https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FbabyAruseus Emails/baby - Revision history2026-05-15T12:35:50ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/baby&diff=108527&oldid=prevLucian Summers: NEW EMAIL GUYS!!!!! TOTALLY ORIGINAL!2009-01-25T22:28:34Z<p>NEW EMAIL GUYS!!!!! TOTALLY ORIGINAL!</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''ARUSEUS:''' EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Hwi.<br><br><br />
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Mwe is da bay bee.<br><br />
Wiww woo be my dah dah?<br><br><br />
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Fwom,<br><br />
Da Bay Bee<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Su-<br />
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''{There is a bell}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Let Me get that!<br />
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''{He gets the door. There is a baby.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi, I'm Aruseus! What's your name and why are you here?<br />
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''{the baby looks up}''<br />
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'''BABY:''' 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!<br />
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'''BABY:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ''{hits with raddle}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?<br />
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''{the baby throws a stinky at Tom. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! ''{He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}''<br />
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'''BABY:''' Idiot. ''{has a stinky bazooka. He starts firing}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}''<br />
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'''BABY:''' ''{warps out, grabs knife}'' Don't make mwe use tis!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!<br />
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'''BABY:''' Woo made mwe! ''{stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Nice try!<br />
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''{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No you don't. ''{Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body}'' He was in diguise?!?<br />
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''{{RaiMail|<s>Edwardo</s> Aruseus|7}}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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lol this is totally original right</div>Lucian Summers