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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:Arumail52.PNG|thumb|right|221px|Aw, biscuts.]]<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Fang, Pom Pom, Tom, Homsar, Strong Bad, Anthruseus ''{easter egg}''<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field, The Stick, 20X6 Field ''{easter egg}''<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: September 14th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' For the first time in Arumail history, I'm gonna do a sbemail clone. Here goes. ''{clicks the email icon}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw, sweet! I love this one!<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: bike thieves</div><br />
Hey Aruseus,<br><br />
I'm at college and I need to keep my bike from being<br><br />
stolen. I figure if I think like a thief, I can figure out<br><br />
how to protect it. So, how would you try to steal my bike?<br><br />
Virginia<br><br />
MI<br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{Aruseus says MI as Mii}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Woah...a Mii emailed this? Then this must be declared a Mii-mail. Ok, I'm getting off topic.<br />
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''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So...a bike thief, huh? Well, let's go to Aruseus' Many Methods of Bike Thievery! ''{ta-dah}'' Anyways, Method 1, my favorite.<br />
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''{Cut to The Field, Fang is talking to Pom Pom, beside Fang is a black bike labled "Night Shadow"}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' So, I was telling him the other day that you gotta go for the jumbles. <br />
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'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles, as if he was laughing}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Am I right?<br />
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''{Pom Pom laughs some more, Aruseus sneaks up and puts his hands on the bike}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Hey! ''{grabs the bike}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Cheezit!<br />
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''{Aruseus pulls the bike away, with Fang's arms still attached to the bike, thus pulling Fang's arms off}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Aw, biscuits.<br />
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''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Although that method drastically went wrong when Fang's arms started punching me until he returned to pick up the bike. So...on to method two. <br />
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''{Cut to The Stick, Aruseus is holding The Stick and pointing it at Tom's Bike, labled "Speed Masta"}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' One move, and the pie gets his doggie filtered.<br />
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'''TOM:''' You mean my bike, right?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wadja!? Homsar! You wrote the script wrong!<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' AaaAaahm a bottle of hairspray...<br />
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''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' You know, that didn't woik either. Well...Method 3. Forget stealing and save up for a bike! Let's see my funds...''{Looks in a wallet}'' Ooh! I know what to get!<br />
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''{Cut to The Field again, Aruseus is sitting on Red, White, and Banana, Strong Bad is next to him}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So...this is all I could buy!?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' But I had 100 dollars!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No...you had 10.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' WHA!?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' If you did have 100 dollars, you could buy everyone's bikes!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I didn't. So this is the bike I have. More like bike seat. It's very painful...<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well...you've got a small butt.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You've got a big one.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh you are asking for it!<br />
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''{Strong Bad kicks Aruseus, Aruseus falls over}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap... ''{runs off}''<br />
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''{Cut back to E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ow...painfull memory...anyways, ''{starts typing}'' Yeah. Go with method one. Or two. But not three. Unless you have a bajillion dollars. Man...you could buy a really cool bike with that money! Well, bye. Man, feels good to be checking an email again...<br />
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''{The Paper comes down, five seconds later}''<br />
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''{Tom runs in flailing his arms wildly with a playbill for Butt's Twelve By Pies taped to his face}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Aagh! It's the exorcism of Emily Rose! ''{runs off}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wha!?<br />
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''{Zoom in on the screen}''<br />
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===Easter Eggs===<br />
*Click on "Mii" to see a Mii of Aruseus that I made. (Picture sometime)<br />
*Click on "Aruseus' Many Methods of Bike Thievery" To see a book with that title. The picture on the book is a chibi drawing of Aruseus with a bike in his hands.<br />
*Click on "bajillion" at the end to see a bajillion dollar bill, with Aruseus on the front, its value is "something" and it says "In Pie We Trust" at the bottom.<br />
*Click on "cool bike" at the end to see a scene.<br />
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''{Cut to the 20X6 Field, Aruseus, holding a wallet, is talking with Anthruseus, and a hoverbike is behind him}''<br />
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'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Now for the low, low, price of 1 bajillion dollars!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' It's a deal!<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
Soon.</div>ALXXMaXX