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<p>Fix.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Cut to a rural scene. There are soft hills everywhere, and a small barn is in the center. Two pigs are lounging about on the section without a roof.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' So, yeah, that's my story. What was your name again?<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' My name's piggy. I was born in-<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Whoa, Piggy, don't get overexcited on me. So what's your story?<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' I was too young to remember most of my life. I've been told that I was born in a barn like this, but I was separated too early to remember anything. So, this is my home now, I guess.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Well, settle in. It's a nice little arrangement we have here.<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' Is anyone else here? ''{he looks around}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Well, animals come, and animals go. Right now, it's just you, me, and Pigwallis over there. ''{he motions to a pig inside the barn}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' Pigwallis, huh.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' ''{shouting}'' Hey, Pigwallis!<br /> <br /> ''{Pigwallis turns his head towards the two pigs outside}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Come meet the new guy!<br /> <br /> ''{Pigwallis walks out and nods at Piggy}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGWALLIS:''' Hello there, new guy, my name's Pigwallis.<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' ''{shyly}'' Hello Pigwallis. I'm Piggy.<br /> <br /> '''PIGWALLIS:''' There isn't a need to be shy, Piggy.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Yeah, we're all friends.<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' Heh.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' You are all right, Piggy.<br /> <br /> '''PIGWALLIS:''' Yeah.<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' So, what do you guys do for fun around here?<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Well, I don't get bored easily. There have been times where there is absolutely no activity here at all. But usually, we just talk and eat, talk and eat.<br /> <br /> '''PIGWALLIS:''' It's a lot more fun than it sounds.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' ''{looking at Piggy}'' Someone looks hungry. Let's go to the slop. I could use something to eat, too.<br /> <br /> ''{The three pigs walk towards the slop trough and begin eating}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' ''{sticking his head up from the slop}'' Oh, wow, this is good.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' ''{also removing his head from the slop}'' I told you.<br /> <br /> ''{Pigwallis burps}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pigston and Piggy laugh heartily}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' I like you guys. I hope that I am here to stay.<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' Yeah, it's close to paradise around here. Nothing to harm us. Nothing to even bother us. <br /> <br /> '''PIGWALLIS:''' This is definitely paradise. ''{continues disposing of the slop}''<br /> <br /> ''{Farmer, a tall, older gentleman wearing overalls and a cap, carries a pail to the trough of slop}''<br /> <br /> '''FARMER:''' More slop, pigs. ''{Farmer dumps the contents of the pail into the trough, much to the pigs' delight. Farmer exits}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGGY:''' It looks like you were right, Pigwallis. ''{Piggy and Pigston begin disposing of the slop as well}''<br /> <br /> ''{a loud squeaking noise is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''PIGSTON:''' ''{quickly pulls his head from the food}'' What was that?</div>

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