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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Zippy, Roy Jr, Ryan, Various Guests, Fenri Lunaedge<br />
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Places: Kitchen, A Store, Another Store, Ryan's Living Room<br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: September 3rd, 2008<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''REAL-WORLD ME:''' ''{voiceover}'' Last time on Aruseus Emails...<br />
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''{Flashback to the previous email}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hm...what's going on this week OH DAMN RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.<br />
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''{Fade to black, and fade to the present, Aruseus is running through a store, panicking}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Dammitdammitdammitdammit! I need to get a cake, gifts, stuff, and things! AND FAST! RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK.<br />
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''{Aruseus' SkyPod pings}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What now?! ''{clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: berraarrghthday</div><br />
Hey, Aruseus!<br />
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Tell Ryan I said happy birthday.<br />
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Even though you forgot mine.<br />
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IT WAS ON WEDNESDAY ARUSEUS<br />
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Weeping openly,<br/><br />
Zippy P.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' AAARRRGGHHH! Ok. Listen, Zippy. Meet me at my pad on Saturday at 12:00 PM SHARP. We'll throw a party for you and Ryan, and then we'll-<br />
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''{Aruseus trips over Zippy, who is buying a beer}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' OH COME ON. I'M NOT THAT SHORT.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Zippy! Just the man I wanted to see!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Oh. The big white birthday forgetter...er. Just the man ''I'' wanted to not see.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Listen. I'll throw you in the party too. Ryan's birthday party is yours too.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' And this time, you won't forget it?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' It's at my house, doofus. How could I forget it?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' True. True.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So, you gotta help me. Take this list, and buy everything on it. I'll provide a cake, and your presents.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' But, you don't know what I want!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll learn from Mitch.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Ok.<br />
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''{Aruseus runs off}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' This guy wants a... What the hell is a Fen-ree Luna-edge?<br />
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''{Cut to a different store}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hello? I need a cake for my friends birthday.<br />
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'''??? ??:''' That...voice.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Um...hello?<br />
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'''??? ??:''' Aruseus?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WOAH! Roy Jr?!<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' How's it been, man?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You're...a full-fledged Lucario now?!<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' Yep. I'm not the little "dog" you knew me as anymore, heh...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wait...so you work here?<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' Yup. Whaddya need?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' A birthday cake for two people.<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' What should it say?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' "Ryan and Zippy."<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' Gotcha.<br />
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''{Roy Jr. hands him a cake with the names on it.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks.<br />
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'''ROY JR:''' No prob, dude. Keep chillin'.<br />
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''{Cut to Ryan's Living Room, the cake is out, and the presents are behind Zippy}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Ok. ''{pant pant}'' I got everything. Even the ridiculous ones.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. So...Ryan should be waking up soon. He's a late sleeper.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' What time is it?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' 2 PM.<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Wow.<br />
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''{All of a sudden, people start coming in}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh snap. Now what?! We need to wake him up...<br />
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''{Zippy runs off}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Zippy?! How did you...wait, what's with that Met...why is it...AAAARGH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF. AAAH.<br />
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''{Zippy runs back in}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Done.<br />
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''{Ryan walks in, his fur is ruffled, he's covered in scratches, and in a bathrobe}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' I...hate...you-<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' HAPPY BIRTHDAY!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Wow! Um...never mind! I take that back! Thanks guys!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Your welcome! Truth be told, I almost forgot your birthday!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' ...again?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yup!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' So...ready to open your gifts?<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Um...sure! Just let me put on some gauze, hair-safe bandages, and my normal clothes.<br />
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''{LATER}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' So...which one should I open?<br />
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''{Ryan opens a large box, inside is an exact copy of Fenri Lunaedge}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' EEE! YOU GOT ME MY OWN...<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' LOVE IT. IT TOOK ME AGES TO FIND ONE.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' I DO. Now...how do I activate it...<br />
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''{Ryan smacks it and the head falls off}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Oops. I can fix that...<br />
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''{Ryan reattaches the part and presses a button on its back. The Reploid of extreme awesomeness turns on}''<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Greetings, lifeform. I am Fenri Lunaedge, a Reploid with the power to freeze anything.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' ''{puts on a Emporer Palentine outfit}'' I AM YOUR MASTER. NOW GET ME A SANDWICH.<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Affirmative. ''{gets Ryan a sandwich}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Hm...needs more...hype.<br />
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''{Ryan kicks Fenri in the leg}''<br />
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'''FENRI:''' ''{in his normal voice}'' YAHOO! ''{starts spindashing}''<br />
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''{Fenri rolls through the wall and out into the yard}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Now he's just like me! Wait up!<br />
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''{Ryan runs through the wall, creating a hole shaped like him}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Um...happy...birthday?<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 23RD OF SEPTEMBER. DON'T FORGET IT.</div>ALXXMaXX