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=== Adventure 1 ===

''{Dylan is sitting on the couch reading the paper. Brooks comes in from the front door with several grocery bags.}''

'''BROOKS:''' I'm ho-ome!

'''DYLAN:''' Did you get the milk?

'''BROOKS:''' ..whoops, I forgot.

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

'''the end'''

=== Adventure 2 ===

''{Dylan is using the bathroom in his and Brooks' apartment. He hears his front door open.}''

'''BROOKS:''' Dylan? Where are you?

'''DYLAN:''' I'm taking the browns to the super bowl!

'''BROOKS:''' I get it!

''{There is a pause}''

'''BROOKS:''' Hey, is it okay if we get a cat?

'''DYLAN:''' Dude, bills are enough as is. We can't afford a cat right now.

'''CAT:''' meow

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

'''the end'''

=== Adventure 3 ===

''{Dylan and Brooks are looking at their new cat}''

'''DYLAN:''' What should we name him?

'''BROOKS:''' I'm not sure...

''{The cat barfs up some loose change.}''

'''BROOKS:''' I got it! We'll name him Coin!

'''DYLAN:''' Hey yeah, that's a swell name!

'''COIN:''' baw

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

'''the end'''

=== Adventure 4 (FAN ADVENTURE) ===

''{Dylan and Brooks are watching TV together. They are sitting in different chairs because they're not gay okay?}''

'''DYLAN:''' Man, I haven't watched TV ''this'' exciting in a long time!

'''BROOKS:''' Yeah, this is pulse-''pounding''!

''{Coin gets on Dylan's lap.}''

'''DYLAN:''' Aww, hey Coin!

''{Coin sits on the remote control and changes it to Oxygen.}''

'''DYLAN:''' COIN GET OUT OF HERE

'''BROOKS:''' ''COIN GET OUT''

''{Coin leaves and cries.}''

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

''the end''

=== Adventure 5 ===

''{Dylan walks in the apartment, with a loosened tie. He has a goofy grin on his face.}''

'''DYLAN:''' Hey, Coin! That was a great first date I just went on! Where's Brooks? Broo-oks?

''{silence}''

'''DYLAN:''' Oh, well. Hey, my date is probably about to call me and invite me out for a second time! I can't wait!

''{Dylan walks over to the phone and sits next to it. Time passes. One hour later, the phone rings.}''

'''DYLAN:''' Yes! ''{picks up the phone}'' Hello?

'''BROOKS:''' I totaled the car.

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

'''the end'''

=== Adventure 6 ===

''{It is Sunday morning. Dylan is asleep in bed, and Brooks is all dressed up.}''

'''BROOKS:''' We're going to church!

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

'''the end'''

== Adventure 7 ==

''{A charming young man with a >:I face walks in the doorway. He is wearing gingham and Adidas shoes.}''

'''bluebry:''' i think this sucks

''{Dylan and Brooks look at each other.}''

''{They bukkake all over bluebry.}''

'''bluebry:''' ''gosh darnit''

=== Adventure 8 ===

''{NachoMan is at his computer. He logs on to the HRFWiki and sees that it is boring and populated exclusively by dirty thirdies. He shakes his head.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, wiki. Where did we go wrong?

''{Super Sam barges in.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Fear not, I have re-opened the WUW to escape the boringness of the HRFWiki!

'''NACHOMAN:''' G--- :)

=== Adventure 9 (FAN ADVENTURE) ===
''{Brooks is sitting on the couch with a girl, watching TV. They are not holding hands that would be sinful. Dylan walks in with a video tape in his hand.}''

'''DYLAN:''' Hey, Brooks! Who's the girl?

'''BROOKS:''' Oh, this is just my girlfriend!

'''DYLAN:''' Oh, lucky!

'''BROOKS:''' Hey, uh, Dylan, what were you going to do with that video tape?

'''DYLAN:''' Oh, I was just going to watch some home movies!

'''BROOKS:''' Well alrighty then, I bet my girlfriend wouldn't mind!

''{Dylan puts on the tape.}''

'''PBTC THE CHEAT:''' ''{reading email}'' Yes I know, what do you think of Family Guy? Crapfully yours, A penguin. Well, Pengy. To be honest, I have never ever seen or heard of Family Guy. Now, hang on. ''{The Cheat pulls out a cell phone}''

'''BROOKS:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

''{Suddenly the tape cuts to a video of baby Dylan in the tub.}''

'''BROOKS' GIRLFRIEND:''' What a tiny baby penis!!

'''DYLAN:''' ''GOD DAMMIT''

'''the end'''