https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2Fcrapmail 2026-05-15T19:52:07Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/crapmail&diff=112428&oldid=prev 2009-02-04T06:50:46Z

<p><a href="/wiki/27" class="mw-redirect" title="27">27</a> moved to <a href="/wiki/Aruseus_Emails/crapmail" title="Aruseus Emails/crapmail">Aruseus Emails/crapmail</a> over redirect: revert</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Gunhaver, 1-Up, Tampo, DarknessLord, Ert Plus, Cyrus, Zippy, Devon<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room,<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: April 22nd, 2007<br /> [edit] Transcript<br /> <br /> {Cut to the Computer Room}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: E-e-e-e-e-e-e-mail!<br /> <br /> Hello Aruseus. You have 7 new emails.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Am I really that popular? WOW!<br /> <br /> subject: TACO!<br /> <br /> Fang &amp; Aruseus!<br /> Can we eat a taco?<br /> <br /> Mr. Meh!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Uh...this is crap. And what's with the &quot;Fang and Aruseus&quot;? Fang stopped checking 4 emails ago. Ah well. Time to be DELETED!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Now that that worthless piece of crap is gone, time for another.<br /> <br /> subject: Pie<br /> <br /> To Aruseus:<br /> Can you bake me a pie?<br /> From Homestar Runner?<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Hey! I got this at email 10! What's with the weird coloring? Guys, when emailing me, use &quot;blockquote class= aruseus&quot;, please! No, I will not bake you a pie, I will DELETE you a pie!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Alright. On to the real email.<br /> <br /> subject: MEH.<br /> <br /> Aruseus?<br /> How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br /> <br /> A fan<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: What!? I got this one already! DELETED!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Hmph! Next one.<br /> <br /> subject: troggie!<br /> <br /> aruseus, can you draw trogdor again<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Come on! This one even sucks at grammar!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: This time, it better be good.<br /> <br /> subject: jlammy<br /> <br /> aruseus<br /> i dare you to say jlammy 500 times!<br /> JLAMMY MAN<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {mockingly} Ok! I'll say jlammy 500 times! Jlammy Jlammy Jlammy Jlammy Jlammy DELETED!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Come on! This is getting too crazy!<br /> <br /> subject: MEH.<br /> <br /> Aruseus?<br /> How do you type without boxing gloves on?<br /> <br /> A fan<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: DARN IT! SEND ME SOMETHING GOOD! {pounds keyboard}<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!(ow)<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ok. Seventh email, this better be good.<br /> <br /> subject: rip off<br /> <br /> <br /> Your show is a ripoff of Strong Bad Emails and it sucks.<br /> <br /> {silence for about 5 seconds, a whoos is heard}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Grrrr............AAAAAAAAH!!!! {pounds keyboard repeatedly}<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!(ow, ow, ow, ow, ow)<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: My email show is not a freakin' ripoff! Everybody checks emails nowadays!<br /> <br /> {several characters walk in, including Gunhaver, 1-Up, Tampo, DarknessLord, Ert Plus, Cyrus, Zippy, and Devon.}<br /> <br /> DEVON: I check emails!<br /> <br /> TAMPO: My show's quite popular.<br /> <br /> GUNHAVER: I've got alot of emails!<br /> <br /> 1-UP: I have more than you!<br /> <br /> DARKNESSLORD: My show's crazy!<br /> <br /> ERT PLUS: I think Aruseus' friend, Jerry Kyubickyoulus sent me one.<br /> <br /> ZIPPY: That wasn't even close.<br /> <br /> CYRUS: Still working on my first email!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: You see, Anonymous? My show doesn't suck...<br /> <br /> EVERYBODY ELSE: Yeah!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: ...and it is not a ripoff!<br /> <br /> EVERYBODY ELSE: Yeah!<br /> <br /> {The Paper comes down}<br /> [edit] Easter Eggs<br /> <br /> * Click on each person to hear them say something. <br /> <br /> DEVON: I got that same email!<br /> <br /> TAMPO: One of mine was made into a Text Adventure and won FOTM.<br /> <br /> GUNHAVER: I used to have an Alpha Stan like yours, Aruseus!<br /> <br /> 1-UP: I want pudding!<br /> <br /> DARKNESSLORD: D-Lord Emails RULE!<br /> <br /> ERT PLUS: His name is Jason Kyubireno!<br /> <br /> ZIPPY: It's James Kyubii, idiot!<br /> <br /> CYRUS: Still working on it...<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Aru-mail forever!<br /> [edit] Fun Facts<br /> <br /> Meh, I'll do 'em.</div>

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