{5 second wait}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' What they don't know won't hurt them. Secretary of Transportation?<br /> <br /> ''{Tom walks in with a jar and a tuxedo}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Yes?<br /> <br /> ''{Kyubii takes his head and stick it in the jar}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' To Marzipan's House!<br /> <br /> ''{Tom walks off}''<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> <br /> *&quot;Let's get this trainwreck a rollin'.&quot; was a line used by Imitation Strong Bad.<br /> *When he mentions the &quot;show about the redhead in the future&quot; he mentions [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama.]]<br /> *Might Guy is a character in [[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto.]]</div>

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