Aruseus Emails/IOU - Revision history

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Tyrannosaurus Lex: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Ryan, Aruseus, Jamie, Megan, Tom, Wolf ''{easter egg}'' Places: Aruseus' Room, Computer Room, Jamie's Garage, Megan's House, Cheap as Free XBox Games C...

2008-06-25T20:00:45Z

New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Ryan, Aruseus, Jamie, Megan, Tom, Wolf ''{easter egg}'' Places: Aruseus' Room, Computer Room, Jamie's Garage, Megan's House, Cheap as Free XBox Games C...

New page

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Ryan, Aruseus, Jamie, Megan, Tom, Wolf ''{easter egg}''

Places: Aruseus' Room, Computer Room, Jamie's Garage, Megan's House, Cheap as Free XBox Games

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: May 12th 2008

== Transcript ==

''{Black screen}''

'''RYAN:''' ''{narrating}'' It's been 2 years since the attack on Free Country USA, the day when the evil king almost conquered the world. This email show is about a man whose friend gave his life to save them all. Everything has changed amoung him and his friends.

''{Fade to a view of each of my old characters scrolling by}''

'''RYAN:''' Accidents have happened, conflicts arose, one went homeless, and one got a job at a...deli?

''{Fade into Aruseus' new house}''

'''RYAN:''' That one man, after the separation of all of his friends, moved away. There he met new people, new friends, new stars of Fake Character Email Aruseus.

''{Fade into Aruseus' room, he is asleep on the bed}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{waking up}'' Day two of my new life, and I still miss my friends. If Fang didn't die, than this would've never happened. Well, I gotta face the facts. All of my other friends that are not a part of The Aura Chronicles are gone.

''{Cut to the Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I guess it's email time. ''{Clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: I. Need. Some.</div>
Aruseus. <br>
You owe me money.<br>
Give me it and a Xbox game. <br>
A guy you owe money.
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Wait, what? I don't owe anyone anything! This is bull honkey! Well, I guess I'll give you your stinking money so you don't bug me.

''{Aruseus opens a "pocket," which is actually a flap of fur, he takes out a soggy five-dollar bill and a penny}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I got 5 dollars and a cent. Joy.

''{Jamie walks in}''

'''JAMIE:''' You could just run a paper route. That's how I'm saving up for my motorbike.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Really? How's it going?

'''JAMIE:''' Well... ''{pulls out a calculator}'' I make...and the bike is...I've got $35,360 to go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I need help. I need to give this guy money and an Xbox game.

'''JAMIE:''' Borrow my bike. Break it and I'll tear out your heart, rip your head clean off and drink the sweat with a bendy straw.

'''ARUSEUS:''' OK!

''{Cut to Aruseus riding the bike down the road, he's throwing papers}''

''{Cut to Megan's House, Tom and Megan are playing Brawl}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' The winner is...Toon Link!

'''TOM:''' NOT AGAIN! Jeez! That's like the 43rd time I've lost!

'''MEGAN:''' I'm just that good!

''{A glass-break noise is heard and Tom is hit with a newspaper}''

'''TOM:''' DAH! ''{falls over}''

'''MEGAN:''' You ok?

'''TOM:''' Yes...newspapers aren't ''that'' blunt.

''{Cut to Cheap As Free XBox games}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll buy this one.

''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' There you go, Guyman. I got you your Sonic Next Gen. Now play it and enjoy it, or I'll rip out your esophagus, feed it to you, and give you a mind crush.

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow, haven't heard that in months.

===Easter Eggs===

*Click on "Guyman" and Wolf will pop up and say:

'''WOLF:''' I'm not actually in this episode...where's my lawyer?

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 '''RYAN:''' ''{narrating}'' It's been 2 years since the attack on Free Country USA, the day when the evil king almost conquered the world. This email show is about a man whose friend gave his life to save them all. Everything has changed amoung him and his friends.
 ''{Fade to a view of each of my old characters scrolling by}''
@@ Line 26: / Line 24: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{waking up}'' Day two of my new life, and I still miss my friends. If Fang didn't die, than this would've never happened. Well, I gotta face the facts. All of my other friends that are not a part of The Aura Chronicles are gone.
 ''{Cut to the Computer Room}''
@@ Line 42: / Line 38: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Wait, what? I don't owe anyone anything! This is bull honkey! Well, I guess I'll give you your stinking money so you don't bug me.
 ''{Aruseus opens a "pocket," which is actually a flap of fur, he takes out a soggy five-dollar bill and a penny}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I got 5 dollars and a cent. Joy.
@@ Line 57: / Line 49: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Really? How's it going?
-'''JAMIE:''' Well... ''{pulls out a calculator}'' I make...
+'''JAMIE:''' Well... ''{pulls out a calculator}'' I make...and the bike is...I've got $35,360 to go.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I need help. I need to give this guy money and an Xbox game.
@@ Line 72: / Line 58: @@
 ''{Cut to Aruseus riding the bike down the road, he's throwing papers}''
 ''{Cut to Megan's House, Tom and Megan are playing Brawl}''
@@ Line 82: / Line 66: @@
 '''MEGAN:''' I'm just that good!
 ''{A glass-break noise is heard and Tom is hit with a newspaper}''
@@ Line 100: / Line 82: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' There you go, Guyman. I got you your Sonic Next Gen. Now play it and enjoy it, or I'll rip out your esophagus, feed it to you, and give you a mind crush.
 ''{The Paper comes down}''
@@ Line 112: / Line 92: @@
 '''WOLF:''' I'm not actually in this episode...where's my lawyer?