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==Summary==
We meat Liame and Negative. Negative builds a time machine.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Time travel? The most used idea in all of fanstuff history?

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' I don't think I've seen ''time travel'' be used as much as I've seen, say, ''space travel'' be used.</blockquote>

Oh, come on!<br>
'''RAIKU:''' Are you using salami or tuna?</blockquote>

'''SONG TITLE GAG:''' Busted - Year 3000<br>

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, thank God. I thought you were talking about the Jonas Brothers

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Should I know who the Jonas Brothers are?<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' Eh, probably. I suspect these guys are just throwing another "popular-to-hate" media item into the fray for the sake of "easy" humour.</blockquote>

rip-off.<br>
'''RAIKU:''' Phew.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "It's not as good as anything Rise Against the Machine makes, anyway."</blockquote></blockquote>

'''PAGE TITLE:''' He told me he built a time machine<br>
'''CHARACTERS:''' Liame, Negative, Sarette, Kirbychu, Person, Knight, Laughing People<br>
'''PLACES:'''Liame's Basement, A spaceship, The Portal, 3000, 42 A.T, 1264

==Transcript==
''{Open to Liame's basement. Liame is there and he is dancing to Hey Ya!}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OK, what?</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' Hey Ya rules. Just rules.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Repeating everything you say fails. Just fails.</blockquote>

''{The Door busts open. It is Negative.}''

'''NEGATIVE:'''HEYLIAMEGUESSWHATLOLIAMSOEXITED

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HEYTALKINGINALLCAPSANDTOGETHERISN'TCOLLLOL
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Teach me how to motor mouth, then.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Negative explodes}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Man, I wish I saw that.</blockquote>

'''NEGATIVE:''' Okay. I have built a time machine. Completely untested.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wait, didn't you just explode? I was actually starting to like this for a second!</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' Ummm... Completely untested? So you want me to test it?

'''NEGATIVE:''' GOSH HOW DID YOU GUESS.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' GOSH YOU ARE AN IDIOT.</blockquote>

Well, over to my house.

''{Cut to Negative's space station. They step into the portal.}''

'''LIAME:''' Cool I see a UFO!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Wow, this is so bad, not even commas want to associate with it.</blockquote>

'''NEGATIVE:''' Of course! It's the future!

''{Cut to Sarette, running into Liame's basement carrying a toaster.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Please tell me she's going to finish them off.</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' I'm here, and I brought the toast-whoa, I'm in the wrong house. ''{walks around}'' Hello, anybody home? ''{notices time machine}
'' Hey, nice toaster. Good thing I brought bread!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How on earth could you forget where your own house was? Unless you are a really bad reader.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't recall backdoors of houses automatically having words.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' How come it's the backdoor?<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' The front door's the door typically with the number attached to it. Also, most urban houses typically follow a uniform architectural structure, which often explains why some suburbs also have houses which look ostensibly identical.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Sarette presses the button, and teleports into the city below Negative's space station.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Whoa...where am I? Hey, there isn't a road down here! There's just...a big barren land. Hey, all the people are up there! They're on...some sort of sky highway! With jet packs! Weird... ''{looks up and sees the space station}'' Aah! A UFO!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That's pretty much her entire character trait?</blockquote></blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' ''{charging up fire, in creepy voice}'' WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Why is everyone talking in all caps today?</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' Well, are you an alien?

''{Kirbychu falls from the sky, and lands on the space station with a thud.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Ow...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' OK, where did that thing come from?</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' Excuse me, but what the heck just pooped on your UFO?

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{loudly}'' POOP!?! I'M NOT POOP, I'M KIRBYCHU HR'D!!!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I don't see a difference. You both stink.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wouldn't it be I don't ''smell'' a difference?</blockquote></blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' ...Oh. My bad. But you sure look a heck of a lot like poop from five thousand miles away.

'''LIAME:''' He does look squishy. And cute.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, laughing baby is cute. That thing is a recolor. In other words, a nuisance to all life.</blockquote>

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Can someone get me down!?! I'm on top of a space station for pete's sake!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You could say please.</blockquote>

''{Negative takes form of a Paragoomba and flies up, get Kirbychu, and go down. He turns normal after landing.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Ooh, form changy. Can you turn into me?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Form changy? I can't comment on that so I won't offend the autistic

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' "I will not make this joke to not offend ''x demographic'' of viewers" sounds like the most pretentious tripe I've ever heard ''and'' read.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I don't think that's helping your case against Lightning Guy at all, no matter how wrong he is.</blockquote>

viewers.</blockquote>

''{Negative does so.}''

'''LIAME:''' Hey, one question, how are you all getting into the year 3000?

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I casted a time warp spell and ended up here, but now I'm out of runes and can't get back...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Casted? That is just plain bad grammar!
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' [http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/94565/can-casted-be-the-past-tense-of-cast You couldn't be any more wrong ''if you tried''.]</blockquote> </blockquote>

'''NEGATIVE:''' We just need to go inside my ship an-

''{Negative's batteries run out}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Finally! He's dead!</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' DARNIT.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' SHUTIT.</blockquote>

We will be stuck here for a while.

'''SARETTE:''' Uh, what where we talking about before Kirbychu warped in again?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' What where? Who what where? Who what when where? Who what when where how?</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' Look up. <font color=white>''{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE}''</font>

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Commenting on that obvious white text, stating that you broke the fourth wall is worse than actually breaking the fourth wall.</blockquote>

''{Sarette looks up.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Aah! No! Don't shoot me!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Yes! Please do!
<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' This isn't giving Liame's work any favours whatsoever; however, Sarette is still the most likable character in this show. I wouldn't want her shot at all, really.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''NEGATIVE:''' No, It's a projection I am showing you of after Kirbychu came here.

'''SARETTE:''' ...Oh. All of your functions look the same to me.

'''LIAME:''' Negative, I thought your batteries were out.

'''NEGATIVE:''' Oh yeah, I forgot.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I wish that you all could see me facepalming

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' A talking lightning bolt can facepalm?<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' If it has hands.<br>
'''NAMINE:''' I've never seen JCM draw Lightning Guy with hands.</blockquote>

right now.</blockquote>

''{Negative dies, well, not really.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Of course.</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' ...Well, seriously, are you aliens?

'''LIAME:''' I'm just a wizard. Negative, here, is an alien.

'''SARETTE:''' Uh, sorry for the random question, but what year is it, anyway?

'''LIAME:''' If you were paying attention, year 3000!

'''SARETTE:''' ...Oh. Do you, by any chance, have a toaster that will actually toast my bread and not send me to the year 3000?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Does an actual store ring a bell?
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And if she can't reach the store? Then what?</blockquote></blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' Negative has a built in toaster.

''{Negative wakes up}''

'''NEGATIVE:''' Somebody call my name?

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' No, it was a dream, now die again.</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' Yes, toast Sarette's bread.

''{Sarette raises a slice of bread.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Yay! I've been waiting to have that toast party for ages!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Toast party? The only party of yours anyone would want to go to is your funeral.</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' I get it! We traveled 992 years so you were waiting that long!

'''OFFSCREEN PERSON:''' NERD! HAHA!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Was that me?</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' Wait...you came from 2008, too? You know, that toaster must be really defective.

'''LIAME:''' Of coarse we came from 2008. Now, a montage of us trying to get into the ship 50 feat up!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You know, just because they used it on Homestar Runner doesn't mean it's great when anyone uses it.</blockquote>

''{Year 3000 by busted plays. Cut to inside the ship after the song is over}''

'''NEGATIVE:''' Okay, we have to go into the portal, and back to 2008.

''{They step in, but they are warped to 24 A.T (after time)}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' A.T.? You people belong A.T. a mental hospital.

<blockquote>''{Short pause}''<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't get it.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' At least we are still in the ship. Tally-ho!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Never say that again.</blockquote>

''{They jump into the portal again and land in 2008. Cut to Sarette, still in 24 A.T.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ...Great, just great. Now I'm stuck in 24 A.T.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Is being stuck in a made-up time a reason to talk to yourself?</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' ''{Yelling from outside the portal}'' THE PORTAL TO 2008 IS THERE STILL. JUMP IN, THE  MICROSCOPIC ELECTRICAL MEGABYTES ARE FINE!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' You know, you can just yell like a normal human.</blockquote>

'''NEGATIVE:''' ''{Other side of portal}'' NERD!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh, so that was you. I should've known.</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' FINE!

''{Sarette jumps into the portal, but ends up in 1264. An army of knights approach her.}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Are you kidding me?</blockquote>

'''KNIGHT:''' Halt, dark wizard! You have performed an act of witchcraft by utilizing teleportation! You shall be put to death!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Hooray!</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' Oh. Oh dear.

''{The knight takes off his mask and looks like... Liame?}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Um, yeah. You're not supposed to end a description with a question mark. It's stupid and confusing.</blockquote>

'''LIAME:''' Haha, tricked you. We were all in 2008 ever since we got in the portal!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' So, the entire episode was a waste of time? You are a sick, twisted fellow.</blockquote>

''{Laugh track is heard. It is Gasping People's brothers, Laughing People.}''

'''NEGATIVE:''' Okay, we hated Gasping People, but Laughing People? COME ON!

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Those so-called people hate you, too.</blockquote>

''{Credits play}''

<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' So... thoughts?<br>
'''NOXIGAR:''' I saw this already a long while back while reading through Lightning Guy's Everything You Know Is Wrong riff. LG ''can'' be funny, but only about a few of his jokes here registered as funny.</blockquote>