ALXXMaXX at 22:47, 6 August 2008

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''{Scene: Pearson's basement. Pearson walks down the stairs into the basement}''

'''PEARSON:''' Crap! I couldn't get anybody to test out the cloning machine! Dang!

''{Pearson looks up, and sees a bunch of Homestars, each more badly drawn than the next.}''

'''PEARSON:''' WHAT THE—

''{The regular Homestar walks out of one chamber of the closing machine, and a terribly-drawn, naked Homestar walks out of the other chamber.}''

'''NAKED HOMESTAR:''' ''{in a PBTC-esque voice}'' I'm buck-naked Homestar! ''{holds up a match}'' I plays with fire! Sewiously!

'''PEARSON:''' ''{burying his face in his hands}'' Oh God, no!!!

''{fade to black. Cut to [[ALXXVentures/opening|opening sequence]]. After opening sequence, fade to black, then fade in to ALXX in shut-down position (standing up rigidly with eyes closed). ALXX opens his eyes (barely).}''

'''FEMALE SYSTEM VOICE:''' Wake mode initiated.

'''ALXX:''' Oh god. Not now! Can't I just have five more minutes?

'''FEMALE SYSTEM VOICE:''' Access denied, honey. You really should get up.

'''ALXX:''' ''{sighs}'' Fine, MoMM. ''{ALXX walks slowly and groggily out of his room}''

'''HOMESTAR CLONE #1:''' Hey man.

'''ALXX:''' ''{absently and groggily}'' Hi Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR CLONE #2:''' 'Sup, man.

'''ALXX:''' ''{absently and groggily}'' Hi Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR CLONE #3:''' Yo, man.

'''ALXX:''' ''{absently and groggily}'' Hi Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR CLONE #4:''' Good morning, ALXX.

'''ALXX:''' ''{absently and groggily}'' Hi Homestar— ''{Suddenly wide awake and alert}'' Wait a nanosec—there's something incredibly wrong here—Homestar would ''never'' say "good morning"!!!

''{ALXX turns around and sees all the Homestar clones. Cut to Pearson welding something in the basement. ALXX slams open the door. Pearson drops the little flame thingy.}''

'''PEARSON:''' WAAAH!

'''ALXX:''' Okay, Pearson, just WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?

'''PEARSON:''' Well, uh, ''{flips up his welding mask, chuckles nervously}'' I was just working on making a DNA grafter, when—

'''ALXX:''' No, not about that, about all those...those...clones!

'''PEARSON:''' ''{looks confused for a moment, then a look of recognition appears on his face}'' Oh! The Homestar Clones! Well, Homestar started messing with the clone machine, and that brought good news and bad news. The good news was that the clone machine was a success!

'''ALXX:''' What's the bad news?

''{Suddenly, a Homestar clone bashes down the door and starts dancing all around the place.}''

'''HOMESTAR CLONE:''' I'm Dancing Homestar! I'm Dancing Homestar! I'm Dancing Homestar! I'm Dancing Homestar! I'm Dancing Homestar!

'''PEARSON:''' That.

'''ALXX:''' Wait—wait a minute—I've seen something like this before. How many clones are there here?

'''PEARSON:''' I'd say around nine.

'''ALXX:''' Ah-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! So every ''tenth'' Homestar is going to have a super power!

'''PEARSON:''' Wow...just think about what we could do with a SuperHomestar...we could create world peace...end world hunger...finally get that game that Toshio Iwai made for the SNES... ''{calls up}'' Hey, Homestar! Come down here a minute!

''{Homestar suddenly appears behind Pearson}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, hi.

'''PEARSON:''' ''{jumps up}'' BAAAH! Oh, Homestar, could you make another clone of yourself?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ohbee kaybee!

''{Homestar walks into the one chamber of the cloning machine. A Homestar clone materializes in the other. They both walk out}''

'''HOMESTAR CLONE #10:''' Eh-Oh! I'm Teletubby Homestar!

''{ALXX and Pearson both look at the clone in shock, then Pearson turns to ALXX}''

'''PEARSON:''' About that clone information...where did you get it?

'''ALXX:''' House of Cosbys...which was...<small>a...<small>cartoon.</small></small>

'''PEARSON:''' Uh-huh. Great. NOW what are we going to do?

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ALXXMaXX at 22:47, 6 August 2008