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<center><big>'''SKULLB DOES NOT LIKE ANIME'''</big><br/>
A Poetastical Poem by the Poet (You Know It)</center>

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'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
I am SkullB. SkullB, I say!<br/>
I do not like anime!

'''BELL:'''<br/>
And I'm Im a bell, that is my name!<br/>
Anime, manga and Japanese games!<br/>
That's what I like, that, that I do.<br/>
How come you don't like it, you devil you?

'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
Anime's stupid. It's for little boys.<br/>
I don't spend my time playing with stupid toys.<br/>
PVC figures, trading cards too.<br/>
Anime's awful, I say that to you!

'''BELL:'''<br/>
What about Death Note? Ain't that a hoot?

'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
I'd rather drink rainwater out of a boot.

'''BELL:'''<br/>
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!<br/>
That one's a good one, don't you agree-ya?

'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
No. I do not. That one, too, is lame.<br/>
I've had quite enough of your dumb little game.

'''BELL:'''<br/>
Phoenix Wright manga?

'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
No. No. No. No.

'''BELL:'''<br/>
Naruto manga?

'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
Oh, just let it go!<br/>
I'll never like anime, never, I say!<br/>
I'll tell you it now, and I'll say it all day!<br/>
Now leave me alone, go back to your home.<br/>
Your hole. Your hovel. Your cottage in Nome!<br/>
Alaska!

'''BELL:'''<br/>
Well, someday you'll get it.<br/>
Oh, you'll understand.<br/>
One day my people<br/>
Will rule the whole land!<br/>
Generations of otakus,<br/>
Basement-dwelling dorks!<br/>
People who eat with chopsticks, not forks!<br/>
You'll see one day, we'll be winners for sure!

'''SKULLB:'''<br/>
go run track fatty

''{Bell cries.}''

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