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==Summary==
Chaos, Cow Puncher, Ryan and Sam '''''The''''' Man have fun somehow.

'''Cast(In order of appearence}:''' Chaos, Ryan, Cow Puncher, Sam The Man, The Cheat.

'''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand

'''Computer:''' BELL 2999

'''Date:''' November 18, 2007

==Transcript==
'''CHAOS:''' I never seem, to have bad days, on my emai-ai-lll-s.

''{Types "Rune Dirge_Of_Cerberusffvii@hotmail.com/Email", Email appears onscreen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Chaos,<br />
We will be coming to your house!<br />
From,<br />
Ryan and Cow Puncher<br />
</blockquote>

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' Ok, guys. I'll just stay here, and wait for you guys, and turn to the right... 

''{Chaos turns to the right to see Cow Puncher and Ryan, making Chaos jump off of his chair and land perfectly.}''

'''CHAOS:''' GAH! I need to inform people to enter from the left side of the screen, where there's more room! Now, let's go to the Field, where we can find fun. ''{Walks offscreen with Ryan and Cow Puncher}''

''{Cuts to the field, Where Sam The Man is standing, with his eyes closed.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh. Hello. Well. What're you doing here, Sam?

''{Red text reading "Sam The Man" appears onscreen, and he wakes up, startled.}''

'''SAM THE MAN:''' Whoa! I was practicing standing up and sleeping at the same time. What're you guys doing?

'''CHAOS:''' We'-

'''COW PUNCHER:''' We're looking for fun!

'''RYAN:''' Funtime!

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Flatly}'' Yes. Yes we are.

'''SAM THE MAN:''' May I join you guys?

'''CHAOS:''' Of course.

''{The 4 head offscreen, and go to Bubs' Concession stand, where The Cheat is running the stand.}''

'''CHAOS:''' whazzup Cheat-se Wheel? Why're you here?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' You [[A Day In The Life/The Cheat|Took it from Bubs after you saved him?]]

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, right. The trial. I hope Jhonka gets his money from him.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Agreeing Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' Can youst spare a man and his comapny some '''''free''''' foodstuffs?

'''RYAN:''' Let me handle this. ''{Pushes Chaos out of the way, Then clears his throat and starts making Cheat noises.}'' 

''{The Cheat sends a wagon full of chips, soda, cookies, and cupcakes towards Chaos and his friends.}''

'''COW PUNCHER:''' What'd you say?

'''RYAN:''' I'd gladly pay him tuesday for junk food today.

'''SAM THE MAN & COW PUNCHER:''' Wow.

''{The three look at the wagon, to see that Chaos is carrying the wagon with his hands and flying away.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Try and catch me now Sucke-''{Hits tree}''

'''CHAOS:''' Ow.

''{Ryan and CP dash for the Wagon, whereas Sam Hops down a hole.}''

'''RYAN AND COW PUNCHER:''' Got it! 

''{Screen cuts to Chaos' house, with Chaos' nose in a cast adn everyone eating junk food.}''

'''CHAOS:''' well, at least we have the sweets!

'''RYAN:''' True that.

''{Cut to Cow Puncher, lying on the table with a distended stomach.}''

'''COW PUNCHER:''' Me ''{burps}'' too!

'''SAM THE MAN:''' Well, I guess I should go. I have [[samtheman.egg|my own emails to check!]] ''{disapears offscreen}''

'''CHAOS:''' Wow. He is magic.

'''COW PUNCHER:''' True ''{burps}'' that.

'''RYAN:''' Don't you have to wrap up the Email or something?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, you guys did Email me. But I have no way to wrap it up.

'''COW PUNCHER:''' Ohh. Well, ''{hiccups}'' than, maybe we should wait a while.

'''''THE END!'''''

==Fun Facts==

===Easter Eggs===
* After waiting for 15 seconds, dialogue continues:

'''CHAOS:''' Well, see you all next time folks!

'''RYAN:''' It took you 15 seconds to think that up?

'''COW:''' Whatever. I'm gonna go find Bell. Wait, first, MARK OF SPARTA!

''{Cow poofs}''

'''RYAN:''' You could've done that sooner, Chaos!

'''CHAOS:''' Mental block! Guh!

'''RYAN:''' Guh?!

'''CHAOS:''' ''{bobs head down}'' Let's just leave it at that.