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Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: December 2017-TBA===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
'''Video Game Month (whenever its coming)'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Maxpayne|Max Payne]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Silenthill|Silent Hill]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Tombraider|Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Needforspeed|Need for Speed]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Mortalkombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Doom|Doom]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Finalfantasy|Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Houseofthedead|House of the Dead]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
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#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]