View source for Whose Line is it Anyway? (WUW)/Episode 1

== Transcript ==
''{Music starts.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' ''{voiceover}'' Good evening, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?! On tonight's show:

''{Close-up of Sephiroth.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' What drink would you like? Sephiroth!

''{Close-up of Sylar.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' Would you like to try our special? Sylar!

''{Close-up of Lemon.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' Should I get you the usual again? Lemon!

''{Close-up of Im a bell.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' And, we're closed right now: Im a bell!

''{Bell squints. Medium shot of InsanityDemon as he walks over to his desk.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' And I'm InsanityDemon. Come on, let's have some fun!

''{Music stops.}''

'''LEMON:''' I don't wanna have fun.

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' Hello, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like shampoo to Homer Simpson.

''{The audience and stars all laugh.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' Let's get started with a game called Party Quirks. This is for everybody. Sylar, you're hosting a party. The others are guests at the party, but they've each been given a strange identity or behavior. So whenever you're ready, Sylar, start the party. <!-- I'll let the guests decide their identities/behaviors. -->

'''SYLAR:''' Welcome guys! Lets start this party!

''{While on his hands, Im a bell rings the imaginary doorbell with his feet, then walks in. The audience laughs, and so do Lemon and Sephiroth.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Sylar hi, you are how?

'''SYLAR:''' Um..... fine?

''{Lemon rings the imaginary doorbell, then walks in. Somewhat, he is a mustachio.}''

'''LEMON:''' That floor is flippen' ugly. Wash it.

'''SYLAR:''' Meanie.

'''IM A BELL:''' ''{to Sylar}'' Good very. ''{handwalks over to where the refreshments table would be, picks up and imaginary hors o'deuvre with feet}''

'''LEMON:''' This punch is horrid. ''{throws punch on Bell}''

'''SYLAR:''' Bell is opposite and Lemon is mean!

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' ''{buzzes Sylar}'' Yes!

'''IM A BELL:''' ''{bad imitation of Yoda}'' Right you are. ''{backflips, walks back to seat, sits down}''

'''LEMON:''' Okay, one more time. ''{throws punch on Bell again}'' Okay. ''{walks back to seat}''

'''SYLAR:''' Was I correct?

'''LEMON:''' Yep.

'''SYLAR:''' When is Seph going to get here? He said he is coming!

''{Sephiroth rings the imaginary doorbell, then walks in pretending to hold a camera and about a hundred toys.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey, Sylar. I've gotta do something important here, and I need all this plus a bit of room.

'''SYLAR:''' That is too complex for me. I would like one more after I guess. Rich guy?

'''LEMON:''' ''{yelling from seat}'' COUGH SPACE HOG COUGH

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' He's rich, but you have to be more specific. I'll give you as many guesses as you need until you either get it right or give up. Hint: it's a film camera that he's using.

'''SYLAR:''' Film Director.

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' ''{buzzes Sylar}'' Yes!

''{Sylar and Sephiroth walk back to their seats.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' Wow, that was a real giveaway. 

''{All laugh.}''

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' He was a "director filming a stop-motion movie." ''{short pause}'' 1000 points to Sylar for getting them all right in 1 guess, and 500 points to Sephiroth for pretending to use all those toys. Now let's move on to a game called Newsflash. This is for Sylar with the help of Bell and Lemon. Bell and Lemon are two news reporters in the studio, and Sylar is a third reporter in the "field." The catch is, though, that Sylar is really in front of what we call a green screen which the area will be projected onto using the magic of TV. So take it away whenever you're ready, Bell and Lemon.

'''LEMON:''' BELL GET YOUR PRE-TEEN BUTT OVER HERE. Also, "take it away" IS THAT A SEXUAL TERM MISTER.

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' Nope.

'''LEMON:''' ...Oh. Also, what do you mean by that...

'''INSANITYDEMON:''' I mean start the game!! Sheesh.

'''LEMON:''' What if I don't wanna?

'''IM A BELL:''' SHUT UP, LEMON. Anyways, welcome to the Channel 42 News at 5. We are covering a very interesting case today. Let's go out to Sylar, who is there. Sylar, what can you tell us?

'''SYLAR:''' There is a lightning storm!

'''LEMON:''' Lightning? My grandma ca- ''{is hit by Bell}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Lightning? Is it ''white'' lightning?

'''SYLAR:''' Yeah.

'''IM A BELL:''' Huh. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT GUY THROWING?!

'''SYLAR:''' It looks to me like he's throwing a tantrum more than any kind of physical object.

''{Everyone else laughs.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Is it bright out there? Everybody seems to be squinting or something.