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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Post emails below the line, and no viruses.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: Psynergy</div><br />
Dear Aruseus, <br><br />
How did you come across Psynergy? <br><br />
I thought it was just a manifestation of mental energy, and Golden Sun characters?<br><br />
From Clark Griswald<br><br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Hey aruseus!</div><br />
Can you please help me out? The cheat took my flute for some ceremony, and now, if I come within 4 feet of him, he clonks me with it!<br><br />
Hoping you can help me out,<br><br />
Zoo977<br><br />
P.S. Sorry about bringing albino to your 100<sup>th</sup> email party. Next time, warn me if there's anything with sugar.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Subject:Neo</div><br />
Yo!<br><br><br />
Do you go on Neopets?<br><br />
If so, add me! I'm stbone.<br><br><br />
''-LD''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Subject:[[Image:Well.PNG]]</div><br />
Dear Aruseus<br><br><br />
This email has a virus that makes yours and everyone else in the uneverse's head explode.<br><br />
From: The New NEW ''NEW'' '''''NEW''''' <br />
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<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''''NEW'''''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> Micah<br />
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P.S. If you delete this email, I will be sad. :( <br><br><br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Subject:help</div><br />
Aruseus,<br/><br />
<br/><br />
<br/><br />
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!<br/><br />
It's not [[wikipedia:The Mooninites|a mooninites]] who<br/><br />
did this. It's somebody!<br/><br />
--Ollie--<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Subject:we6178etwf87wwwwww35V8V5H22</div><br />
The Coolest Guy: Aruseus,<br/><br />
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1347571356782gf7we6rgt23987<br/><br />
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Cap1689<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: sinnoh</div><br />
Hey, Aruseus!<br />
<br />
How was Sinnoh, back when you and the others were still a team? Just wondering, is all.<br />
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- Mars Heracross<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: You've been drafted, Stupid!</div><br />
Dear Mr. Aruseus, <br><br />
<br />
You have just been drafted by The Willing Allies of the World. Your first mission shall take place on the border of Austria and Hungary. There, you (and some other soldiers) will have to take out The Brotherhood of Alan's (the enemy) Elite Tank Batallion, Find (and destroy) The Brotherhood of Alan's (highly guarded) Main Base (which is in front of thier Capital Building), sneak into The Brotherhood of Alan's Capital Building, and kill Head Brother Nod Alan and his trusty General, Yuri. Got all that?<br />
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- Genral Whatsisnaym.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: hey aruseus u cutey</div><br />
aruseus, <br/><br />
i luv u lulz<br/><br />
-xoxoxoxox<br/><br />
meg fernandez<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: film</div><br />
Aruseus my boy,<br/><br />
<br/><br />
Since you are awesome and crap<br/><br />
like that, you can make a movie<br/><br />
based on a really cool video game<br/><br />
and make sure its not crappy just<br/><br />
that Max Payne film or that Mortal<br/><br />
Kombat film.<br/><br />
From<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: questions</div><br />
Hello. I have a FEW little questions. Do you play the kazoo? Did you kill Cyrus? Has your head snapped into 50 pieces by Sylar yet? Did my dog lick you? Do you pick your nose? Have you cried? Do you watch Scrubs? Do you smell a Molotov Cocktail yet? Do you play with explosives? Have you seen a shark? Do you think on painting your house? Am I crazy? Do you go on 4chan? Have you played Habbo? Do you ever think about girls? Have you kissed? What are your dos and don'ts? What was it like in Kindergarten? Have you been sued? Have you graduated highschool? Do you like smelling? Have you licked anything? Are you single? Do you smell like pancakes? Do you have a head? Have you kissed a girl and liked it? You you wear lipstick? Do you listen to Linkin Park? What happened when you passed gas in public? When was the last time you took a shower? Goodbye. -Tommy Tom Tom Picklesonerson<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: cheat kicks you?</div><br />
Dear Aruseus, <br><br />
What would happen if The Cheat kicked you? <br><br />
Crapfully crapfully crappy crappy yours,<br><br />
Another big smarty that eveyone cares about<br><br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: okay</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/><br />
Since Spring Break is coming,<br/><br />
are you gonna party and meet some<br/><br />
girls?<br/><br />
<br/><br />
-A Fan maned, Joe Ward of New Jersey<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: disney</div><br />
Aruseus,<br/><br />
Do you hate Disney?<br/><br />
Today's Disney sucks since they<br/><br />
got Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron,<br/><br />
and <GASP> The Jonas Brothers.<br/><br />
Do you hate them all?<br/><br />
Anti-Disney Fan, Collin Snyder<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: Strong Bad</div><br />
Hey Aruseus!<br><br />
Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????<br><br />
Robert, Scotland<br />
</blockquote></div>HunkOfJunk