https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FdeoxysAruseus Emails/deoxys - Revision history2026-04-10T20:33:35ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/deoxys&diff=20579&oldid=prevLucian Summers: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Good Deal Dan, Ryan, Deoxys, Pretztailfan Places: The Boardwalk, Shorehouse, Beach, South Arcade Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: July 1st, ...2008-07-01T12:39:35Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Good Deal Dan, Ryan, Deoxys, Pretztailfan Places: The Boardwalk, Shorehouse, Beach, South Arcade Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: July 1st, ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Good Deal Dan, Ryan, Deoxys, Pretztailfan<br />
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Places: The Boardwalk, Shorehouse, Beach, South Arcade<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: July 1st, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' This was a triumph...I'm checking an email, HUGE SUCCESS.<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: Missing Deoxys</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br />
<br />
My legit Deoxys in Speed Form disappeared.<br/><br />
Can you find him for me? And if you find a<br/><br />
red Pokeball with black outlining, can you<br/><br />
return it to me with Deoxys in it?<br/><br />
You see, Strong Bad stole my Deoxys, so he'd<br/><br />
be more than happy to teach Strong Bad a lesson.<br/><br />
<br />
From,<br/><br />
Pretztailfan95<br/><br />
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P.S. Be careful, he won't obey very well, and he's at lvl 50.<br/><br />
He knows Psycho Boost!<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' GOD DAMNIT. WHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO STRONG BAD. ''{typing}'' So...you lost your Deoxys, eh? And your asking me to find it? Hold on. I have to tell the others.<br />
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''{Aruseus closes the E-Mach, cut to the Shorehouse. Wolf, Dan, and Ryan are watching TV.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys. You doin' anything?<br />
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'''WOLF:''' If re-runs of Family Guy count, then yes.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Man, this is boring. I've seen this episode, like, 500 times.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' We're going on a Deoxys hunt then!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Sounds fun. But first we need some chase music.<br />
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''{Ryan snaps his fingers, and Flight of the Bumblebee plays}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' No.<br />
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''{Ryan snaps his fingers again, and the music in the Super Mario World episode where Mario and Luigi have to find baby Yoshi who's wandering in King Koopa's castle}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' DEAR GOD NO.<br />
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''{Ryan snaps his fingers AGAIN and the Benny Hill theme plays}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' HELL YEAH.<br />
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''{A montage with the song playing begins, cut to the Beach. There is a net sticking out of the sand. Deoxys floats by}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' ''{muffled}'' Gotcha!<br />
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''{Wolf jumps out but misses while Deoxys flys away}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' DAH!<br />
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''{Cut to the South Arcade, Deoxys is playing DDR. Aruseus trys to tackle it, but it flys away}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ARGH! Missed it.<br />
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'''GAME:''' FAILED.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shut up, you.<br />
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''{Cut to Ryan walking under a carboard box, Snake style. He is following the Deoxys}''<br />
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''{Ryan steps on a rock}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' OW! Why don't I ever wear shoes?!<br />
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''{Deoxys turns around and notices Ryan. The MGS "notice sound" plays, and Deoxys flies away.}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the Boardwalk}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Any luck?<br />
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''{Pan to Ryan, his foot is bleeding a bit}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' My foot...<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Nope. Notta chance.<br />
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''{Saxaphone music is playing}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Is that Dan?<br />
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''{Music stops, and Dan walks in with a red and black Pokeball}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' You didn't.<br />
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'''DAN:''' I did. All because you guys don't play music.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' I can play guitar, but I left it at home.<br />
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''{Prteztailfan walks in}''<br />
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'''PRETZTAILFAN:''' Thanks, Dan! Here's a bag of cookies!<br />
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''{Dan takes the cookies with delight while everyone else's jaw hits the floor}''<br />
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'''DAN:''' YAY! Thanks!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' But...but...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' I wanted a cookie...<br />
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''{The Paper}''</div>Lucian Summers