https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FdanestarAruseus Emails/danestar - Revision history2026-04-30T22:31:14ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/danestar&diff=18905&oldid=prevKickCheat: New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Cyrus, Danestar Cookman, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, 1-Up Cheatachu, Doo-Moh Places: Computer Room, Stage, Public Restroom Date: May ...2008-06-25T21:14:21Z<p>New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Cyrus, Danestar Cookman, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, 1-Up Cheatachu, Doo-Moh Places: Computer Room, Stage, Public Restroom Date: May ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Cyrus, Danestar Cookman, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, 1-Up Cheatachu, Doo-Moh<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Stage, Public Restroom<br />
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Date: May 12th, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-tech 950<br />
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===Transcript=== <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Last time was just the end of a really sad email...la de lah de dah!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello, Aruseus. You have one email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Bring it up, Stanmans.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Never again call me that-<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ahem, who's the star of the show here?<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">You are-<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Correct.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>subject: danestar cooker</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/><br />
Do you want to see<br/><br />
Danestar?<br/><br />
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From, James For You!<br/><br />
<br/><br />
PS: You are cool.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Umm...don't you mean Cookman? Ah well. Thanks for calling me cool. We don't really see much of Danestar.<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' ''{walks in}'' I never really seem to include Danestar. He was originally just a character to show off.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why do you constantly interfere with your own written transcript? Won't it cause a paradox thingy?<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' Nobody can just magically appear in a transcript! I just write myself in there!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh.<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' So as I was...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Meh?<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' Ok. I'll put him in.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' He's coming again? Sha-weet. ''{runs out}''<br />
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''{Cut to a stage, Danestar is doing his comedy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I love your comedy, Cookman!<br />
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'''DANESTAR:''' Thanks! Hey, you guys ever wonder, when you walk into a public restroom, everything is freakin' wet?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh my cheese! I do know!<br />
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''{Flashback, Aruseus and Homestar walk into a public restroom, Aruseus steps in a puddle}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Argh! Why is it always wet in these restrooms?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! Can you believe it?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Now I'm going to have to de-sanitize my foot again...if that's a word...<br />
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''{Cut back to Stage}''<br />
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'''DANESTAR:''' Oh! Have you guys gotten any Speak-and-Spells?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{waves hand}'' Does a Grape-Nuts Robot Count?<br />
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'''DANESTAR:''' Those things are evil!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Just like Furbies! They scare me!<br />
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'''1-UP CHEATACHU:''' No they're not! ''{waves Doo-moh in the air}'' Stop insulting Doo-Moh's bretheren!<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' But what scares me more is...Wiki User Crossovers. Except for Cyrus, he's cool.<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' Got that right.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You're still here?<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' Transcript.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So...how does it work?<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' You just type something and it happens.<br />
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''{Cyrus takes out the Talon 564, with the previous 5 lines and actions on it's screen, Cyrus types: "Aruseus' left leg disappears" and the types action occurs}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Woah.<br />
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''{His leg reappears}''<br />
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'''CYRUS:''' See?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok.<br />
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''{Cut back to A-Tech interface}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go. I saw Danestar. ''{stops}'' Ok! So untill next time, I'm top dog!<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]] to email Aruseus.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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