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This is the page for all the jaro emails I may write while the purge is going on

Also for any emails anyone would like to send me

== Emails ==

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46. - [[/enslavement|<font color="yellow">Enslavement</font>]]<br>
45. - [[/virus|<font color=yellow>Virus</font>]]<br>
44. - [[/cheatball|<font color=yellow>Cheatball</font>]]<br>
43. - [[/clones|<font color=yellow>Clones</font>]]<br>
42½ - [[User:NachoMan/Jaro_Emails_Extra_Late_Christmas_Special|<font color=yellow>Christmas Special</font>]]<br>
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== Inbox ==

''Please send me emails I need them to write with thx''

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Jaro where is that scarf I bought you for Christmas<br>
Why don't you wear my presents Jaro<br>
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS<br>
- Doctor Gorton<br>
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DEAR BATEMAN
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I HAVE A RIDDLER FOR YOU
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Dear Jaro,<br/>
I woke up this morning to find that my hand has turned orange and is pulsating.<br/>
Is this bad, has this happened to you or anybody you know, and how can I remedy this?<br/>
-John B. Poorbt
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Jaro!<br/>
That Chorch guy is pretty suspicious. The other day, I saw him buying, like, 3 boxes of soda and some Mentos. The only conclusion I can make is that it's an assassination plot against either you or Grundy. I think you should spy on him.</font>
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<font color=yellow>Dear Jaro<br/>
Do you like board games make a board game about you and your friends please<br/>
thanks<br/>
Dinoshizzle
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Dear Jaro,<br/>
If babies come from the stork, where do stork babies come from?<br/>
- 7 years old
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You look like a slinky. Are you a slinky?
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<small>KITTY CATS ARE SO CUTE</small><br/>
YOU SHOULD GET A KITTY CAT<BR/>
<BIG>IT WOULD INCREASE YOUR RATINGS TENFOLD</BIG><BR/>
<BIG><BIG>KITTY CATS LIKE FISH</BIG></bIG><br/>
<BIG><BIG><BIG>FLUFFLY CATS</BIG></BIG></BIG><br/>
<BIG><BIG><BIG><BIG>KITTY CATS ARE SO CUTE</BIG></BIG></BIG></BIG>
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<div>RE: Balloons?</div>
Maybe.
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IN 3D
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Dear Jaro,<br/>
You have unsightly blemishes all over your face! Maybe you should take care of those. Zits, moles, birthmarks, caked-on mud &mdash; it's hideous!
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IT BEEN A NIGHT DAY'S HARD
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Greeting Jaro,<br/>
Inquiry or statement!/./? Further elaboration of previous sentence optional!/./?<br/>
Sign off,<br/>
Name
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Dear Grundy,<br/>
That Jaro guy sure is jerk, huh? I think you should probably boot him off the show and make it Grundy Emails.
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Dear Jaro,<br/>
That Grundy guy is just slowing you down! If it weren't for him, you could be world-famous by now! And the wealth... oh the wealth!
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Dear Chorch,<br/>
Those two idiots are always screwing you up, and now they're hating each other. Maybe you should run away why they're not looking? I'm sure you could be very successful.
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You guys should start a rock band!<br/>
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Yeah!
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Help me Jaro! I forgot how to count!
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Help me, Obi-wan Kajaro.
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<small><small><small>kitty cats</small></small></small>
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Have you ever been to Heaven? What is it like? What about Hell? 
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<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>Literature?</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
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Dear Jaro,<br/>
Hello! You sure are interesting. Would you like to come on my late-night interview show 2 days from now?<br/>
&mdash; HyphenBot 8.01.12
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do you ever just go on long car rides in the country and hope you pick up a hitchhiker and when and if you do MURDER THEM<br>
love strohm<br></font>
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Cowboys<br>
OR<br>
Indians<br>
PICK A SIDE<br>
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fly me 2 da mooooooooooon<br>
Ever been there?<br>
I heard it's nice<br>
But Venus is where the real tourist destinations are at.<br>
Check it out broski<br>
- Lex<br></font>
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Good news, everyone!<br>
I've just OH MY GOD<BR>
JESUS ATCHE CHRIST<BR>
GTFI AND ''QUICK''<br>
- Doc Dougie
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I'm on a boat and it's going fast<br>
and I'm the king of the world on a<br>
boat like Leo take your email show<br>
to a boat next email<br>
- Brooks<br></font>
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