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[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]
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<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]
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==Computers==
===Season 1===
==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

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<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
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Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

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The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
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The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

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<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
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Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

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<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like this.
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Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

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<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The A-Tech's interface looks like this.
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The A-Tech died in email 45, due to a virus.

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
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===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====
Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop. It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
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Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
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==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

76-85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

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<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[Aruseus Emails/variations|variations]] 
2. [[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|jlammy]] 
3. [[Aruseus Emails/band|band]] 
4. [[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|worst thing]] 
5. [[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[Aruseus Emails/blorf|blorf]] 
7. [[Aruseus Emails/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[Aruseus Emails/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
10. [[Aruseus Emails/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[Aruseus Emails/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[Aruseus Emails/video game|video game]] 
13. [[Aruseus Emails/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[Aruseus Emails/evil|evil]] 
16. [[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[Aruseus Emails/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[Aruseus Emails/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[Aruseus Emails/funny|funny stuff]] 
20. [[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
21. [[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[Aruseus Emails/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[Aruseus Emails/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[Aruseus Emails/death|death]]'' 
25. [[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[Aruseus Emails/movie|movie]] 
29. [[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[Aruseus Emails/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
 
31. [[Aruseus Emails/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[Aruseus Emails/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
35. [[Aruseus Emails/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[Aruseus Emails/plates|plates]] 
39. [[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[Aruseus Emails/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
43. [[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[Aruseus Emails/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[Aruseus Emails/random|randomocity]] 
48. [[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[Aruseus Emails/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[Aruseus Emails/summer|summer plans]] 
52. [[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[Aruseus Emails/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[Aruseus Emails/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[Aruseus Emails/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
58. [[Aruseus Emails/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[Aruseus Emails/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[Aruseus Emails/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[Aruseus Emails/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[Aruseus Emails/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[Aruseus Emails/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
67. [[Aruseus Emails/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[Aruseus Emails/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[Aruseus Emails/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[Aruseus Emails/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[Aruseus Emails/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[Aruseus Emails/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[Aruseus Emails/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
81. [[Aruseus Emails/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[Aruseus Emails/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[Aruseus Emails/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
84. [[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[Aruseus Emails/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[Aruseus Emails/airman|Airman?]] 
90. [[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[Aruseus Emails/questing|questing]] 
94. [[Aruseus Emails/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[Aruseus Emails/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[Aruseus Emails/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[Aruseus Emails/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[Aruseus Emails/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[Objection!/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[Aruseus Emails/gender|gender swap]] 
107.[[Aruseus Emails/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[Aruseus Emails/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[Aruseus Emails/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
110.''[[Aruseus Emails/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
74 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
107 1/2: [[Aruseus Emails/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

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Other Stuff

*[[Aruseus Emails/runninggags|Running Gags]]

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==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]
[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

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==Inbox==

Want to email him? Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

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JCM at 01:29, 10 August 2009