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== hey grandmaster Lex ==

You still doing Space-Aged Stupidity?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh yeah, It'll be good if we start working on it again. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:11, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::I must admit though, the current episode is getting quite off topic. There are at least 3 sub-plots going on at the same time, and none of them show any sign of ending soon. There's Ryan-X trying to rescue his Neoptr, The robots trying to spy on and recover the ship, and the Beat-em-ups trying to get the concert going. Any idea on how to fix this? because all I can think of is to delete everything that has occured since the crew arrived on the spacemarine.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:34, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Well the thing is, that Chaos and I acknowledged this, and we've been trying to remove some of the unnecessary elements, like the scenes with Captcha and Skeet West and what not. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:43, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Since we're on the topic of Space-Aged Stupidity, I had an idea for a spin-off "movie" for Space-Aged Stupidity if you're interested.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 15:41, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:Tell me more. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:40, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::Well a basic summary is that 50 years after the Show Captain Seph disbands the crew and birngs the ship to a special ship graveyard, but because all of the ship's robots were designed only to be used on the ship, they had to be shut down with it. Then 100 years later Seph returns to the now dilapidated ship, where he accidentally re-starts the systems and causes the robots to all wake up. They then take control of the ruined ship and trap Seph inside. So Seph needs to figur out a way out of the destroyed Leviathan X as the ship's bot attempt to take revenge.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:34, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I also have a longer, cheeser summary on my computer I wrote up during my absence. If you want to read it then I'll post it somewhere.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:03, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I kinda like that idea. Quite original. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:40, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Would you like me to make a page for the longer,cheesier version of the summary? And in case you're wondering, I came up with the name "Space-Aged Catastrophe" as a tentative title.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:49, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
You seem rather pleased with my basic overview of Space-Aged Catastrophe. But is there anything you would like to alter/change/remove/add to what I've done? This is your series and I've reached about what I'm comfortable doing without consent from you.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:04, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:Frankly, wouldn't change much.. But perhaps.. Sephiroth could get atleast one of the robots on his side halfway through? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:09, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. If I remember, GR-01 seems to be the closest robot friend to Sephiroth in the show, so maybe he can be it.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:17, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::But yes.. It's a brilliant idea, and I love it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:44, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Shall we attempt to gather the crew and begin work on a final?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 17:49, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Sure. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:55, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::Should it have it's own page or be a sub-page of the show?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:36, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::...It's own page. I'm emperor, so I'll automatically get away with it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

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Considering current situations between authors, we can assume most of all of the subplots dead, so we can finally remove them. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE EMPEROR ==

APPARENTLY I'M A DESCENDANT OF EMPEROR CHARLEMAGNE

THIS MEANS I HAVE EMPEROR BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS


MEANING THAT I'M MORE OF AN EMPEROR THAN I WAS PREVIOUSLY

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR LEX {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:27, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
:isn't like almost everybody in britain a descendant of charlemagne

:or was that somebody else {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:06, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::european so that probably means most of you guys too but i'm an emperor so it just makes me more special {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:09, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

== Now that Space Aged Catastrophe is in development... ==

I was wondering how you would like to actually work on writing the chapters. I could think of 2 methods that would work, and I would like to know what method you would prefer, or if you have a better idea on how to write the story.

*Multiple writers - We all work as a group, coming up with basic ideas that could happen in a specific chapter, then we go and write the chapter, each acting as our own characters. This would be similar to how we normally do Space-Aged Stupidity episodes.
*Multiple developers, Single writer - We work as a group to develop ideas, plot twists, and parts of the story, then one writer goes and writes a chapter based on what was discussed. Then the group goes in and critiques the work, changing what they think needs alteration.

Again, these are just ideas on how we could do this. If you have a better idea, feel free to say so and we can go with that. You're the emperor and the owner of Space-Aged Stupidity, so it's your call.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:58, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:While I must say, the first option is the most fun, it's also the most organised and it usually ends up making a mess.. I'd have to go with the second one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:55, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::"It's usually the most organised and it usually ends up making a mess" er... what?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 17:04, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Sorry, I meant least. I was listening to heavy metal versions of Britney Spears songs at the time. I wasn't thinking straight. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:39, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::How about we combine both methods? We put together everything first, then write. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
That's kinda what I was thinking after I posted this. We all work on ideas, lines, plots, and pretty much everything that will go into a chapter, then one person just goes and puts it all together as a final. Then the others come in and add or change anything that needs it. Or something along those lines. So it's like multiple writers, and one "assembler" who just puts everything together.

Or maybe your idea is nothing like this and I'm just making dumb assumptions like a usually do.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:52, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:Actually I like that one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:42, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

I just wanna say

Have any of you every heard of jumping the shark {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:hey si

have you ever heard of shut your goddamn mouth {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:08, 1 August 2010 (UTC)
:YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::hey si

have you ever heard of shut your goddamn mouth {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 12:43, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
:so now that we've finalized how we're gonna do this, shall we begin writing the prologue?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:00, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

== Okay, time for my fancy title ==

As of this day, I am... HARUHI MAN! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
...sure {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:13, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

== Speaking of the existence of your empire... ==

Your highness, in my personal opinion, I think you could consider perhaps expanding your empire. I've heard of this one land known as... Oh, what was it... Hashwuw. I believe it's bordering your land. In fact, I think the Northern Gate leads there. And they seem to be rather welcoming. I think you would be able to conquer their territory, if you so wish. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:00, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
:Haruhi Man APPROVES! I'd suggest we take over Molassia, but... -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Great idea, Zar-.... Bell. The larger my mighty empire is, the better. And Dodor-... Badst-.. Haruhi Man, some people already tried doing that.. They failed. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:08, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

==WILL WE RISE UP==

WE WILL NOT CONFORM

WE WILL REBEL -THE WARRIOR
:You and what army? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:44, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

==Hey==
This is my wiki now, please don't revert my bans or I'll have to destroy some shiz {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:06, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
:i'm sorry mazza {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:20, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

== Consequences will never be the same  ==

Because you back traced it? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:49, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:you dun goof'd {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:48, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

== I should not have to tell you this, ==

but you are an enemy of the Glorious Republic. We will neither allow nor tolerate your ideals, and we will not let you push us around, regardless if you were planning to. We will not rest until our enemies are at our feet, weeping for forgiveness!

Or as we say in the Glorious Republic, ''¡Puedo probar sangre!'' {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:31, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

:what is this, star wars? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:00, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

== Quick, ==

We at the Regiment are ever vigilant and gearing to take down these ne'er-do-wells with delicious food at affordable prices

we must unite to bring down the enemy and give everyone food. 

War, my friend, is at hand. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:34, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:Indeed. I too, have made this observation. We must put aside our differences and ally with each other to take down the true enemy. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:37, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::Agreed. Triple-Thick Shake on it? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:43, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Supersize me. ''{Nods}'' {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:45, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Gentlemen! Please realize I do not want war, unless you are to impose your will on us. We are a proud country and wish the best for its citizens, and do not want people to be hurt. So let me make it clear: I will not attack unless you do.

Or as we say in the Glorious Republic, ''¡cuchi cuchi!'' {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:48, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:Sir, you have made it clear that you pose a potent threat to both of us with your nationalism and stubborn ways. We either need a full circle of compromise or I think we can both agree that someone who holds as much resent for us as they do power must be taken down to eliminate the threat of protagonizing other allies.

:If you fail to comply, you will have to see how we cook the delicious french fries, ''up close and personal''. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:51, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::My idea is that we should not attack.. Not just yet, of course. But keep our defences up at its highest. And while we're at it, we should look into the development of a super weapon. Just in case we are forced to attack. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:55, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Agreed. Our finest fast food technicians would be happy to team with any scientific minds you may yield and together they can create sufficient powerful technologies far beyond our spill-proff lids, napkins as big as a bib, and our standing fry holsters. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:03, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::Afterall, how do we know that they aren't doing it already? We don't. And even if they don't have any, we should still have one just to prove who the superiors are. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:05, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::Though a good question does arise, how do we hide it from the masses and how do we test it, more importantly? Our facilities are all clean and snappy, and we must keep up such images. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:06, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::We have to be extra careful not to let any information out. Make our operations airtight. And to be extra sure, anyone who does find out will promptly dealt with. For testing.. We could use an unoccupied section... Possibly an abandoned area.. Like one of Raiku's abandoned works? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:11, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::I fear not, for his work does not possess enough raw power. We need something big, epic, if you will, something that makes our super size options look smaller than our small, where we could harness the power within to extraordinary levels...

:::::::My delicious, lean, beefy cheeseburger loving friend, I believe the only place that could generate such power is within the confines of the  abandoned Wikihood house. We will strip the land and steal the energies out of the ground to make something rivaled in power to that of the highest powered deep fryers imaginable. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:16, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. We could harness the power of all of the Mary Sues lying around. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:20, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::So it is settled. Secure the land while I make preparations with my scientists. Help yourself to some delicious and fresh food while you wait. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:24, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::The area has been annexed as part of our empire. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:27, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::We will make preparations at 0600. Good day to you, sir. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:32, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

== A Message From Your Immediate Superior, Chwoka ==

good job keeping the wiki active. i hereby reserve the right to put an end to your shenanigans when i feel like it, but i don't feel like it.
:As doubting as I am of that fact, I see it wise not to challenge it either. And as for your comment about keeping the wiki active, I accept it with great enthusiasm. And by that, I mean: "No problem".

May your future be long and prosperous. - {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

== a sad story ==

when i was younger getting off was easy, all i needed was 20 seconds and a censored girls gone wild commercial and i was ready to go to town. for months i would get my rocks off with a picture of a girl from google images where you could kinda see some nipple

one day when i arrived home hours before everyone else, i decided i would look at some real hardcore stuff: actual nudity. i went to some site that had pretty naked girls and planned it out like some delicate operation. i finished in one minute

then i discovered the joys of cartoon porn. the thought of the simpsons committing incest was just so erotic, and eventually i would find myself with tons of files of such filth saved on my computer

as the years went by i couldn't go one day without looking at porn, and the longer it went on, the stranger it had to be. no longer did simple nudity arouse me, i needed girls with penises ten feet long to satisfy myself. and on some days even that was not enough...

now i am worried that one day even hardore anime guro will not arouse me, and i will be reduced to watching 2 girls 1 cup on repeat constantly just to relieve myself. so heed this warning, lest you end up like me: '''''don't masturbate too much!!!!''''' -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:12, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:Alright, guv'nor! I'll heed that warnin' not ta' get carr'd away with tha' wankin'! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:39, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:It is alright, my son. Just ask your deity, or lack thereof, of choice for forgiveness, and you will be alright. You'll still be a sick, sick pervert, but you will be forgiven. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:16, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::wait why do the girls have ten feet long penises what the heck kind of girls are these - [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 01:36, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:Has being a not pervert crossed your mind? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::this is not necessarily a true story it's one of those fairy tails they tell kids like humpty dumpty or the bible (OOOOOOOH SICK BURN) -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:58, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::nachoman you just insulted my devout humpty dumpty beliefs >:[[[[[ - [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 02:14, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
OK, this is the last place I expected to find Joshua.<br />
The wiki, not the topic. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:50, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
:I feel kinda honored actually. He hadn't said anything here for nearly 3 years, and when he does, it's on my page. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:01, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

I fixed this essay for you nacho.

when i was younger getting off was easy, all i needed was 20 seconds and a censored girls gone wild commercial and i was ready to go to town. for months i would get my rocks off with a picture of a girl from google images where you could kinda see some nipple

one day when i arrived home hours before everyone else, i decided i would look at some real hardcore stuff: actual nudity. i went to some site that had pretty naked girls and planned it out like some delicate operation. i finished in one minute

then i discovered the joys of cartoon porn. the thought of the simpsons committing incest was just so erotic, and eventually i would find myself with tons of files of such filth saved on my computer

as the years went by i couldn't go one day without looking at porn, and the longer it went on, the stranger it had to be. no longer did simple nudity arouse me, i needed girls with penises ten feet long to satisfy myself. and on some days even that was not enough... every day i would open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:40, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
:that was dumb -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 05:58, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
:melon you are not a /b/tard and if you were you'd be the newest of the newfriends so stop trying {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 08:44, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
::Of course I'm not a /b/tard, I'm a /co/mrade and whatever you would call someone from /tv/. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== GLORIUS EMPORER AND GRAND MASTER OF EVERYONE LEX ==

You are amazing and I bow down to you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:19, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:But he's not cool enough to have a not rectangular flag. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::but i don't even have a flag http://i38.tinypic.com/2i0soqq.gif {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:56, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Then why not make one? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::I'm a lazy ass. I'll have to hire someone. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:53, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::Your highness, in my opinion, a flag that would accurately represent your power and coolness could not be comprehended by normal humans. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:27, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::But it would help.. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:35, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::I could do it! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:09, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::::too late

[[File:LEX FLAG.png]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:06, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

== I bring important news, master! ==

The citizens of the wiki have been growing hostile. I suggest a peace treaty, assuring our fine people that they are safe and far from harm! <!---They are becoming smarter. They know. This must be prevented. In exactly 2 hours, I shall launch a speech which will brainwash the masses. There shall no longer be any objections against your actions, master.---> -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:I agree. We must let them know that while we are their superiors, we are also their friends. <!---Oh hell yeah. Go for it, bro.---> {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:13, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::...Slumber party?<!--With suggestion-implanting drugs?-->
{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:15, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::....No, an all night house party. With Bowie music. No, WITH BOWIE. <!--We can always rely on the Pope to supply those. He's quite good with that kind of shizz.--> {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:18, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::::Or we could comply to our lazy nature, not do anything, and hope it all works out. <!--Just puttin' it out there.--> --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 08:34, 22 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah.. I'm not sure if that would work, tbh.. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:40, 22 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::Our people work best with sufficient break time and vacations weeks, but only after they're done serving high quality food. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 09:45, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

== Grand Emperor Lex... ==

Just so you know, I will gladly support you and your vast empire in any way possible. And I was wondering when we cans start writing the Space-Aged Catastrophe prologue.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:26, 24 August 2010 (UTC)
:seriously do I need to repeat how bad an idea "space aged problem" or whatever your calling this movie is - the gaurdian
::hey "gaurdian"? shut up okay {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

== My Lord, might I direct your attention... ==

...to [http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MelonDemon43&diff=prev&oldid=166817 this]? I believe we've developed [[User:Zoo977|another enemy]]. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:32, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:He is weak like the rest. We can easily subdue him with our high-quality food. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:40, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:I'll ask my "personal chef" to "cook" him some "food". {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:56, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Well, I don't like your empire. It smells like year-old milk, trash is everywhere, and there aren't any hugs. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}


Heh. Followers, have no concern for this weakling! He is of no threat to us! What he has done was nothing but a petty crime. So to prove that I am indeed a kind and forgiving emperor.. We'll let him go. THIS ONCE. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:05, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:Good. Cause I'm working on a nearby island for my own empire. Bye in a little while! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with Emperor Lex's reign. <!-- Shall I prepare the nukes, my lord? --> {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 20:13, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Yes, exactly. <!-- Not just yet. >:D -->

lex
bellstrom
melon
chaos
badstar

these five men are planning the end of the terrorists

for more information check www.lexcured911.gl.om {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I must admit however, this one's being a bit of a thorn in my side. ...Assassinate him. <!--i'm not even gonna bother hiding that--> {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:42, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:Excuse me, "The Warrior", it seems you have mistyped a few bits of information. I have happily fixed them for you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:50, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
::I'll send one of my bishops. <!-- And by that, I mean assassin. (And by that I mean bishop AND assassin) --> {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 22:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Hey, can you draw a quick map of your empire? Kinda curious. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:''{SRSFACE}'' Sure. Not today though.. Tomorrow. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:16, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
::Grand master Lex, may I be the head of the royal army? <!-- I will nuke wherever The Phony Warrior lives. --> Thank you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 23:34, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:::....Sure, I guess. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:38, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

== GREAT LEXON IMPORTANT ==

Zoo does not respect the empire. Do not listen to him. <!-- Send your greatest assassin. --> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:05, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:Replace 'the empire' with 'Melon Demon', and you've got it correct. <!-- And I can read that text, you know. --> {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::lexon sounds like a gas company<!-- Just give him some delicious food and delicious service and he'll calm down--> {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:12, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:::it does, doesn't it {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:14, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== Explain. ==

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According to the homepage of your empire, Zoo IS an allie of this great, great, empire. Explain. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:40, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:First, it's ally. Second, I have my own seperate island. So, while I'm an ally of the empire, I'm not technacily in it. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::I always spell it allie. I've been spelling it that way since I was little and I don't care if you spell it wrong :\ {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:46, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:While that is indeed true, you must remember, that Zoo is part of his own empire, and while we are indeed allied, his empire remains his, and not mine. Plus, even if he was IN my empire, it would still be in rather bad taste to do so, anyway. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
::Ah, k. I get it now. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:48, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:::And remember, I'm a businessman of my empire first, and a merciless dictator second. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:50, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== your awesomeness, ==

I believe that you're awesome empire could possibly use a private investigator such as myself, i may even be able to deal with you're little "gaurdian" problem. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:18, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
:I believe that the empire can find more suitable "Private Inestigators" elsewhere. Preferably ones who know what they're doing. Like my Fry Guys. They carefully swoop in and can pick up even the quietest of sounds and record it, and they're champs at potato-oriented espionage. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:14, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

::are you lex? I think not. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:18, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== you so ugly ==

you like sarah jessica parker {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:yeah well

:your momma is so- {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:38, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

::HOLD IT WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE

::DON'T BRING YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS SHE AIN'T HERE 

::AND IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR MOTHER THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE

::SO REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU PUT DOWN ONE MOTHER

::YOU PUTTIN' DOWN ALL MOTHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD 

::{{YouTube|7_rBidCkJxo}} -MR.T
:::WOW, THANKS MR. T!
::::NOW WE KNOW THAT MOTHERS ARE IMPORTANT TO US!
:::::BETTER WAIT A MINUTE
:::::YOU BETTER HOLD THE PHONE
:::::BETTER MIND YO' MANNERS
:::::BETTER CHANGE YO' TONE
:::::DON'T YOU THREATEN ME BOY
:::::YOU GOT A LOT OF GALL
:::::GO GON' DO THANGS MY WAY
:::::OR WE WON'T DO THINGS AT ALLLLLLLL
{{YouTube|bLO7IxKwruc}}
::::::HOW DO YOU DO, I
::::::SEE YOU'VE MET MY
::::::FAITHFUL HANDYMAN.

::::::HE'S JUST A LITTLE BROUGHT DOWN
::::::BECAUSE WHEN YOU KNOCKED
::::::HE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDYMAN

::::::DON'T GET STRUNG OUT
::::::BY THE WAY I LOOK
::::::DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER
::::::I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN BY THE LIGHT OF DAY
::::::BUT BY NIGHT I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER

{{YouTube|pDKyj35ew0E}} -FRANK N. FURTER

== Congradulations ==

Your empire is noteworthy enough to be written on a perfume bottle in a Lady Gaga video for two seconds. (Warning: Really confusing video) {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

{{YouTube|qrO4YZeyl0I}}
:THIS IS A MARVELLOUS DISCOVERY. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:44, 6 September 2010 (UTC)

== A Message from the Hellian Empire ==

Surrender now, or we will engage war on your empire. Join the Hellian Empire, or you will be killed. We have already destroyed [[User:MelonDemon43|one]] of your own {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:22, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:Hey, Raiku. Why not have some cake, hug, and forget about it? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Silence, Enemy. I will destroy you, and your small island. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:::But you'll never destroy the hugs. And it's not tiny. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::Destroy him and I'm sure Emperor Lex will be glad to pick your empire up with his bare hand and wipe his royal ass with it. That is, granted you deserve to even touch the ass of the emperor. 

:::Lord knows you deserve good food and good service, either. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:51, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
::::raiky is kid's stuff

::::then again i run a clubhouse that has a website and a bunch of photo editing tools {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

:::::raiku is more bark than bite
:::::he is about as dangerous as a mosquito
:::::and by that i mean he's nothing but a common annoyance
:::::in other words raiku
:::::you may royally suck a fat one

- {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} <3

== a massage from the nuck tree house ==

no girls allowed {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:23, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== HEY ==

I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING. I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR MOD RIGHTS BACK, AND DISBAND MY ARMY, IF YOU DON'T TAKE MINE {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:08, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:oh fine then <3 {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:10, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== Wait ==

I got an idea. Howabout I keep my empire, but we allie with yours, sound good? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:19, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:I refuse.
:You have already been hostile to me and my empire, making threats, and even abusing your powers just for it
:I do not want anyone like that in, or even part of my empire.
:Good day Sir,

- {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:30, 7 September 2010 (UTC) (I'm not even gonna bother with the heart this time)

== HEY! ==

Dude, what did you do that for, seriously? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:21, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:It goes both ways you know.
:But it wasn't actually for you doing that to me
:The main reason was how you decided to abuse your moderator powers for this empire game
:and that, my.. person,
:just isn't right

:don't worry though, i'll let you have your powers back soon enough
:afterall, super sam gave them to you in the first place, and i don't want to go against his will too much
:so just imagine it like this
:it's a timeout

kthxbye,

- {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:25, 7 September 2010 (UTC) <3
:So, when am I getting them back? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:53, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
::You get them back when you get them back {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:19, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

==My islands new import==
We just started making these. I hope you like them! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

[[File:lexbandz.PNG]]
:I... Egh... Uhh... Hnnghh. Silly bands are heresy to the Wuwtholic Church... But we also encourage the purchasing of... Emperor Lex merchandise. I... I think I'll have to speak to my... Bishops about this. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 23:43, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:I like how carefully the skull is made to work. I may join the Lex empire. I just need more convincing, but if I do join I be general in charge of the eradication of Grapefruit. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:48, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:Well personally, I'm quite indifferent to silly bandz myself.. But any publicity is good publicity, and I see the effort you made on doing this. EMPEROR LEX APPROVES. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:44, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

== E-Emperorrrrrr Lexonnnnnnnn... ==

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/PBIdeath1.png

I... Eughhhh... H-helpppppppp... H-hurk-

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/PBIdeath2.png

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 23:39, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
:Oh JESUS CHRIST, BELLSTROM, WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED TO YOU?! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:36, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
::He's suffering from needs-a-hug-itus. SUPER HUUUG! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== Seriously ==

When am I getting my rights back? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:50, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, lets give the noobish rip-off artist moderation rights over users who actually do work on their own. {{USer:Zoo977/sig}}
::raiku stop being so goddamn impatient you'll get your powers back once i feel that you're responsible enough to use them again
::that, or until one of the other mods does it instead {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:00, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
:::hey guys can i have powers hurr {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:05, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
::::i really would but in all honesty i'm not really in the proper authority to that {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:58, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
::::: Don't ever give Raiku his powers back. He's too much of an idiot to deserve having them, anyway. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 23:55, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::Then why then Sam give them to me in the first place almost two years ago? Also, if you don't give them to me, I'll sic Richard Branson on you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:59, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::: :) {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:42, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::::who the heck is richard branson {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:01, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::he's the owner of the virgin company {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:24, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::Hey, look, there are a bunch of invisible colons before this comment. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::Let's make these blank spaces look like a triangle! I really want to say that responsibility is important, and that when I never become a moderator I will be very responsible with use of my not-powers.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 02:25, 12 September 2010 (UTC)

== The Nobody's Report 1 ==
*There seems to be a NachoMan in the Sandbox trying to create WUW Gold Accounts. I believe it to be a scam as the advertisement demands people's social security numbers and other personal information. Whether or not he is a threat to the Empire is up to you, Your Majesty. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:09, 18 September 2010 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:</nowiki>I -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:10, 18 September 2010 (UTC)
::let him be
::it obviously isn't a scam {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:19, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

== Genuine Apology ==
*I was the entity that fueled the argument you are so repulsed by. I should probably be a lot less receptive to the MFT3K-ing and less reactionary in the defense of my fanstuff, because the same shpiel has occured anyway with other fanstuffs of mine. Unlike the others, though, I shan't abandon my current fanstuff and try to make the later chapters better; I was hoping to make Pokemon: Strong Bad version for quite some time. I knew it wouldn't do well over at the Homestar Fanstuff Wiki because it's Homestar, not Strong Bad. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:07, 19 September 2010 (UTC)
:Um, the HRFWiki is for fanstuff based on the Homestar Runner ''body of work''. It all doesn't have to be based on the character. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:14, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

== Go compare ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9WLeUi5tc {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:why do you hate me {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:59, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

== RE: Oh hello ==

Oh i'm %1000000000 sorry. I just saw that you ruled WUW. Sorry for abuse. - HunkOfJunk 16:32, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

RE: You and Hunkie World should combine *sighs* - HunkOfJunk 16:34, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

RE: RE: Or I destroy Hunkie World and join Lex's Empire. By myself Oo. - HunkOfJunk 16:36, 4 October 2010 (UTC)
:It's nice to see that you've seen sense. Welcome. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:38, 4 October 2010 (UTC)<br>
::SEIG HIEL! - [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 20:04, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
:::''{Blinks for a second}'' Yeah, I'm okay with that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:29, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
::::Unfortunately, I am not. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 22:42, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
:::::I guess i will do this: ''{translated for Remolay}'' HEIL LEX!!! [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 09:38, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

== Dear Lex... ==

I am writing to you to ask you Can I move to an island which is part of this glourious empire???<br>
Sincerely,<br>
[[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 09:42, 17 October 2010 (UTC)
:yeah sure go ahead {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:41, 17 October 2010 (UTC)
::Done!!! :D - [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 11:07, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

== happy midnight ==

oops it's one minute past :0 {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:and i don't plan on sleeping yet {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:01, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
::i am getting pretty tired

::like once, i was at a friends, for a sleepover, then i fell asleep :V {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::i don't go for sleepovers
:::i don't even have friends ;_; {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:04, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
::::You crazy brits. You are all alike. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:04, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
:::::be quiet before i smack you around the head with my cane while drinking my tea {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:05, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
::::::also roast beef {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::metal gear solid reference {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:08, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

== Emporer to Emporer ==

Lex,<br>
How do you keep people coming into the empire? My tourism industry is pretty much terrible.<br>
{{User:Zoo977/sig}}

Zoo,<br>
Make people even more aware of your empire.<br>
By that I mean, don't just hand out pamphelts and stuff,<br>
Shove it down their throats, (not literally of course) have posters all around the cities,<br>
And to drive the point even further, show displays of your military power to the public,<br>
Like Nuclear test sites. They work perfectly.<br>
{{User:Sephiroth/sig}}
:Lex,
:Obviously, that didn't work. What else do you do?
:{{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Zoo,
::When I said that, I didn't mean doing it on the enemies land.. That was a risky move.
::Well, you could try making promises to people. You don't actually have to keep them though. It just gives hope.
::{{User:Sephiroth/sig}}

== Mwahahahah! ==

My mage's spell worked! Your emperor has gone psycho! Hellian Empire will win! {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:11, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:''{Bzzt}'' ''{Bzzt}'' P.̨̕..̴͡p͜a̸̴͝t̶̸̨h͠ę͞t̵i̴̷c̴̡̕ ͢f̀o͟o҉̛͜l̛.͡ ̸͢Ýo͠u̡r͘͝ ̕m̢a̷̴̕ģ̴̀i͝c̢̨ di̛͠d ̨̕n͡ot̡h̶҉i̢̡͝n̶̡̛g̨ ̧ó̕͜n̸̴ m̶̀e.̴̡̀.҉̴̧ 
:Ỳ͘óu a̵r̵̡͡e̴͘ ̵҉̢w҉e̡a҉͜k̢ ͘͘a͟n̶͏͏d͟͞ ͠ưs̡e̢͟͠le̸̢ss̕.̡
:Y͏̷̕o̸̧u̢҉ ̶͞҉a̷̴̡r̶e̴͘͜ ̕͢n̷ot͝ḩ̸i͟͞ǹ͝g ҉b̵ų͘͠t ̧́͜a̢͝ ̡p̨a͘҉wǹ̢̛,́͝ a͜ c̛h͟es҉̴s͏̷p̕͢͝i̸҉͞e̕c̛̀e̶
:T́͞͞h́͡e͟ ҉̵H͘e̸̢͡ll̶̢i͘ą͡n̢͠ E̴̕m̴p̵̀í͠͝re͜ ̷̛w̶͏i̢̕l̴҉l͟͞ ҉ǹ̵͡év҉e̷r̀ ͠͏r͠͝i̶̶͘se̷
:B̷ų̧͡t̷ ͝҉I͞'̕͢l̵̡̛l̢ ̧l҉e͏ţ͡ ̨͘y̷҉҉ớ̵u̧̕͢ ̡̛͜c̵͞ár҉̡r̛y͢ ò́͟n͝͏ w̴͟ìth̛͢ ̧yó͏̨u͜ŗ͏ ̀͢b͟e̛lí̕͜ef̵͞ ͟͟t̢̀h̡at̶̨ ́͡ỳ̢o̢͠ư̧͘r̡̨͝ ̛ṕ̨h̨ó͟ń̵͟y͞ m̶͝͡ą͢͏g̷̵͟i̴̡҉c҉ ̨a͝ct҉u͟͡͝a͘l̶͏́ly̶͢ ̨d̶i̢͢d̵ ̴͟ś̶o͏̡҉mèt͏h͏i҉̨̛n͢ǵ͜
:''{BZZT}'' LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:23, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

::raiku i pissed on your double quarter pounder {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:34, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:::And I poured bleach into your drink. {{USer:Zoo977/sig}}

== THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN AND THE MOON HAS COME UP ==

http://img.youtube.com/vi/__PU5CVSegg/0.jpg

AND LONG AGO SOMEBODY LEFT WITH THE CUP {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:36, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:LA LI LU LE LO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:42, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

== Riff Request ==

Hey, I just wanted to know if I could make fun of [[Everything You Know Is Wrong]] for my show. ~ {{User:JCM/lightningsig}}
:yeah sure most of it isn't even mine anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:41, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

== Congratulations on Heavy Milestone 3 ==

But I have more hats than you {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:...I KNOW. D:
:...OUT OF THE 3 OR SO YEARS I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME, I HAVEN'T HAD ONE HAT DROP D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:03, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
::I've had two (both vintage) and I got two more in crates. But I sold one of the ones I got in a crate for a crap ton of weapons, nametags and paints. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::I've got a whole crapload of weapons, 3 hats, and X-Factor is playing in the background and it sounds horrible. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:56, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
::::What are you guys even talking about this "tom fortrass two" garble? back in my day we only had a hoop and a stick i tell ya what {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:00, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::cool {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:08, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

== Excellent job on Psycho Mantis ==

I added my own dialogue on account of merely adding stuff I'd have said to Noxi, or rephrasing it in a way allowing the speech to flow more like the character himself. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:04, 7 December 2010 (UTC)

== HEY LOX ==

WHY IN THE HELL AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING

YOU'VE BEEN SURFING RECENT CHANGES FOR 3 HOURS NOW {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:00, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
:I JUST HAD A TAB OPEN JEEZ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:17, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
::what were you doing with the other tabs

::looking at porn for 3 hours????? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:18, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
:::OF COURSE NOT

:::SPAM RECIPES OBVIOUSLY {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:19, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

== Lex, for a helpful man I am... ==

... I have to tell you, that your userpage is getting funged up. But I know I'M not the suspect. {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 18:02, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
:LA LI LU LE LO. LA LI LU LE LO. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:12, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
::Good Example. OH! And I found out that the culptrit was {{User:Raiku/siggy}}!!! And I wish to declare REVENGE!!!! Can I??? {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 18:42, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:::Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:55, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::::As unofficial translator of Japanese and Japanese sounding names, I think you shouldn't do it, as there has been a ceasefire between the Lexon, Hart, and Hellian empires.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 19:17, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::::I guess that's a yes... {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 19:34, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::Hart and Lexon have always been allies. Just sayin'. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:43, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::::Lex should be saved. And I think I know what to do! {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 09:41, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

== Emperor Lex, I think you are in strong need of antivirus something or other ==

I have reason to believe that you have been sabotage, or have been plaing way too much Metal Gear. So I am asking you to turi the game off, and If this does nothing were hosed.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:22, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
:Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:25, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
::That's what I'm worried about.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:27, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
:::You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:30, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

== [[User:Lex/WhatIThinkOfYou]] ==

finish this or i officially withdraw my support as president of the wuw {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 00:02, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:i will, just give me time
:give me until christmas. if i don't do it by then, you can do what you want with me
:k? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:05, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::that's 6 days come on bro it can't possibly take that long
::just skip to me if it's gonna take that long you {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::oh fine i'll do it tomorrow morning okay {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:15, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

== go to sleep ==

don't just sit there for 8 hours staring at us {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:12, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:Sleep is for the week. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 02:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::You know, you really can't trust the "Who's Online" function. Just sayian. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 12:47, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

== hey... ==

can you make it to where people can at least read crap of it?
:Has anyone really even been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:46, 26 December 2010 (UTC)
::...What? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}

== LEEEEEEX ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-pMwDzK8uw

I WANNA LIVE IN THE '80S 

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

I WANNA DRESS LIKE A FRUIT AND DANCE IN A WINDOW TO ADVERTISE A DEPARTMENT STORE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:31, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:DON'T WORRY MAN, WE'LL GET YOU THERE

:I'M ACTUALLY BUILDING A TIME MACHINE AS WE SPEAK

:IT'S MADE FROM

*ONE GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER
*AN ED EDD N EDDY POSTER
*HUNDREDS OF OLD BEANO COMICS
*SNOT TISSUES
*AND THE POWER OF VOODOO (you do) (do what?) (remind me of the babe)

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:42, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::FASTER, FASTER.

::I'LL GO GATHER ALL THE AWKWARD LOOKING AND TIGHT CLOTHING I HAVE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:43, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::I'M ALREADY HALF-DRESSED AS DAVID BOWIE HERE {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:44, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHIC FASHION
::::BUT I HAVE LOTS OF OUTRAGEOUS COLORS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:45, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::DON'T WORRY. JUST BE ORIGINAL. GET A BUNCH OF OLD SHITTY FABRICS FROM YOUR HOUSE, MAKE A JACKET OUT OF THEM AND YOU'RE READY TO GO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:47, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::::ALREADY ON IT {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:50, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::::AND REMEMBER. CHILLY DOWN WITH THE COOL GANG

http://i53.tinypic.com/2hhq51e.jpg

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:52, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

:YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO
:WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER AND MAKE OUR OWN INSANE STORE WITH HILARIOUSLY TACKY KNICK-KNACKS AND THE MOST "OUT THERE" FASHIONS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:57, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::AS LONG AS I AM ALLOWED TO GO INTO MUSIC AS WELL, STEALING SONGS FROM THE '90s AND '00s AND REDOING THEM IN A SYNTHPOP STYLE. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:59, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::DUDE I WANNA TAKE THE CLASSICS AND REMIX THEM WITH A TOUCH OF POP AND LOTS OF ELECTRIC VIOLIN
:::LET'S DO THIS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:01, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::LET'S GO TO 1979 SO I CAN STEAL THRILLER {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:02, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::NO WAIT THEN WE MAY CREATE SOME KIND OF OFFSHOOT TIMELINE WHERE YOU'RE MY OWN GRANDFATHER {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:04, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::::THAT WOULD BE TRIPPY SHIT BRO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

== Blasphemy ==

our god does not have this viasge

how dare you smear your own name like that {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:46, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
:But our emperor is an effing NINJA! and A real ninja too! Is total awesome! or are you a dirty Pirateist? {{User:Remolay/sig}} 01:27, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
::Now now, I'm working for Pirate/Ninja equality. I'm a good one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:54, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

chaos i think you mean

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/BlAsPhEmY.gif

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 22:08, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
:ENGAGE HERO MODE






































































:THIS IS INCREDIBLY POINTLESS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:23, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

== are you really lex ==

are you really lex {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
: http://i55.tinypic.com/2cqz6zr.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 19 February 2011 (UTC)
::GOOD SIR, YOU HAVE VIOLATE MORAL CODE. I DEMAND YOU APLOGISE TO ME, THE JURY, THE JUDGE, AND THAT POOR WOMAN, LEST YOU FACE EXECUTION VIA HANGING. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::NEVER. D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:56, 19 February 2011 (UTC)
::http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/Photo_00008.jpg {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 06:08, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
you know i wanted to add you but i forgot that you could send messages with requests {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:13, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
:::you know you can just add me and then send the message afterwards lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:33, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
::::YEAH WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE THE LINK {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:30, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::[http://www.facebook.com/AlexJPO oh yeah] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:50, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
::::::gotdang it man
::::::don't leave me in the cold, exposing mah account for errybody to see D:
::::::at least give me a yes or no answer {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:49, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::There's no button to add as friend. And I can't send the messages. It's all your damn security settings. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:07, 22 February 2011 (UTC)
::::::::Try it again. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:33, 22 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, I'm pretty sure I've fixed it now. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:11, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9435923/pathetic.jpg
-{{User:20eric06/sig}} 22:37, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::I know. D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:43, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
http://i53.tinypic.com/2udz3na.jpg -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== wait ==

chaos wasnt already a mod? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 20:12, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
:Surprisingly, he wasn't. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:16, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::FEEL BAD FOR ME :< {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:14, 29 March 2011 (UTC)

== HAIL STALIN ==

NOW I AM A GLORIOUS COMMUNIST MOD.

I DECLARE WAR AGAINST YOUR CAPTAILIST EMPIRE.
:i will rape you with my nukes
:just sayin' {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:26, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
::Who has more nukes? RUSSIA OR PUNY, TINY AMER...CANA...ENGL...YOUR EMPIRE?
:::me
:::i have more everything
:::i have bitches lining up to kiss my feet {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:32, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
::::WHERE DO I SEE THESE BITCHES? ON THIS SITE ALL I SEE IS SISSY CAPTAILIST BABY MEN WITH LIPS OF SLIME!
:::::Please calm down. Enjoy a complimentary welcoming muffin basket. Pet a cat. And don't comment on how slimy my lips get when I put on too much chapstick. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::A Muffin basket!? WAS IT CREATED BY THE HAND OF PEASENT LABROURS? No, I kid. Me and Lex are friends. Also, chap stick is for Capitalist Dogs...Just saying...
:::::::Well, I buy chapstick, so I guess I'm a capitalist dog... But since I'm a chick now, I guess I'm a capitalist bitch. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}

== ALL HAIL LEX ==

I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR ALMIGHTY EMPIRE

ALL HAIL LEX {{User:*Micah*/minesig}} 03:01, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
:oh yeah i forgot i had that thingy {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:23, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

== SIR LEX! ==

I have found an enemy who may destroy this wiki.

http://wonder.hk-diy.net/

We must vandalize it.
btw i got started on it {{User:*Micah*/minesig}} 16:58, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
:i have no idea who the hell these guys are
:and i doubt they have any idea who the hell i am either {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:55, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
::Well, we could make the empire bigger by taking over wikis {{User:*Micah*/minesig}} 01:41, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
:::"our location is secret" lolwut
:::You are an awful troll, and you've accomplished nothing in adding ON WHEELS to the name of random pages, besides gross unoriginality. The only threat to this wiki is its users, and we're already doing a good enough job at destroying it. Nobody needs to or wants to help us. Lastly, Lex's "empire" does not represent the WUW, and pretending like it does will only lead to humiliation for yourself. Thank you and godspeed. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:42, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
::::the only thing my empire represents is self-importance lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:18, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

== whatever happened to our irc chats ==

<nowiki>;n;</nowiki> {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:13, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
:wat {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:38, 12 August 2011 (UTC)
::IRC CHATS. WHEN WE USED TO TALK ON IRC. AND LAUGH LIKE PRISSY LITTLE GIRLIES D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:57, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

== A request ==

''legalize it.'' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Legalize what, my fellow wiki friend? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:09, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
::''it.'' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Oh I see. Alright. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:10, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
::::Is he asking you to legalize sex? {{User:Remolay/sig}} 06:00, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
::::: ooohhhhh myyyyy godddddddd {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::You really need to get out more. He want's to legalize backwards alligator wrestling on elephant back.
::::::Oh, and generic illegal drug. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:::::::EMPEROR LEX
:::::::I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE REPRESSING MY CAPABILITIES AS A GOURMAND BY TAKING AWAY MY USE OF TRANS FATS IN OUR GLORIOUS NATION 
:::::::SO UH
:::::::PRETTY PLEASE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:31, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::Oh, alright. Let them have cake. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:27, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::All good british tv shows must be brought to the US in their original form! We want our QI, Being Human, Doctor Who, and Graham Norton on BASIC CABLE! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:13, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::Graham Norton?! Really!? ...anyway I'm pretty sure half of those shows are intact. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::3 out of 4, actually. But that's on BBCAmerica, which is not on Basic cable. Basic cable have to deal with crappy american versions of The Office, Skins (Although that has been cancelled) and Being Human. I would also like to add The IT crowd to the list of shows we want {{User:Remolay/sig}} 19:39, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::::I swear Skins was really nothing but masturbation bait? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
And the American office is actually really good. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}