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==About==
Albino annoys dot, as usual. Yvonne needs a new eardrum.<br>
'''CAST:''' Dot, Yvonne, Albino, Zorax (easter egg)<br>
'''SEETTING:''' Dot's front yard, Dot's kitchen.
==Transcript==
''{Cuts to the mail box. dot is wlking in, reading a flyer}''

'''DT:''' ''{to herself}'' Maybe Maloa should enter that. ''{puts down the flyer, takes out a letter}''

<blockquote class="Dot">
<div>Dear Dot,</div>
12</blockquote>

'''DOT:''' Looks like someone forgot to write this letter. Or, it is partially written in lemon juice! Time to bake this!

''{cutts to the kitchen. yvonne is there, unpackaging a new knife. she has bandages covering her left ear. dot walks in}''

'''DOT:''' I see your working on a Pablo Picasso costume.

'''YVONNE:''' This isn't a costume.

'''DOT:''' Then what happened?

'''YVONNE:''' Albino made me half deaf.

'''DOT:''' Anyways, mind if I bake this? ''{holds up the note}''

'''YVONNE:''' Whatever.

'''DOT:''' ''{opens the oven. he puts in the note}'' Now all we have to do is wait long enough so- ''{a black puff o smoke comes out of the oven.

'''YVONNE:''' The note burns?

'''DOT:''' Oops. ''{opens the oven. she takes out a blackened note. while the dear dot and 12 ar burt, "is a magic number. what will you do to support 12" is visible}'' Supporting 12?

'''YVONNE:''' For example, my eardrum is in 12 parts!

'''DOT:''' I now what twelve is! I just dont know what I'll do to support it! This message is even more nonsensical!

'''ALBINO:''' ''{walks in with a picket sign. there is a picture of twelve crossed out beans on it}'' Hello!

'''DOT:''' Why are you protesting beans?

'''ALBINO:''' I'm protesting twelve. Didn't you read that note?

'''DOT:''' Oh. I think the not evaporated.

'''ALBINO:''' What do you mean?

'''DOT:''' I baked the note.

'''ALBINO:''' Was the message written in lemon juice?

'''DOT:''' Yeah, why?

'''ALBINO:''' Yeah, you cooked it too long.

'''DOT:''' You told me how long to cook it!

'''ALBINO:''' I lied.

'''DOT:''' Why? You know I don't give up finding something out!

'''ALBINO:''' Because watching you panic is fun!

'''DOT:''' PANIC TIME! ''{kicks albino offscreen}''

'''YVONNE:''' Sometimes, I really want to do that.

'''DOT:''' Well, why not get a new leg?

'''YVONNE:''' I had just enough when albino made me need new eardrums.

'''DOT:''' Oh. That's sad.

'''ALBINO:''' SO WAS YOU ALMOST BREAKING MY SPINE THROUGH THAT WINDOW!

'''DOT:''' No it wasn't!

'''YVONNE:''' Hey, do you know that TDI's having a challange soon?

'''DOT:''' Oh. Gotta get back to the island! ''{runs offscreen}''

{{Dot paper}}
==Easter Eggs==
After 7 seconds, zorax walks onscreen. Albino is lodged in his hair.

'''ZORAX:''' I believe this is yours.
==Fun Facts==
*When baked, lemon juice will appear on paper.
*Ryan announced that a [[Total Drama Wiki Island]] challange would start up to three ddays after this email was made.