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Hey HST! I see you joined the WUW! Welcome! [[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] 16:34, 5 April 2008 (MDT)
:Yeah, welcome, H*T! =D - Znex 16:40, 5 April 2008 (MDT)


Hey HST. Wanna help me with an Interactive idea? [[User:TheStick|TheStick]] 18:42, 11 April 2008 (MDT)
:SURE! --Homestar tiger
::What do you want it to be? You online? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 20:45, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::I will help you. Of course, good buddy. But I want to work on "The idiot's keeper" first. And I like your "Time's up" story. Even though I would never steal anything, unless It was from a bad guy and I needed some evidence for a case commited by said bad guy. --Homestar tiger
::::Okay. But is it okay if I correct your capitals? Oh, and maybe instead of an Interactive, how about a joint Fanfic? Like A Grundy in the kitchen? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 20:52, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::Maybe. But in Time's up, where did he get my fur and hat and shoe size ect.? I want more story! --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::Well, the "fur" was really synthetic. He framed you. The shoe size was on some sort of size indicator. I'll update it. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:29, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Oh... how is my story? --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:30, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I'll read it now. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:31, 22 May 2008 (UTC) P.S. IRC?
:::::::::Pretty good, but the explinations are a bit... I don't know. Its a good writing style, of your own. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:33, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Don't worry there will be more plot than explanation in the future... what should we do now? --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:35, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Make a fanfic? Write a novella? Make a game? IRC? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:37, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::I vote for let's both work on our fanfictions. --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:39, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Okay. Let's do it! {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:40, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Pretty good. I'm waiting for the next installment! {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:17, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:Another one!? I'm-a taking a break, but I'll give you a hint to the plot. --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 22:19, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::That's okay. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:23, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Alright, Home-T! You made it to the pwawty!

God, I'm slow on the uptake. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 05:47, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

==Lol, check it out. ...again==

[[Image:Iorimecium.PNG]]

It's Iorimecium!

--[[User:Patrick|Patrick]] 05:01, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
:Tee hee! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 13:56, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

== GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT  ==

WORK ON IT. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:01, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:You-you mean you WANT to read my story? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::Yes. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:19, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I sure as heck do. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::'''SPOILER WARNIN'''' Do you like the read, or do you just wanna see me get thrown in jail? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:03, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::I wanna read it. BADLY. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::Here's the problem- I'm lazy. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:06, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::For now, could You read the new chapter of [[The Idiot's Keeper]]? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:01, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

== Don't bother arguing. ==

Don't bother to argue against TheCheese. Bluebry will defiantly defend him, Nachoman will give you a comeback and The Noid will say something funny that is towards you. Actually I don't know. I'm not in their clique. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 06:18, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:aw man now i feel like a bully
:im sorry i just reallllllly like doggie [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 12:13, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::Guhhh... Look. TheCheese, you can use doggie as much as you like. Just... make it a size of 50px from now on, m'kay? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:03, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::FIFTAH PEE EX OH WOW DEWD THAT'S TINY [[Image:Dog.jpg|50px]] [[Special:Contributions/58.96.37.85|58.96.37.85]] 02:32, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
::::lol clique

::::i only defend it when it's fine. on thecheese's userspace and fanstuff only. if it's anywhere else go ahead and unsize it, i'm fine with it. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:36, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Gmod ==

I'm on. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:31, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I have that good picture of you that you seem to be looking for.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:GIMME GIMME GIMME!! Please? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:24, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
::I'll get it.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 20:35, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Image:Homestar Tiger 2.PNG]] this it?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:13, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
::::YOU DID IT KIRBYCHU!! YOU FOUND ME! I swear as long as I am a H*R fan, I will pay you back, someday! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:16, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

== Congrats! ==
You won first place in [[The Homestar Award]]! {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 00:31, 4 November 2008 (UTC) <gallery>Image:Hr_award_3.png|You won!</gallery>

== Anti-Pesto ==

Couldn't you restart Anti-Pesto on this wiki? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 00:49, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

== H*T and Iori Episodes ==

Should we do them again? {{User:Patrick/sig}} 21:41, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Let's do it! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:41, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Whoa, that was pretty dang fast... What should we do? {{User:Patrick/sig}} 21:42, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Woah. You got me. Do you have any ideas? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:44, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Well, we would continue the episode that was in progress until the HRFWiki purged, but it isn't on my compy. So... no, no ideas. Do you have that episode saved on your compy? {{User:Patrick/sig}} 21:50, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::No... wait! I got it! Christmas episode!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:58, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey, because this is the '''Wiki User''' Wiki, and this involves a wiki user, couldn't you make this an official fanstuff? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:11, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:...Nah. Maybe... {{User:Patrick/sig}} 22:14, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::But we already have a website! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:15, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Maybe you should put the link on your userpage. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:16, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
{{YouTube|50IgzksUqpQ}}

--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:01, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

=== Episode ===

''{Cut to the road. The whole place is covered in snow. The Orange Ram drives by. Cut to the inside of the ram, where Iori and Homestar tiger are singing happily and wearing santa hats.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER and IORI:''' ''{In unison}'' Riding down the mountain! On a pair of broken skis! Going really fast! Running into trees!

'''IORI:''' That was exactly what I did once!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You rode on a pair of broken skis? Why didn't you ask for not-broken ones?

'''IORI:''' I accidentally broke the skis... I also crashed my Cerbera into a mountain. In fact, there it is. ''{Iori points ahead to a mountain where the Cerbera is crashed}'' But I ''did'' rent a silver TVR Chimaera.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh... Welp, TO DA MALL! ''{Floors it}''

''{They stop in front of the mall. They get out and run inside.}''

'''IORI:''' What are we doing in the mall?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Buying presents. Duh.

'''IORI:''' Who are we buying them for?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I have a list.

'''IORI:''' I also have a list! ''{takes out list}'' Um... You, the H*R cast, Patrick, and some people from another series I'm in.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Right. Let's get rockin'! ''{Runs inside with Iori.}''

''{Unfortunately, a large crowd of people are rushing through, making it impossible to get by.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Aw, mother nutters. What now?

'''IORI:''' Don't worry! I learned this trick from Patrick! ''{takes out a shotgun and shoots the floor; the large crowd of people scream and run away}'' There we go.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{runs away and takes a mall security cart, and drives up. Iori hops on, and they drive through the mall.}'' HIII HOOO GEERRONNIMOOO!

'''IORI:''' Okay, what to get for Patrick... definatley something car related.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' We should probably go the the electronics store. They have a good gift for everyone!

''{Homestar tiger parks the cart by The Duller Image. He chains it to a wall.}''

'''IORI:''' The Duller Image? That's a wierd name for a store.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Your point is?

'''IORI:''' Nothing, I'm just saying it's a wierd name.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Let's go. ''{They walk in and come out with shiny things.}''

''{They hop in the security cart. Iori drives this time.}''

'''IORI:''' Meh, this is no Cerbera. Where to next, Tiger Woods?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Hits Iori with golf club}'' You decide.

<!-- Write down a few names that Iori would by presents for. -->
<!-- H*T(you), ...Homestar? Like, who in particular? -->
<!-- Friends, Friend's Relatives, Friend's Friends, made-up people... -->
<!-- Ok... H*T(you), Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Patrick(me), Kano, Emerl, Gemerl, Dalek, etc. The last 4 characters are from another series that Iori's in. -->
<!-- And some people on my list are TheStick, Homestar cub, Homestar cheetah, Shwoo, TheDenzel and Green Gelert. -->

'''IORI:''' Ow! Why'd you hit me?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Comic relief. now DRIVE!

'''IORI:''' Ok, ok! ...Where to?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You decide!!

'''IORI:''' Ok... a toy store?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Okay. That's good. Now let's go.

<!-- Patrick, i'm kinda in a rush. It's almost my bedtime. -->
<!-- Okay. So should we stop? -->
<!-- NO! -->
<!-- Ok! -->

''{Iori drives to a nearby toy store.}''

''{Homestar tiger opens his mouth. He vacuums up toys right from the shelves and they go right into his mouth. He throws $100 into the store.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'm a shopping bag! Now, to the clothing store!!

'''IORI:''' Okay! ''{Iori drives to a clothing store}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Runs in, comes out wearing tons of sweaters n' stuff}'' Let's get rocking!

<!-- Don't go anywhere in particular, just drive along. -->

'''IORI:''' Where will we be rocking?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Good idea. Let's go to the music st-uh oh.

''{A large horde of security guards is chasing after Homestar tiger and Iori.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I don't think security is too happy that we took their cart...

'''IORI:''' Oh, crap! Cart, turn invisible! ...Turn invisible! Turn invisible already! Sorry, that's all I can do.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Let's try my plan. FLOOR IT!

'''IORI:''' I like that idea! ''{Speeds up}''
<!-- mind if I...? -->
<!-- Nope. -->

'''IORI:''' Like I said, it's no Cerbera.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Why do you like those things?

'''IORI:''' Oh! That's easy! Because-

''{The cart hits a bench, and Iori and Homestar tiger are flung out of the cart, tossed out the door, and they hit the Ram.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wow! Painful AND convenient!

'''IORI:''' ...Anyway, I like the Cerbera because- ''{interupted}''

''{A horde of guards crash out the doors.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' QUICK! INTO THE RAM!

'''IORI:''' You drive!

''{Iori and H*T get into the Ram}''

'''IORI:''' Anyway, I like- ''{interupted}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Truck squeals and takes off}'' What were you saying?

'''IORI:''' Oh, forget it!

''{Back at the house...}''

'''IORI:''' ''{thinking}'' Ok, I'll try this one more time. ''{out loud, quickley}'' I like Cerberas because I like British cars. ...Did it work?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Okay, you can stop. Now keep wrapping presents!

''{Cut to the living room. Iori is surrounded by wrapping paper and tape, and Homestar tiger is decorating the tree.}''

'''IORI:''' You wanna know something funny?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' What?

'''IORI:''' This episode takes place in December, when it's being made in November!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Throws ornament at Iori}''

'''IORI:''' Ow! What was that for?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Stop stating the obvious!

'''IORI:''' Do I get a gold medal?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Throws another ornament}''

'''IORI:''' ''{dodges}'' Patrick usually gives me gold medals for pointing out the obvious. I have lots of them, but I'll never have as much as Obvious Lee.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Are you gonna wrap presents, or keep moving your mouth?

<!-- Could you help me here? [ Gran Turismo: The Interactive/Homestar tiger's Garage/car1 ] I need you to fill in the ???s. -->
<!-- Alright. -->

'''IORI:''' I'm on it! ''{starts wrapping presents}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Placing ornaments}'' A gold ball, a blue ball, a dog in a mailbox, a plumber Santa eating cookies, a fire on a stick, a red ball... Wait, FIRE? ''{Blows out fire}'' Phew. ''{Continues}''

'''IORI:''' Fire?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Where did that come from? <!-- Thanks, man. -->

''{pan to a window; Bart Simpson is looking in. He runs away}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Writing in a notebook}'' People... to... kill... Bart... Simpson. ''{Closes and resumes decorating}''

'''IORI:''' I'm surprised that ''I'm'' not on that list yet.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Dude, I saved you from Pizza Face. Why would I kill you?

'''IORI:''' ...Because I ate all of your cheese.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Now I'm feeling tempted.

'''IORI:''' It was gorgonzola cheese, too.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Now incredibly tempted, but no. And stop trying to get me to kill you. <!-- I'm serious. -->

'''IORI:''' I'm not!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{pauses, and decides to ignore it and keep decorating.}''

'''IORI:''' ...Aaaand I- ''{interrupted}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WILL YOU WRAP THE %#$?@*&! PRESENTS!?

'''IORI:''' ''{covers his ears}'' Aah, my $%^&@%@ ears! Oh, the $!&*(^% humanity!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Pulls out notebook}'' Ioooo... rrriii.

'''IORI:''' What what what?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That's it. You've annoyed me into putting you on my kill list.

'''IORI:''' What did I do?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You annoyed me. But don't worry, I won't kill you. You'll be dead by then. <!-- Can we finish wrapping and decorating? I wanna get started on the santa trap. -->

'''IORI:''' ...But that means you'll kill me. ''{continues wrapping presents}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Iori, just shut up already. ''{Continues decorating tree.}''

''{LATER...}''

'''IORI:''' Santa traps, eh?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yep. Should we try and only get the bag, or just capture the fat guy himself?

'''IORI:''' What?!? Why do we need to capture Santa?!?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' More toys.

'''IORI:''' And also, I thought you ment "Santa Traps" as in "Santa-Themed Bear Traps". I got three sizes of them: Santa Junior, ''{takes out a green and red bear trap}'' Chris Cringle, ''{takes out a bigger one}'' and Big Ol' Saint Nick. ''{takes out a much bigger one}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Pulls out giant mousetrap}'' Let's just use this thing.

'''IORI:''' Why do we have to hurt Santa?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Good point. ''{Places fishing rod over the mantle and attaches a lever, so that when santa comes in, he lowers the hook, and when he goes back up the chimmney, the bag is ripped open by the hook and all the presents come out.}''

'''IORI:''' You fiend! Don't you care about other people getting their presents?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Don't worry. Santa organizes his list from smartest to stupidest!

'''IORI:''' ...And what about those other stupid people?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Anyone who's stupider than us doesn't deserve presents.

'''IORI:''' That's kinda mean, don't you think?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Either that, or we put sleeping pills in his cookies.

'''IORI:''' ''{Pause}'' Fishing hook idea is good. ...But what if we get toys we don't even want?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' We sell them!

'''IORI:''' Okay...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' TO THE BEDS!

'''IORI:''' Okay.

''{Later that night...}''

'''IORI:''' Are you sure he's coming, H*T?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Sputtering and drooling}'' I-I think I'm turning into a squirrel... ZZZ

''{Homestar tiger sprays drool like a sprinkler across the room onto Iori.}''

'''IORI:''' Eeeeww, drool!

''{Homestar tiger's buzzer on his hat spins left (Like a faucet) and more drool sprays. Iori closes the faucet}'' <!-- Close the faucet -->

'''IORI:''' There you go, ya faucet face.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Poots}''

'''IORI:''' You've got to be kidding.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Waking up}'' HOLY CRAP, IT'S CHRISTMAS! IT'S CHRIS- Oh, it's only 1:00. Back to sleepies. ''{Falls asleep, drools and poots}''

'''IORI:''' ''{annoyed}'' I am going to hurt you.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Wakes up, gets shotgun to protect self, falls asleep again.}''

'''IORI:''' I can't take it anymore! ''{jumps out of window}''

''{...right into the snowdrift.}''

'''IORI:''' AAAAAAAAHHH! So cold! I'm going to freeze to death! Help me, H*T! ''{H*T is still asleep}'' ...Please?

''{A winch picks up Iori. It lifts him up and throws him back into the room and into the bed. Iori goes back to sleep.}''

''{The next morning, Iori wakes up and looks at his wall. He screams because there are shotgun bullet holes in his wall.}''

'''IORI:''' What the....?!?!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Sorry, I accidentally pulled the trigger when you hopped out of the window.

''{Both are silent for a few seconds.}'' <!-- Both Iori and H*T have forgotten it's Christmas. -->

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Are we forgetting something?

'''IORI:''' I don't know.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' LAST ONE TO THE KITCHEN IS IORI!

<!-- Note: they'll have to go through the living room (That place has presents) to go to the kitchen. -->

'''IORI:''' ''{races H*T to the kitchen through the living room, notices tree}'' Wow, that tree has boxes under it.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wait, boxes? Hey... <big>'''OHMIGOSH IT'S CHRISTMAS!!'''</big>

'''IORI:''' Yay!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Takes a box, rips it open.}'' Yay! A Trampoline!

'''IORI:''' ''{Takes a box, rips it open}'' Excelent! A TVR Speed 12 toy!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I got a Portal Gun!

'''IORI:''' The cake is a lie!

''{A few more minutes into the ripping (Still plenty of presents!!)....}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Rips open another present}'' Aww, man! Another lit stick of dynamite? I hate these things! ''{Throws stick into a larger dynamite pile.}''

'''IORI:''' Who sends us these? Strong Bad?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I bet you top dollar. And santa didn't bring a lot this year. ''{kicks tree}''

''{The tree shakes. Homestar tiger and Iori try to run, but are crushed by a sudden onslaught of more christmas presents.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Ow.

'''IORI:''' More presents? Yay!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I got a box of taffy! ''{Takes box, dumps taffy out, puts box in mouth.}'' I know I'm doing something wrong here...

'''IORI:''' Like what?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Swallow}'' I forgot. Nevermind.

'''IORI:''' Hey, what's that outside the window?

''{there is a TVR Cerbera outside with a Christmas bow on it}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Someone got lucky. That looks so cool and-oh my, it's even got a snow force field!

==Homestar stuff?==
Can I continue Airstar Emails on here, or is it not allowed to have Homestar stuff?-[[User:MikeControl|MikeControl]] 18:52, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:You can, but it must include a Wiki User. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 18:53, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Anti-Pesto Control ==

Shouldn't you start the interactive? Can I help make it? Can I start an Anti-Pesto Control fanfic? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 01:07, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, yes, yes. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:56, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

== look ==
at [[Draw It!#Homestar Tiger|Draw It!]] {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 15:15, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

==Just so you know...==
The next Wallace & Gromit (A matter of loaf and death) is AWESOME! If you want, I'll give you spoilers. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:NONONONONO! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:09, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
::Well, Wallace nearly dies of a bomb, but his trousers are filled with dough. :/ {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::YOU CHOCOBRAIN, I SAID '''''<big>NO!</big>''''' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:12, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey ==

I hope you don't mind me responding to your PM here. Thought you might get it faster. You can talk to me any time. I'm on the fanstuff wiki forum a lot, among other places. No, I didn't see your poetry. Where is it? I don't know much about poetry, though.

I read the rest of your story. It's pretty good. I can see a definite improvement in your writing as it goes on. I guess chapter seven isn't finished yet? It's a bit short.

Have you seen a Matter of Loaf And Death yet? It aired here on the fifth, it was really good. I've been a fan of Wallace and Gromit since I was seven. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 07:14, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:OMIGAWDSHWOOEDITED {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 07:15, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
::Well, go back onto FanFiction.net, and go to The Weighted Companion Cube's Life and Death. Look up Portal Test Chamber 17 to figure out what's going on.

Yes, I was editing from my 8th grade middle school, so I had to cut it short.

I wish I could know where Loaf and Death. Wait, you're a W&G fan, too? Sweet! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 14:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:I gave you spoilers. MORE: Poodle? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Strong Intelligent, STOP IT! I SAID <big><big>'''''DON'T'''''</big></big> GIVE ME SPOILERS! GOSH! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Wow, full name. Are you angry? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::''YES, I'M ANGRY!'' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:11, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Oh. Sorry then :( {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
Okay, I've read your poem now. Like I said, I don't know much about poetry, but I liked it. You should keep writing, you're quite good at it for your age. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 11:27, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== New Years ==

We are back on LIVE!

== Your unofficial [[Achievements|Achievement]] ==

How would one go about tracking such things? What page would it be put on? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== hey joe ==

when are you going to stop being anti-homosexual -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:57, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:I'M STRAIGHT! Dang it, Nacho! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::anti-homosexual
::against homosexuals
::as in youre being homophobic :grad: [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm not a homo! If I was, [[The Idiot's Keeper|would I have wrote this!?]] --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay, seriously. Stop. Now. You don't understand what we're saying. You're acting like homosexuality is a joke and a bad thing, and it's offensive. Please, stop.  -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:09, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:Who? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:10, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::You. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:10, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::''{Mad}'' Okay, fine. Someone's gonna get seriously damaged in the next minute, and that someone's gonna be the closest person to me. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:12, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:You have no idea how action in curly brackets I am right now.

:IM SERIOUS {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::Saywhatnow? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::stop hatin on the gay folk y'hear {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:18, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::::<big><big><big><big>'''''OKAY! FINE!! GET OFF MY BACK!!!'''''</big></big></big></big> --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:20, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:that's what he said lol {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:30, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::hey oh [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 23:31, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::That's it. You've reached my last nerve. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:36, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

== Tolerance hammer and all that ==

Hey there Homestar tiger. I've noticed that you've recently asked users to [[User talk:TheCheese#i was bored|"stop this homosexuality".]] You may not know this, but we do have several prominent LGBT users on this wiki (names not mentioned) and as such we usually take a permissive attitude towards homosexuality as we do towards heterosexuality. Most of it is usually done in jest anyway, and in a manner that does not affect you. So as a sysop, it is my responsibility to ask you to be more respectful towards other users in your posts. Thank you. [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 23:37, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:There's only one thing I can say. [[FUNTIME WITH JICEM|Deja vu.]] {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:43, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::it's fun to troll people and right on the mu brofist {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

==Orangeade?==
If it's fanta:

HIGH-FIVE BROTHA! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Actually, I don't like the Fanta kinda. It goes up my nose, I can't breathe, and for a split second, I nearly die! I like the Lemonade-type orangeade. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:59, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::THEN YOU SUCK

::The nose bubbles are the best part though :( {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::...I prefer the strawberry kind. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:02, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Britian don't sell it. The again you don't get Yorkshire pudding. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}} 20:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::I never get nose bubbles. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::Strong Intelligent, stop insulting everybody. Fanta's okay then. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:04, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I DID NOTHING

:::::::Really though, where did I insult someone? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::Your second comment in this section. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::J-O-K-E<strike>-R</strike> That's probably my second main social problem, the first being not asking anyone about themselves ever. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::Do you like chips, which normal people in my country call french fries? {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:18, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Nope. I also hate fish, and vinegar. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::::I like Fish and Chips and Vinegar! But I do like a good game of Cricket once in a while! And when I am done, I like to have some Tea! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:46, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Now you're just making fun of me. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:50, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::um how {{I}} {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:56, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::JCM, not as much as the others make fun of you. BTW, I was making fun of the Steryotypes if anything else. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:00, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::Poor JCM. Anyways, Seph, didya see the new Gmod images I made? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

==Steam==
Where and how do I download it? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Steam Website! Follow Instructions! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:12, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks for telling me where "Steam Website" is. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::http://steampowered.com I don't think you told him the URL, Homestar tiger. Make sure to join the HRWiki group {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:18, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Uh...sure. I'll sign up tomorrow afternoon, seeing as right now I'm wery tired. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==Sega, Nintendo and Microsoft characters==
WHere do I download them? I have an idea. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:[http://www.garrysmod.org] {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:26, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::Now what? I downloaded it, so is it automatically in my g-mod? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Yeah, it will be in either NPC or ragdoll. I suggest ragdoll because NPCs usually move and you have to time this shots. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:32, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::::I hope ragdoll. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::With NPC's it comes with a ragdoll too. You just need to find them. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:36, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:02, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

==We need to make==
Half-life and L4D songs too.

Again, Half-life together

L4D on my own (because you've done TF2) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Ah, the Dustbowl song? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:39, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah. But anyway, how's it sound? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Aye aye, craptian! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:43, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::"Free, Gordon Freeman!" "Been spending most my life livin' in a headcrabs paradise" "HEADCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::I like that last one.
:::::What player model do you have? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:50, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Zombine {{well}} {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== A NEW MESSAGE ==

Here ya go! ...Errr, so... hows it going? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:Pretty good. I like new messages. They're kinda like the jolt from coffee. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:22, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
::I know. I really like that orange message box for some reason... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== A long time ago in the future... ==

...There are seven gens of users: The fathead fivies, caused by a sports fan infusion, the sexy sixies, which are all hot girls, and the sayonara sevenies, who are all Japanese in some origin and/or weeaboo. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 02:41, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:Ahh, that's the Homfrog we all know<strike> and love</strike>. You expect this to happen sometime soon? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:25, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::dude im stoked for that 6th gen {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:29, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:::...and that's the TheCheese we know and most of us love. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:57, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::::...Then there's the epileptic eighters, who can't take flashing images (Why are they on the internet then?) and sign a petition to ban any kind of animation from the internet to the US government. They fail. NOW WITNESS THE FAILURE! SPECIAL LEVEL! Lols. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:18, 11 February 2009 (UTC) P.S: Wait why don't you love me?
:::::P.S.: Because that would sound creepity! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:40, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::The nitty Nineys, with headlice. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::I believes you mean naughty Nineys with headcrabs. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:21, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::YOU ARE A COMBINE SOLDIER WITH A HEADCRAB SO YOU ARE A ZOMBINE! ''{Gets out crowbar}'' ''{'''CRACK'''}'' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:39, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

== I just got Steam. ==

My account is Fenri Lunaedge, and I'm trying to download a GMod 10 torrent. I also figured out one of my pals at school has Gmod. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:52, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
:Awesome! My Steam account is grundyomatic. I will see you in Geemawd. Maybe we can build something. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:49, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

== Anti-Pesto Control ==

You wanted a new message? Want to work on Anti-Pesto Control? Some story like A Grundy in the Kitchen? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 00:52, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

== The Big Spin ==

It's started. --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 02:13, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Okay... when are we gonna play Hidden Number? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It's your turn. --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 15:11, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
::Your turn again... --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 04:35, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

==im a month late==
A month ago you gave a message telling us you got TF2 and to "Cry summore!"

<big><big><s>'''WELCOME TO 2007'''</s></big></big> {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Gasp! ==

I can put my leg behind my head too! {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:58, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, d'you guys have dyspraxia? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::... I don't know. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:22, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's called "Double-Jointedness." That means we're more flexible than you. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::So, me and Homestar Tiger apparently have 2 joints. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:29, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::No, it means like our elbows, knees, wrists and things like that are able to bend without hurting as much. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:30, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::double-jointedness has been proven to not exist

:::::::you, lemon and i all have dyspraxia {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::um what i clearly have two joints in my left thumb and my muscles can shift my thumb's bones from joint to joint {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::::::::I can bend all of my fingers to the back of my hand (Not like a fist)!  {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:00, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

== New possible character? ==

In this comic I'm drawing during school (I can't scan it) I gave you a pet Firefox in one episode. If I redraw it in Powerpoint, could it possibly be a character? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:46, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, yes it could!! Good luck! It looks very complex. Try using orange-to-yellow gradients on equilateral triangles for the burning tail.
::Mmhmm. Got it! One Firefox coming up! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:58, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Excellent! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:02, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
::::[[Image:FireFoxforHST.PNG]] I hope I got it right. At least...that's my concept of a Firefox. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:13, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

== I just saw this commercial on TV.  ==

{{YouTube|1b-4q3Mez7w}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:40, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:Doot do do doo do do do! Duh dum dum! (I wonder how long it took to make that commercial.) --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:26, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::They probably made it whilst working A Matter of Loaf an Death. (ALSO SPOILERS) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::{{YouTube|gfG2ZujlIZU}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:09, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

== You like Jerk it Out? ==

YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Sweet. "We can't stop now, it's already begun..." --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:25, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::YOU FEEL IT RUNNING THROUGH YOUR BONES CAN YOU JERK IT OUT ORGAN SOUNDS {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Yep. I loved listening to it on SSX3. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:28, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I loved listening to it on strange shampoo ads. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==Pointing out===
I wouldn't really call G-Mod a game. More a...toolset thing. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Well, I guess so... --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:57, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

== powerpoint ==

where can i get powerpoint? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 20:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
:In any Windows system. But for Vista and newer XP systems, you have to pay for the 2007 version. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

== HAPPY BIRTHDAY ==

HAVE A... THINGY. ...A fun thingy! -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== Happy 12th Birthday, Homestar Tiger! ==

Hope this year ushers in a new era of maturity for you!

Wishing you the best of luck in being twelve,
{{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:I was twelve 13 days ago

:WHY DID NO-ONE REMEMBER {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Dumpkoffs!

I'm Fourteen today! 14! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

== Hello ==

Please do not abuse the block function. Vindicator did that and look what happened to him! -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:20, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
:Oh. Okay then. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:58, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

== Plagarist! ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y009oQEa8d8&feature=related - You plagarist >:0

I thought you were cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Um, why were you looking for Team Fortress videos anyway? {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:18, 15 October 2009 (UTC)
::because HEAVY IS FAD

::And maybe I like Team Fortress?????? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== HOMESTAR TIGER! ==

*hugs* [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]
:I've run out of places to escape to, so I decided to come back. And to be honest, it's good to be back. I am Homestar Dashell Tiger. And that's who I love to be.

:...Squeezin' me a little tight there, friend. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:14, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh sorry. -stops- Whats been up? [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

Well, ever since I left, my life has been going downhill. I've became tired, bored, depressed. In my first 9 weeks of high school, I've been very lonely. I got two As and two Cs on my report card. I embraced my natural Tetris skills and became a master. I've been writing stories and playing online. One of my computers got stolen, and I've ben left with my small blue computer. I decided to come back to fight my depression... and it's working. <i>{Smiles}</i> --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:45, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Well, good choice! You might also know that the mods are hard at work putting the Fanstuff Wiki back together and they have got Alot of the pages back up. I will be expecting it back up by Decemberween! :D [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

:We'll all be home for Christmas! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:52, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

::YAY!!! I love Decemberween! Also, I have TF2 now! My steam ID: Global Warming. Just don't leave us again and go depressio again! Best wishes: [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie!]]
:::Yeeeeeah, about that... The computer I play Team Fortress 2 on is the one that got stolen... Sorry... --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:43, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

== Wait a sec... ==

You're starting high school?! Never realized you're that old! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:02, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
:Already started. Two As, two Cs. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 01:54, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
::Nice! So...you're a freshie. >:D Nah...not gonna hurt ya. I had a few A's and a few B's. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:16, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
:::I started high school this year, too. So far I have 5 As and one B. However, I just need a few points to bring that B up so I have my fingers crossed. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:37, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
::::All my teachers think I'm the best behaved student. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:06, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::i'm in what i think is the eqivelant of middle school and get the highest possible marks so uh yeah {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::Nobody cares about what you think. <small><small><small>I'm back and meaner than ever!</small></small></small> --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:33, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

== ANGST ==

ANGST {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:DRAMA {{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}
::toast -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:12, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

== GARSP ==

Hey! Do you remember me at all? Care to catch up on Skype or Steam if you have one? {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:04, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
:did you forget about me?--[[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]] 17:56, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
::''SHIT got spotted'' Hey, guys. Just decided to make my Userpage a little less... Pissy. And no, I don't quite remember you, Prohibit. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 08:54, 24 February 2014 (UTC)