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[[User:Lex|YOUR PHONEY-BALONEY EMPEROR]] IS DENYING YOU ALL YOUR RIGHTS

YOUR RIGHTS TO GOOD, WHOLESOME, DELICIOUS FOOD MADE WITH TENDER LOVING CARE

AS WE SPEAK HE INFRINGES UPON YOUR RIGHT TO TRIPLE THICK MILKSHAKES AND FRESHLY CHOPPED FRENCH FRIES

OR HOW ABOUT LEAN BEEFY HAMBURGERS AND CHEESEBURGERS 

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOUR EMPEROR DESERVES TO REPAY YOU, THE PEOPLE,  

FOR ALL OF YOUR HARD WORK WITH DELICIOUS FOOD AND HIGH QUALITY SERVICE THAN HELP US TO BRING HIM DOWN AND BUILD AN EMPIRE ON DELICIOUS FOOD AND BEVERAGES MADE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE PARTAKE IN ONE OF OUR HAPPY MEALS WHICH COMES WITH A CHEESEBURGER SOFT DRINK AND FRIES-

ALL REGULAR SIZE-

FOR A MEAGER PENNY OR TWO

AND JOIN THE BATTLE TO WIN DELICIOUS FOOD MADE BY TRUSTING HANDS

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