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===Most Random Message===
Pie small clerics taste preeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwww pies like fish leave make love in the playground kissing a baby with a pie in a tree singing Bohemian Rhapsody while I sing Life is a Highway. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:10, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

===Weirdest Image===
* [[Image:Chwoka pic.png|200px]] -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 04:02, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

===Most Convincing Story That I ([[User:The thing|The thing]]) Don't Exist===
* Many people have speculated that The thing is in fact, real. Well, I have evidence they are wrong. First, let us look at The thing. We can't can we? Why not? Because he does not exist. Second, let us look at The thing's name. What is a thing? A thing is a noun. What is The thing? He is also a noun. Is he a thing? No. The thing is a person. Is The thing the only thing? No. There are many things, making him A thing. Can a thing not be a thing? No. Can a thing not be a noun? No. A noun is, by definition, a person, a place, a thing, or an idea. No exceptions. Can you be more than one kind of noun? No. If you were a person and a thing, people would try to prove you are not a thing. Like they did with women. Therefore, if you say The thing exists, you are saying he his a thing, and a noun. If you do that, you are also saying that a woman can be a thing. You goddamn sexist. Furthermore, there appeared to be a contest for a "colo'''''u'''''rful picture". Do you see it now? I rest my case. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:17, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

===Best Poem===
*i am thecheese<br>
i am to please<br>
unless youre a third gen<br>
i hate them with ease<br>
<br>
my homies back me up<br>
in all my endeavors<br>
i been around since running gags<br>
like jibney and plever<br>
<br>
the keyboard smokes<br>
as i write profound text<br>
you laugh so hard at my jokes<br>
you dont know what can come next<br>
<br>
every time i click "save page"<br>
the fans go crazy up in there<br>
they raise the roof<br>
and throw their hands in the air<br>
<br>
because they know something's coming<br>
something good; something fly<br>
how can thecheese be so awesome?<br>
hes just one guy. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 21:46, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

===Best Entry===
*[http://www.greensock.com/portfolio/MicroManiac/index.html Watch This] {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 22:07, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

===Most Noobish Picture===
* http://i39.tinypic.com/2yyzjoz.jpg

this is my original character his name is dylanshadow {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}

===Most Boring Paragraph===
*Where an application for the registration of a mark has been filed with the Office of a Contracting Party, or where a mark has been registered in the register of the Office of a Contracting Party, the person in whose name that application (hereinafter referred to as “the basic application”) or that registration (hereinafter referred to as “the basic registration”) stands may, subject to the provisions of this Protocol, secure protection for his mark in the territory of the Contracting Parties, by obtaining the registration of that mark in the register of the International Bureau of the World Intellectual Property Organization (hereinafter referred to as “the international registration,” “the International Register,” “the International Bureau” and “the Organization,” respectively), provided that, where the basic application has been filed with the Office of a Contracting State or where the basic registration has been made by such an Office, the person in whose name that application or registration stands is a national of that Contracting State, or is domiciled, or has a real and effective industrial or commercial establishment, in the said Contracting State, and where the basic application has been filed with the Office of a Contracting Organization or where the basic registration has been made by such an Office, the person in whose name that application or registration stands is a national of a State member of that Contracting Organization, or is domiciled, or has a real and effective industrial or commercial establishment, in the territory of the said Contracting Organization. {{User:JCM/sig}} 19:31, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

===Funniest Word===
*Wienerschnitzel. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 01:55, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

===Best Idea for the Next Contest===
*The worst way you can tell someone their mom died. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:56, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

===The worst way you can tell someone their mom died===
*Invite the person to come with them, dress in a white suit and top hat and dance on her grave. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

===Best excuse you didn't do you homework===
*My dog ate it and choked on it, so technically due to you setting the homework, you are responsible for the murder of my dog. I will expect you in court in a week. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:34, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

===Best Shampoo Slogan===
*It makes you clean. It's poison free. It's non-toxic. <small>We do not take responsibility for those not being true.</small> {{User:Raiku/siggy}}

===Best April Fools' Joke===
*In an office, plaster board up the hall ways leading to the cubicles. Make a new hall way with many twists and turns, leading to a dead end. Then if anyone gets smart and decides to cut through the walls, take all of the stuff in the cubicle areas and hide them in a vacant lot or your house, DO NOT dispose of or burn them. Make sure you paint the board the color of the main walls. [[User:Lemon Demon43|Lemon Demon43]]

===Most Annoying Sentance===
*I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:55, 15 October 2009 (UTC)

===Weirdest True Fact===
*The original assassination attempt on Archduke Ferdinand was a failure; his death later the same day happened due to his driving past a cafe were one of the would-be assassins was outside eating a sandwich. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:55, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

===Worst Insult===
* The World's Greatest. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 21:32, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

===Weirdest Drawing of an Armadillo===
*http://i46.tinypic.com/2cpb75u.png
you don't have to be beautiful to turn me on {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:56, 26 June 2010 (UTC)