https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FblorfAruseus Emails/blorf - Revision history2026-04-16T03:15:50ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/blorf&diff=27192&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 18:07, 1 August 20082008-08-01T18:07:14Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus is attacked by vermin.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper<br />
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Computer: Lappy 486<br />
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Date: Febuary 1st, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email.<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div><br />
Aruseus,<br><br />
Blorf.<br><br />
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it!<br />
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''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!<br />
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''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store!<br />
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''{Blorf Mice enter}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice...<br />
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'''MICE:''' Blorf.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do?<br />
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''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth, and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}''<br />
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'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D!<br />
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'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!<br />
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''{Cheerleader enters}''<br />
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure!<br />
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''{Cut back to Lappy}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!<br />
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''{Algernon enters}''<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!<br />
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''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}''<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf.<br />
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''{Tom runs in with a broom}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves!<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!<br />
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'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf! ''{runs out}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Mice suck.<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
none yet<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."<br />
* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.</div>Lucian Summers