https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FcerealAruseus Emails/cereal - Revision history2026-04-19T10:28:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/cereal&diff=27194&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 18:07, 1 August 20082008-08-01T18:07:20Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx<br />
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Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, The Field ''{easter egg}''<br />
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Computer: Lappy 486<br />
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Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: cereal?</div><br />
Sup, Aruman?<br><br />
I was thinking... you need a break-<br><br />
fast cereal. Like, badly.<br><br />
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote><br />
''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is stirring something. Tom walk in}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.<br />
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'''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''<br />
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'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move.<br />
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''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece}''<br />
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'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate.<br />
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'''LYLE:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!<br />
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'''TOM:''' M'kay.<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Three minutes later...<br />
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''{Cut to Lappy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it comes!<br />
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'''MITCH:''' Aw, great.<br />
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''{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}''<br />
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'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?<br />
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{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}''<br />
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'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!<br />
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''{Commercial ends}''<br />
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'''MITCH:''' That sucked.<br />
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''{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing quickly, as if in a rush}'' Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye! <br />
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''{Fox runs in}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll-<br />
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''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' DO you MIND!?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Sorry!<br />
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''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.<br />
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''{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' ''{panting}'' I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...<br />
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*Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open<br />
*Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Oooh....meaty...<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
*This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.</div>Lucian Summers