https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FcoffeeAruseus Emails/coffee - Revision history2026-04-30T22:30:22ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/coffee&diff=18911&oldid=prevKickCheat: New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486, Grundy Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand Date: June 21, 2007 Computer:...2008-06-25T21:16:49Z<p>New page: Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486, Grundy Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand Date: June 21, 2007 Computer:...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Strong Bad, Female Lappy 486, Grundy<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Strong Bad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand<br />
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Date: June 21, 2007<br />
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Computer: A-Tech 950<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbay, I mean, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail...<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ooh. ''{Clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus2"><br />
<div>Subject:Coffee and Crullers</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br /><br />
''{Yawns}'' Do you know any good places for coffee?<br /><br />
I've been up since 4:30 A.M.,<br /><br />
because of 1-Up's bouncing off the walls.<br /><br />
Tiredly,<br /><br />
Grundy<br /><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Coffee you say, eh, Grundzy? Well, I have never been to any coffee place, I mean, I've had coffee, but a little too much of it once...<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Yay. A flashback.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's Room, Strong Bad is checking an email, Aruseus is by him, caffinated and crazy, his eyes twitching and his entire body constantly shaking}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ok! I'll finally answer that stupid question! How to type with boxing gloves on is-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quickly}'' Hey, Strong Bad is that an email? I like emails! I like pie too! Look at me! I love pie and I'll do a dance!<br />
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''{Aruseus starts dancing}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Get out of my room!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quickly}'' Why, SB, why? Ya' know what I have to say to that? Meh, Strong Bad, MEH!<br />
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''{The Female Lappy appears on the screen}''<br />
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'''FEMALE LAPPY:''' Strong Bad. Give him what for.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, dearie.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{quickly}'' Ooh! Is that an Alpha Stan thingy? I have one too! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! <br />
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''{Strong Bad throws the Lappy at Aruseus' head, knocking him out cold, the Lappy, somehow, is not broken, and Strong Bad manages to catch it as it is flying back.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And stay out!<br />
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''{Cut back to A-tech}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, that wasn't much of a good memory, but I'm still stumped on what place would be good for coffee. Hmm...maybe some music will jog my memory.<br />
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''{Five second pause}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Never mind.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Marshmallow's Last Stand, maybe?<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Isn't that a marshmallow place?<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">Remember when The Cheat stuffed all those fries in his mouth?<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You're right, that was funny.<br />
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<blockquote class="astanemail">No, I mean that they have other stuff there, like fries or burgers or coffee.<br><br><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You're right. ''{typing}'' Ok, Grundy. Wherever you are from, come to Free Country USA's Marshmallow's Last Stand. I'll be there. ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{Cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, with Aruseus and Grundy, Aruseus has some fries, while Grundy has a cup of coffee}''<br />
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'''GRUNDY:''' ''{sips coffee}'' Aah, much better. Thanks, Aruseus.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No problem.<br />
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''{Aruseus picks up a menu, on the back it has "Click here to email Aruseus" written on it}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I wonder what I'm having for dessert...<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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*Alpha Stan mentions Summer Short Shorts when he mentions when The Cheat stuffed all those fries in his mouth.<br />
*Strong Bad was about to mention how he types with boxing gloves on, though he probably would never tell.<br />
*When Aruseus says, "Meh, Strong Bad, Meh!" it references the Wiki User [[User:MehStrongBadMeh|MehStrongBadMeh.]]</div>KickCheat