https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FboredomAruseus Emails/boredom - Revision history2026-04-16T05:52:23ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/boredom&diff=18850&oldid=prevALXXMaXX: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Mac, Strong Bad, Homestar Places: Computer Room, The Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: July 8th, 2007 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:''' Check...2008-06-25T19:22:22Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Mac, Strong Bad, Homestar Places: Computer Room, The Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: July 8th, 2007 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:''' Check...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Mac, Strong Bad, Homestar<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: July 8th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Checkin' an email...on a new computer...why am I talking like this... ''{clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject:boredom</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
I'm bored. What is something I can do to cure<br/><br />
my boredom?<br/><br />
Pete Windsor, I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City, USA<br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus says I'm-not-telling-where-I-live-stalkers City as "Really Long Name City"}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Petey, there are lots of things that you can do when your bored. ''{clears screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' One example is if your best friend has a giant frisbee thing on his back, throw it!<br />
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'''MAC:''' ''{offscreen}'' I remember that!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shut up! ''{throws a pie at Mac}''<br />
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'''MAC:''' Ow...YAY PIE!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Another way is if you have some kinda game, you could just play that till your bored again! <br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is playing a Wii, his eyes bloodshot, foaming at the mouth}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Must...reach...3000...skill points...<br />
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''{Strong Bad walks in}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aruseus! Get some rest!<br />
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''{Cut back to E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Another way is if you have some kinda...wait! I just said that! What I mean is another way is to get an email show and check an email! It's as simple as that.<br />
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''{Aruseus types "send"}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div> </div><br />
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Email Sent.<br/><br />
<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Man this email was short...I gotta find something that will make this longer! ''{walks out}''<br />
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''{Cut to the Field, Homestar is there with several jars labled "breu"}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Say, tall man, Say, tall man, Say, tall man, tall man, tall man-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WHAT!?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Would you like some... ''{whispers}'' witches brew...?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No. Nah. Nada. Nyerr. Negatory.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Woah, man. You lost me at "no."<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I said no!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. But this'll be the best 10 clucks you've ever spent.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' All right! I'll buy your freakin' brew!<br />
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''{Aruseus hands Homestar ten bucks and snatches the brew. He drinks it and starts hiccuping}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Worst, HICCUP!<br />
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''{Aruseus clears his throat}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Worst ten bucks I ever, HICCUP!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' What?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You get the point. HICCUP!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' HICCUP!<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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None.</div>ALXXMaXX