https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FdecemberweenAruseus Emails/decemberween - Revision history2026-04-10T21:46:34ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/decemberween&diff=18863&oldid=prevALXXMaXX: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Christmas Critters, Squirrley Squirrel, Bubs Places: TLA Living Room, Computer Room, Tom's Room, Bubs' Concession Stand Computer: E-Mach ...2008-06-25T19:28:31Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Christmas Critters, Squirrley Squirrel, Bubs Places: TLA Living Room, Computer Room, Tom's Room, Bubs' Concession Stand Computer: E-Mach ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Christmas Critters, Squirrley Squirrel, Bubs<br />
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Places: TLA Living Room, Computer Room, Tom's Room, Bubs' Concession Stand<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: December 24th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Aruseus is sitting on the couch o the TLA Living Room with a remote and a bag of chips}'' <br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Come on! You have to check an email! It's almost Decemberween!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No! I'm on break! ''{turns on TV}''<br />
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''{Cut to the screen, South Park is on, Episode: Woodland Critter Christmas}''<br />
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'''SQUIRRLEY SQUIRREL:''' Now don't be down, y'all. We can find ourselves a way to get rid of that nasty mountain-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' O-KAY! I'm checking an email! ''{runs offscreen}''<br />
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''{Aruseus runs into the Computer Room, and starts typing random junk, instead of typing "run_arumail.exe", he types "skg_ljkhfkal.egg"}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{as he's typing}'' Uh... ''{singing}'' I love email poofs, you love email poofs!<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>Error</div><br />
Bad command or filename.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oops. ''{types "run_arumail.exe"}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>Subject: decemberween</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
Happy Decemberween! <br><br />
I hope you get all sorts of stuff and<br> <br />
give all sorts of other stuff.<br><br />
<br><br />
Richard Allen George...no...it's just Cheez.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wait, your name is Cheez? AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, that's funny.<br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Dairy Product, thanks. I'll give stuff and get stuff as well! Well, I'm off to give and get!<br />
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''{Cut to Tom's Room}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Do you know where I can get wrapping paper...and some tape?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Why? Are you bounding and gagging Foxx for stealing your french fries...AGAIN?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes. I'm also getting Decemberween gifts for everyone!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Oh! Well, ok. There's some in the attic.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Okie-salami!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Haw?<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Bubs! I'm looking for Decemberween presents. Got anything that will satisfy...er...let's say...Tom?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Here you go! ''{Hands Aruseus a game cartridge}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' A new Shploitz! game? Thanks! Now...what would Homestar like?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Here you go! ''{Hands Aruseus a jar}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Week-old Witches' Brew!? That's impossible to find! Thanks!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' No probalo!<br />
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''{Fade to the TLA Living Room, several characters are there}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' People of the Imperial City, er...Free Country, I have gifts! This one's for you, Homestar. ''{Hands Homestar the jar}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Week-old Witches' Brew!? That's impossible to find! Thanks!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here's yours, Tom! ''{Hands Tom the game}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' So that's where Strong Mad hid it...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{straining and holding a heavy box}'' Fang...here's...yours!<br />
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'''FANG:''' Ooh!<br />
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''{Fang opens it up and Foxx pops out of the box}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' AAAAAAAAIIIIRR! ''{deep breath}'' AAAAAAAAIIIIRR!<br />
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''{Aruseus hits Foxx over the head with a baseball bat}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Jess, I got you this! ''{Hands Jess the bat}''<br />
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'''JESS:''' Er...thanks?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' And a Happy Decemberween to you!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*"Richard Allen George...No, it's Just Cheez" is a song by Less Than Jake<br />
*Imperial City is a reference to "Oblivion: The Elder Scrolls IV."<br />
*Tom getting his Shploitz! game back references [[Foxx's Answering Machine/Episode 1|Foxx's Answering Machine.]]</div>ALXXMaXX