https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FcourtAruseus Emails/court - Revision history2026-04-15T16:09:56ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/court&diff=19970&oldid=prevLucian Summers: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Chwoka Places: The Boardwalk, Courtroom Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: June 29th, 2008 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Bee...2008-06-29T13:53:44Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Chwoka Places: The Boardwalk, Courtroom Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: June 29th, 2008 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Bee...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf, Chwoka<br />
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Places: The Boardwalk, Courtroom<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: June 29th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Been up all night, checking email, hoping they'll get any better.<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: Legal issue</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br />
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Strong Bad has hired you as a defense attorney to help him in <br/><br />
being innocent in a legal issue. I am told by Homestar Runner that <br/><br />
this "masked plagiarist" has been copying his intellectual properties <br/><br />
for around a decade.<br/><br />
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Sincerely,<br/><br />
Manfred vonKarma<br/><br />
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P.S. I am the prosecutor<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh man...Just when I thought I was away from them, they have to pull me back. Oh well. ''{typing}'' Hmm...a defense attorney, eh? But why me? I don't know anything about court stuff!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' You, mah boi, need some help on this.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, Wolf. I'm not going to the li-berry.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' You're in luck.<br />
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''{Wolf throws Aruseus a DS}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' "Pheonix Wright?"<br />
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'''WOLF:''' A game where you solve court cases and stuff.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sounds boring as hell, but ok.<br />
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''{Cut to the Courtroom, Aruseus is dressed like Pheonix Wright}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Sure you're ready?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' One more question, how do we get from one place to another in a flash?<br />
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'''??????:''' Silence! Court is in order.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Chwoka?<br />
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'''CHWOKA:''' Yes, I'm the judge here.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Where's Strong Bad?<br />
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'''CHWOKA:''' Hold on. ''{takes out a cellphone}'' Hello? WHAT!? Screw the case, you have money? ''{hangs up}'' Damn...Strong Bad bailed on us.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sucks.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' So...why don't we go back to the shorehouse and get something to eat?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' OBJECTION! Let's go to the boardwalk and find a resturaunt there!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Ok.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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None, y'alls.</div>Lucian Summers