https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2F110previewAruseus Emails/110preview - Revision history2026-05-15T20:44:56ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/110preview&diff=113816&oldid=prevLucian Summers: New page: ''{Cut to a cliffside, all of the Bluefox Productions characters are training for something. This involves Tom and Aruseus sparring, and the two later giving out, Pter about to shoot thund...2009-02-09T00:25:37Z<p>New page: ''{Cut to a cliffside, all of the Bluefox Productions characters are training for something. This involves Tom and Aruseus sparring, and the two later giving out, Pter about to shoot thund...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Cut to a cliffside, all of the Bluefox Productions characters are training for something. This involves Tom and Aruseus sparring, and the two later giving out, Pter about to shoot thunder at a target, but hitting a tree, causing it to fall on Fang, Zarel about to chop a cinderblock, but he manages to knock his arm off. Cut to TJ, who shakes his head in disgust.}''<br />
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'''TJ:''' This will be longer than I thought...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Are you sure we're ready for this?<br />
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''{music starts}''<br />
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'''TJ:''' Oh, you guys are far from ready. ''{sings}''<br />
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Let's get down to business,<br><br />
To defeat your foe...<br><br />
I didn't ask for wimps,<br><br />
(spoken) Come on you all, shape up!<br><br />
You're the saddest bunch<br><br />
I ever made,<br><br />
But you can bet<br><br />
Before we're through,<br><br />
Yes, I will make men<br><br />
out of you.<br><br />
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'''MEGAN:''' I don't know, that sounds really sexist.<br />
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'''ELYSSA:''' Yeah, you sound like girls can't fight!<br />
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'''TJ:''' Nope. I was just telling you that you're ALL WEAK.<br />
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Tranquil as a forest,<br><br />
But on fire within...<br><br />
Once you find your center,<br><br />
you are sure to win.<br><br />
You're a spineless, pale<br><br />
pathetic lot,<br><br />
And you haven't got a clue.<br><br />
Somehow I will make men<br><br />
out of you.<br><br />
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'''TOM:''' Do you even realize what we're up against?! ''{sighs, then sings}'' I'm never gonna catch my breath...<br />
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'''AUSTIN:''' Say good-bye to those who knew me...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym.<br />
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'''JAY:''' This guy's got us scared to death!<br />
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'''JESS:''' Hope he doesn't see right through me...<br />
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'''PTER:''' Now I really wish that I knew how to swim... <br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' We must be swift as the coursing river...<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' With all the force of a great typhoon...<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' With all the strength of a raging fire...Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.<br />
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'''TOM:''' That's very motivational of you, Ryan, but we can't do a damn thing!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Fenri would know what to do...<br />
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'''TJ:''' Shut up and keep training! ''{sings}''<br />
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Time is racing toward us,<br><br />
till our foes arrive.<br><br />
Heed my every order,<br><br />
and you might survive.<br><br />
You're unsuited for<br><br />
the rage of war,<br><br />
So pack up, go home,<br><br />
you're through.<br><br />
How could I have made men<br><br />
out of you?<br><br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''TOM:''' We must be swift as the coursing river...<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''RYAN AND TOM:''' With all the force of a great typhoon...<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' With all the strength of a raging fire...<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.<br />
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'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' We must be swift as the coursing river...<br />
<br />
'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
<br />
'''EVERYONE:''' With all the force of a great typhoon...<br />
<br />
'''OFFSCREEN CHORUS:''' Be a man...<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' With all the strength of a raging fire...Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.<br />
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''{after the song ends}''<br />
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'''TJ:''' Hm...maybe there is hope for these guys...<br />
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'''END OF PREVIEW'''</div>Lucian Summers