Bellstrom: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Sheng Long, Strong Sad, Coach Z Places: Computer Room, Flying Ice Zone, Sports Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: June 3rd, 2008 == Transcrip...

2008-06-26T19:53:44Z

New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Sheng Long, Strong Sad, Coach Z Places: Computer Room, Flying Ice Zone, Sports Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: June 3rd, 2008 == Transcrip...

New page

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Sheng Long, Strong Sad, Coach Z

Places: Computer Room, Flying Ice Zone, Sports Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: June 3rd, 2008

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Micah claims he's faaaaaast, you gotta really know if he is right...Close your eyes and it's here, the email of my liiiiiiiiiife... ''{stops}'' Ok, fans...since I have more than 3 emails and I don't feel like doing a triple email, I'll clean out my inbox. Here we go, email one.

''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Subject: lost</div>
Yo Aruseus,

My bro's b-day is coming up, and I dunno what to get him.<br>
Can you help?

Strong I.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' I know what you should get him. Get him what he actually wants, you fool! Ask him what he wants for his birthday, then get it! It's simple as that, Strong Dumb! ''{stops typing}'' Ok, email dos.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Subject: powers</div>
Dear The Awesome One They Call Aruseus,

If you're an anthro God Pokemon, then do you have any kind of powers at all?

The Unpronouncable Name</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'm sure you've seen my power to create small things, like game discs, right? Well, I have powers. Powers to delete your email! DELETED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#393939; text-align:center"><br />
<font size=7>PWNAGE!</font size><br /><br /></blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Awriiiiiight. Email number three.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div><font=times new roman>>--<-@ - get me outta this box!</font></div>
Auserus,<br>
Have you ever written a song?<br>
Xaviar
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, I've written songs. I just wrote one how I DELETED your email! HA!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#393939; text-align:center"><br />
<font size=7>THIS IS A SONG!</font size><br /><br /></blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I swear I've had two episodes before like this one.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: sheng long</div>
Aruseus,

You must defeat [[Wikipedia:Sheng Long|Sheng Long]] to stand a chance!

Patrick

</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. I'll go defeat Sheng Long.

''{Cut to Flying Ice Zone, Sheng Long is running at Aruseus}''

'''SHENG LONG:''' RAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

''{Aruseus flicks Sheng Long, causing him to fall over}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ARUSEUS WINS.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I stand a chance.

''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here we go, fifth email.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: sports</div>
What kind of sports do you play?

Funstar Player
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Oh wow, an email that isn't worth deletion. Well, I do play sports. I've been playing Peg Strong Sad for years. In fact, Coach wants me to be there by four, and it's 3:57! Crap! ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to the Sports Field, Aruseus is pegging Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oof! Ow!

'''ARUSEUS:''' You see, Funstar? ''This'' is a sport!

''{Coach Z walks up to Aruseus as he's pegging Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' OW!

'''COACH Z:''' This is great! A++! ''{Coach Z pronounces it "A plors plors"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Um...you realize this isn't school, right?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ouch!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hehe...

''{Strong Sad picks up a dodgeball and pegs Aruseus}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ow!

'''STRONG SAD:''' REVENGE!

'''COACH Z:''' Oop! You lorst. F--.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Crap.

''{The Paper}''

===Easter Eggs===
*Click on Strong Sad, Aruseus, or Coach Z to peg them. If they are hit, they'll say the following:

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! Hey!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oof! Now I'll never pass gym...

'''COACH Z:''' Orf! Hey, I'm the coach!

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Bellstrom: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Sheng Long, Strong Sad, Coach Z Places: Computer Room, Flying Ice Zone, Sports Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: June 3rd, 2008 == Transcrip...